fuck you, dude.

i   was   thinking  ... maybe   we   should   say   we’re   back   together  .

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𝐎𝐇  𝐌𝐘  𝐆𝐎𝐃!  𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘  𝐇𝐈𝐓  𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑  𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐆! 𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏  𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐒,  𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑  𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊.   

(  HEAVILY   SOUTH   PARK   CRITICAL.  )

[killedkennys]

kenny and craig and tweek are gonna be here now! @bravest

[leememes]

THE   FRACTURED   BUT   WHOLE   SENTENCE   STARTERS  .

“   nice   form ,   ____  .   ”  “   don’t   let   ____   fool   you  !   ”  “   you’re   on   the   wrong   side   of   this ,   ____  .   ”  “   if   i’m   not   your   worst   nightmare ,   i   aspire   to   be  .   ”  “   today   you   crossed   paths   with   the   wrong   immortal   fourth   grader  .   ”  “   think   about   what   you’re   doing ,   ____  !   ”  “   today   is   the   last   day   of   the   rest   of   your   life  .   ”  “   use   it   well ,   ____  .   ”  “   this   might   get   ugly  .   ”  “   no   mercy  .   ”  “   prepare   to   meet   your   end  .   ”  “   you’re   stronger   than   i   thought  .   ”  “   some   wounds ,   even   time   can’t   heal  .   ”  “   i’ve   got   a   lot   of   pathos  .   ”  “   you   should   get   that   looked   at  .   ”  “   weep   not   for   thine   enemies  .   they’re ,   like ,   total   assholes  .   ”  “   weep   not   for   thine   enemies  .   ”  “   that   looked   painful  .   ”  “   i   can’t   die  …   but   you   can  !   ”  “   you   have   no   idea   what   you’re   dealing   with  .   ”  “   shithead  !   ”  “   fuck   you ,   dude  !   ”  “   i’ve   got   a   lot   on   my   mind  .   ”  “   my   family   can’t   really   afford   to   go   to   restaurants  .   ”  “   i’m   about   to   die ,   guys  !   i’m   not   even   kidding  —   ”  “   why   are   you   defending   them  ?!   ”  “   you’re   so   melodramatic ,   dude  .   ”  “   take   it   easy ,   ____  .   ”  “   that’s   going   to   leave   some   scars  .   ”  “   well ,   that   went   better   than   expected  !   ”  “   you   guys   drag   me   into   this   and   then   i   always   end   up   having   to   save   your   butt  .   ”  “   i’m   impervious   to   your   bullshit  .   ”  “   come   and   get   me ,   dick  .   ”  “   for   best   results ,   target   the   groin   or   face  .   ”  “   you   practice   that   move   in   front   of   the   mirror ,   ____  ?   ”  “   keep   it   up ,   and   we   might   be   friends   someday  .   ”  “   you’re   a   beast  !   ”  “   well ,   y’know ,   i   have   been   working   out  .   ”  “   time   to   break   a   leg  .   yours  .   ”  “   you’re   a   pretty   intense   dude ,   ____  .   ”  “   okay ,   i   admit   it  :   you’ve   got   some   potential  .   ”  “   get   your   mom   to   kiss   that   boo - boo  .   ”  “   fists   really   do   solve   everything  .   ”  “   c’mon ,   help   me   out  .   ”  “   i   think   you’re   a   little   pussy  !   ”  “   you’re   our   only   hope  !   ”  “   stand   aside   or   die  !   ”  “   everything   from   here   to   here   is   lava  .   we   can’t   cross   it  !   ”  “   what’s   your   kryptonite  ?   ”  “   man ,   escort   missions   are   the   worst  .   ”  “   this   was   started   by   you  !   by   people   who   thought   there   should   be   preferential   treatment   to   certain   heroes  !   ”  “   i’m   not   the   one   who   walked   out   of   the   fucking   franchise ,   ____  !   ”  “   dude ,   dial   it   back  .   ”  “   fuck   you ,   dude  .   it’s   civil   war ,   dick  .   ”  “   ever   get   the   feeling   life   is   punishing   you   for   being   a   dick  ?   ”  “   i   will   right   wrongs   and   triumph   over   evil  !   ”  “   you’re   lame  !   you’re ,   like ,   the   lamest   lame   of   all   time  !   ”  “   it’s   about   time  .   you   know   how   hard   it   is   to   look   mysterious   when   you’re   just   standing   around   in   some   kid’s   front   yard  ?   it’s   pretty   fucking   hard  .   ”  “   wow  .   the   adults   in   this   town   are   really   out   of   their   fucking   minds  .   ”  “   where’d   you   learn   that   move ,   ____  ?   ”  “   yeah  !   we’ve   got   this ,   you   guys  !   ”  “   freedom   pals   will   be   victorious  !   ”  “   ____ ,   reporting   for   duty  .   ”  “   watch   your   back ,   girlfriend  !   ”  “   all   is   fair   in   love   and   war ,   freedom   pussies  .   ”  “   i’m   gonna   rip   you   apart  !   ”  “   you’re   gonna   hate   me   for   this  .   ”  “   sorry   about   your   friends  .   ”  “   get   that   traitor  !   ”  “   you   gotta   be   careful   playing   superheroes  .   you   can   make   a   lot   of   enemies  .   ”  “   some   boys   think   girls   don’t   make   good   superheroes  .   ”  “   who   the   fuck   is   that  ?!   ”  “   we’re   not   playing   with   you  .   ”  “   call   me   if   you   need   me  .   ”  “   so ,   i   guess   now   any   fucking   asshole   thinks   they   can   be   a   superhero  .   ”  “   nobody   will   listen   to   me  !   ”  “   i’m   asking   for   your   help  .   i   think   you’re   the   only   one   who   understands  .   ”  “   i   think   you’re   the   only   one   who   understands  .   ”  “   get   your   shit   together ,   ____  .   ”  “   it’s   not   my   fault   that   i   hate   all   of   you  .   ”  “   speak   up  .   couldn’t   hear   you   over   my   massive   middle   finger  .   ”  “   savour   my   begrudging   respect  .   ”  “   begrudging   respect  ?!   that’s   the   nicest   thing   you’ve   ever   said   to   me  !   ”  “   i’m   here   with   my   lazer   vision   if   you   need   backup  .   ”  “   oooh ,   scary  …   actually ,   that   was   pretty   scary ,   dude  .   ”  “   i   know   this   combat   stuff   doesn’t   really   come   naturally   to   you  .   ”  “   i   could’ve   done   it   without   you ,   but   i’m   glad   you   were   here   to   watch  .   ”  “   i   wish   you   put   as   much   effort   into   your   costume   as   you   did   that   punch  .   ”  “   you’re   lucky   i   even   showed   up  .   ”

[snuffysbox]

shows up 15 years late to the south park fandom with starbucks

[leememes]

THE   FRACTURED   BUT   WHOLE   SENTENCE   STARTERS  .

“   nice   form ,   ____  .   ”  “   don’t   let   ____   fool   you  !   ”  “   you’re   on   the   wrong   side   of   this ,   ____  .   ”  “   if   i’m   not   your   worst   nightmare ,   i   aspire   to   be  .   ”  “   today   you   crossed   paths   with   the   wrong   immortal   fourth   grader  .   ”  “   think   about   what   you’re   doing ,   ____  !   ”  “   today   is   the   last   day   of   the   rest   of   your   life  .   ”  “   use   it   well ,   ____  .   ”  “   this   might   get   ugly  .   ”  “   no   mercy  .   ”  “   prepare   to   meet   your   end  .   ”  “   you’re   stronger   than   i   thought  .   ”  “   some   wounds ,   even   time   can’t   heal  .   ”  “   i’ve   got   a   lot   of   pathos  .   ”  “   you   should   get   that   looked   at  .   ”  “   weep   not   for   thine   enemies  .   they’re ,   like ,   total   assholes  .   ”  “   weep   not   for   thine   enemies  .   ”  “   that   looked   painful  .   ”  “   i   can’t   die  …   but   you   can  !   ”  “   you   have   no   idea   what   you’re   dealing   with  .   ”  “   shithead  !   ”  “   fuck   you ,   dude  !   ”  “   i’ve   got   a   lot   on   my   mind  .   ”  “   my   family   can’t   really   afford   to   go   to   restaurants  .   ”  “   i’m   about   to   die ,   guys  !   i’m   not   even   kidding  —   ”  “   why   are   you   defending   them  ?!   ”  “   you’re   so   melodramatic ,   dude  .   ”  “   take   it   easy ,   ____  .   ”  “   that’s   going   to   leave   some   scars  .   ”  “   well ,   that   went   better   than   expected  !   ”  “   you   guys   drag   me   into   this   and   then   i   always   end   up   having   to   save   your   butt  .   ”  “   i’m   impervious   to   your   bullshit  .   ”  “   come   and   get   me ,   dick  .   ”  “   for   best   results ,   target   the   groin   or   face  .   ”  “   you   practice   that   move   in   front   of   the   mirror ,   ____  ?   ”  “   keep   it   up ,   and   we   might   be   friends   someday  .   ”  “   you’re   a   beast  !   ”  “   well ,   y’know ,   i   have   been   working   out  .   ”  “   time   to   break   a   leg  .   yours  .   ”  “   you’re   a   pretty   intense   dude ,   ____  .   ”  “   okay ,   i   admit   it  :   you’ve   got   some   potential  .   ”  “   get   your   mom   to   kiss   that   boo - boo  .   ”  “   fists   really   do   solve   everything  .   ”  “   c’mon ,   help   me   out  .   ”  “   i   think   you’re   a   little   pussy  !   ”  “   you’re   our   only   hope  !   ”  “   stand   aside   or   die  !   ”  “   everything   from   here   to   here   is   lava  .   we   can’t   cross   it  !   ”  “   what’s   your   kryptonite  ?   ”  “   man ,   escort   missions   are   the   worst  .   ”  “   this   was   started   by   you  !   by   people   who   thought   there   should   be   preferential   treatment   to   certain   heroes  !   ”  “   i’m   not   the   one   who   walked   out   of   the   fucking   franchise ,   ____  !   ”  “   dude ,   dial   it   back  .   ”  “   fuck   you ,   dude  .   it’s   civil   war ,   dick  .   ”  “   ever   get   the   feeling   life   is   punishing   you   for   being   a   dick  ?   ”  “   i   will   right   wrongs   and   triumph   over   evil  !   ”  “   you’re   lame  !   you’re ,   like ,   the   lamest   lame   of   all   time  !   ”  “   it’s   about   time  .   you   know   how   hard   it   is   to   look   mysterious   when   you’re   just   standing   around   in   some   kid’s   front   yard  ?   it’s   pretty   fucking   hard  .   ”  “   wow  .   the   adults   in   this   town   are   really   out   of   their   fucking   minds  .   ”  “   where’d   you   learn   that   move ,   ____  ?   ”  “   yeah  !   we’ve   got   this ,   you   guys  !   ”  “   freedom   pals   will   be   victorious  !   ”  “   ____ ,   reporting   for   duty  .   ”  “   watch   your   back ,   girlfriend  !   ”  “   all   is   fair   in   love   and   war ,   freedom   pussies  .   ”  “   i’m   gonna   rip   you   apart  !   ”  “   you’re   gonna   hate   me   for   this  .   ”  “   sorry   about   your   friends  .   ”  “   get   that   traitor  !   ”  “   you   gotta   be   careful   playing   superheroes  .   you   can   make   a   lot   of   enemies  .   ”  “   some   boys   think   girls   don’t   make   good   superheroes  .   ”  “   who   the   fuck   is   that  ?!   ”  “   we’re   not   playing   with   you  .   ”  “   call   me   if   you   need   me  .   ”  “   so ,   i   guess   now   any   fucking   asshole   thinks   they   can   be   a   superhero  .   ”  “   nobody   will   listen   to   me  !   ”  “   i’m   asking   for   your   help  .   i   think   you’re   the   only   one   who   understands  .   ”  “   i   think   you’re   the   only   one   who   understands  .   ”  “   get   your   shit   together ,   ____  .   ”  “   it’s   not   my   fault   that   i   hate   all   of   you  .   ”  “   speak   up  .   couldn’t   hear   you   over   my   massive   middle   finger  .   ”  “   savour   my   begrudging   respect  .   ”  “   begrudging   respect  ?!   that’s   the   nicest   thing   you’ve   ever   said   to   me  !   ”  “   i’m   here   with   my   lazer   vision   if   you   need   backup  .   ”  “   oooh ,   scary  …   actually ,   that   was   pretty   scary ,   dude  .   ”  “   i   know   this   combat   stuff   doesn’t   really   come   naturally   to   you  .   ”  “   i   could’ve   done   it   without   you ,   but   i’m   glad   you   were   here   to   watch  .   ”  “   i   wish   you   put   as   much   effort   into   your   costume   as   you   did   that   punch  .   ”  “   you’re   lucky   i   even   showed   up  .   ”

[flippedoff]

craig sits with you and tells you space facts and does not relent in dumping information until you physically get up and walk away

[promptsareus-blog1]

For each “⭐️” I get, I’ll write a headcanon about our muses.

[cadenzaaa]

Before & after.

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by the way tweek was in the right during their fight in the fractured but whole

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autistic craig headcanon is literally so comforting… there’s just something about it that means everything to me

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              bear   with   me  …   what   if   this   was   also   a   one - liner   starter   call

[flippedoff]

phantosm​.

“He’s one of those flying fuckers, gets around real quick.” Zeke rolled his eyes, though the mention of Goldheart being there of all places had him nervous. And not necessarily for himself either. For little ‘heroes’, those irritating kids had a penchant for getting themselves into trouble. 

“I dunno why he’d be in this hick town. No offense… does anything even really happen here?” he’d heard some stories, but he assumed they were all made up, “Look just, stay away from him, alright?” Zeke’s tone took an abrupt turn for the serious, which he realized and cleared his throat, “Because… he’s gonna make your franchise look like a joke, man! You can’t be seen with that guy!”

Nice save.

             “   we’re   having   a   coon   friends   meeting   later   to   pool   our   theories   about   this   guy .   our   working   one   right   now   is   that   he’s ,   i   dunno .   some   dick   who   wants   to   establish   his   superhero   franchise   in   south   park   first   before   we   can   all   get   our   shit   together   and   pitch   to   netflix .   ”

craig   returns   to   flicking   through   headlines ,   brows   knitted .   they’re   positively   glowing .   each   journalist   sings   goldheart’s   praises ,   and   supposedly   every   citizen   interviewed   thinks   this   guy’s   hot   shit ,   too .   

is   he   really   as   much   of   an   asshole   as   zeke   says ?   probably   not ,   judging   by   what   he’s   seeing   online ...   but   it   hardly   matters   anyway .   a   threat   to   the   franchise   plan   has   to   be   dealt   with   regardless .   ugh .   great .   more   stupid   shit   to   contend   with   before   super   craig   gets   on   the   big   screen ...   a   rare   huff   of   laughter   ---   well ,   more   of   an   amused   exhale   through   his   nose   ---   betrays   the   deadpan   boy’s   amusement   at   the   villain’s   query .

“   everything   happens   here ,   dude .   this   town   is   insane .   crazy   bullshit   goes   down   every   week ;   didn’t   you   hear   about   the   mutated   sixth   graders   we   had   to   beat   the   crap   out   of ?   ”   a   roll   of   his   eyes ---   they   slant   questioningly   as   zeke’s   tone   grows   sharp   with   a   certain   sternness ,   and   a   momentarily   affronted   look   crosses   his   impassive   visage ,   before   zeke   catches   himself .   super   craig   lifts   his   brows .   “   oh .   huh .   how’s   he   gonna   do   that ?   ”

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             “   …   it’s  —   aCK  —   it’s   looking   at   me .   it’s   looking   right   at   me  —   aARGh !!   ”   his   accusatory   gaze   flits   from   the   seemingly   innocent   bird   perched   on   the   bench   to   his   companion ,   eyes   wild   and   wide ,   frame   twitching   and   flinching   erratically   as   he   drops   his   voice   to   a   hushed ,   panicked   whisper .   “   jesus   christ ,   don’t   you   fucking   see   that ?!   why   is   it   FUCKING   STARING   AT   ME  ??!?!   ”

[flippedoff]

@phantosm​   liked   for   a   one - liner .

              “   who   the   fuck   is   goldheart ?   am   i   supposed   to   give   a   shit ?   ”

[phantosm]

“You kiddos wanna be heroes and you don’t even know who Goldheart is?” Zeke’s forehead hit his gloved palm as he shook his head, “One of the biggest heroes- and surprise surprise- assholes of all time. You’re better off staying away from him.”

[flippedoff]

             “   he’s   not   part   of   our   franchise .   kinda   makes   him   irrelevant   in   our   book .   ”   craig   ceases   wrinkling   his   nose   at   an   article   about   this   goldheart   guy   and   glances   up   from   his   phone   to   regard   zeke   inquisitively .   “   huh .   so   he’s   like   the   cartman   of   his   franchise ?   greeeeaaat ...   well ,   he’s   hanging   around   south   park .   we’re   kinda   hoping   he   fucks   off   soon .   ”

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tweek   can   only   be   normal   when   his   hand   is   being   held .   stops   him   from   imploding

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@brgrchld​   liked   for   a   one - liner .

             “   it’s---   it’s ,   y’know ,   getting   kinda   late ,   louise  ...   don’t   you   wanna  start   heading   home   yet  ??   aArgh  ---   my   parents   are   gonna   kill   me   if   i   break   curfew  !!   ”

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@brgrchld​   liked   for   a   one - liner .

              “   ...   you   need   some   help   with   that ?   ”