𝐎𝐇 𝐌𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐃! 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐆! 𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐒, 𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊.
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𝐎𝐇 𝐌𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐃! 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐆! 𝐃𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐒, 𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊.
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kenny and craig and tweek are gonna be here now! @bravest
THE FRACTURED BUT WHOLE SENTENCE STARTERS .
“ nice form , ____ . ” “ don’t let ____ fool you ! ” “ you’re on the wrong side of this , ____ . ” “ if i’m not your worst nightmare , i aspire to be . ” “ today you crossed paths with the wrong immortal fourth grader . ” “ think about what you’re doing , ____ ! ” “ today is the last day of the rest of your life . ” “ use it well , ____ . ” “ this might get ugly . ” “ no mercy . ” “ prepare to meet your end . ” “ you’re stronger than i thought . ” “ some wounds , even time can’t heal . ” “ i’ve got a lot of pathos . ” “ you should get that looked at . ” “ weep not for thine enemies . they’re , like , total assholes . ” “ weep not for thine enemies . ” “ that looked painful . ” “ i can’t die … but you can ! ” “ you have no idea what you’re dealing with . ” “ shithead ! ” “ fuck you , dude ! ” “ i’ve got a lot on my mind . ” “ my family can’t really afford to go to restaurants . ” “ i’m about to die , guys ! i’m not even kidding — ” “ why are you defending them ?! ” “ you’re so melodramatic , dude . ” “ take it easy , ____ . ” “ that’s going to leave some scars . ” “ well , that went better than expected ! ” “ you guys drag me into this and then i always end up having to save your butt . ” “ i’m impervious to your bullshit . ” “ come and get me , dick . ” “ for best results , target the groin or face . ” “ you practice that move in front of the mirror , ____ ? ” “ keep it up , and we might be friends someday . ” “ you’re a beast ! ” “ well , y’know , i have been working out . ” “ time to break a leg . yours . ” “ you’re a pretty intense dude , ____ . ” “ okay , i admit it : you’ve got some potential . ” “ get your mom to kiss that boo - boo . ” “ fists really do solve everything . ” “ c’mon , help me out . ” “ i think you’re a little pussy ! ” “ you’re our only hope ! ” “ stand aside or die ! ” “ everything from here to here is lava . we can’t cross it ! ” “ what’s your kryptonite ? ” “ man , escort missions are the worst . ” “ this was started by you ! by people who thought there should be preferential treatment to certain heroes ! ” “ i’m not the one who walked out of the fucking franchise , ____ ! ” “ dude , dial it back . ” “ fuck you , dude . it’s civil war , dick . ” “ ever get the feeling life is punishing you for being a dick ? ” “ i will right wrongs and triumph over evil ! ” “ you’re lame ! you’re , like , the lamest lame of all time ! ” “ it’s about time . you know how hard it is to look mysterious when you’re just standing around in some kid’s front yard ? it’s pretty fucking hard . ” “ wow . the adults in this town are really out of their fucking minds . ” “ where’d you learn that move , ____ ? ” “ yeah ! we’ve got this , you guys ! ” “ freedom pals will be victorious ! ” “ ____ , reporting for duty . ” “ watch your back , girlfriend ! ” “ all is fair in love and war , freedom pussies . ” “ i’m gonna rip you apart ! ” “ you’re gonna hate me for this . ” “ sorry about your friends . ” “ get that traitor ! ” “ you gotta be careful playing superheroes . you can make a lot of enemies . ” “ some boys think girls don’t make good superheroes . ” “ who the fuck is that ?! ” “ we’re not playing with you . ” “ call me if you need me . ” “ so , i guess now any fucking asshole thinks they can be a superhero . ” “ nobody will listen to me ! ” “ i’m asking for your help . i think you’re the only one who understands . ” “ i think you’re the only one who understands . ” “ get your shit together , ____ . ” “ it’s not my fault that i hate all of you . ” “ speak up . couldn’t hear you over my massive middle finger . ” “ savour my begrudging respect . ” “ begrudging respect ?! that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me ! ” “ i’m here with my lazer vision if you need backup . ” “ oooh , scary … actually , that was pretty scary , dude . ” “ i know this combat stuff doesn’t really come naturally to you . ” “ i could’ve done it without you , but i’m glad you were here to watch . ” “ i wish you put as much effort into your costume as you did that punch . ” “ you’re lucky i even showed up . ”
shows up 15 years late to the south park fandom with starbucks
THE FRACTURED BUT WHOLE SENTENCE STARTERS .
“ nice form , ____ . ” “ don’t let ____ fool you ! ” “ you’re on the wrong side of this , ____ . ” “ if i’m not your worst nightmare , i aspire to be . ” “ today you crossed paths with the wrong immortal fourth grader . ” “ think about what you’re doing , ____ ! ” “ today is the last day of the rest of your life . ” “ use it well , ____ . ” “ this might get ugly . ” “ no mercy . ” “ prepare to meet your end . ” “ you’re stronger than i thought . ” “ some wounds , even time can’t heal . ” “ i’ve got a lot of pathos . ” “ you should get that looked at . ” “ weep not for thine enemies . they’re , like , total assholes . ” “ weep not for thine enemies . ” “ that looked painful . ” “ i can’t die … but you can ! ” “ you have no idea what you’re dealing with . ” “ shithead ! ” “ fuck you , dude ! ” “ i’ve got a lot on my mind . ” “ my family can’t really afford to go to restaurants . ” “ i’m about to die , guys ! i’m not even kidding — ” “ why are you defending them ?! ” “ you’re so melodramatic , dude . ” “ take it easy , ____ . ” “ that’s going to leave some scars . ” “ well , that went better than expected ! ” “ you guys drag me into this and then i always end up having to save your butt . ” “ i’m impervious to your bullshit . ” “ come and get me , dick . ” “ for best results , target the groin or face . ” “ you practice that move in front of the mirror , ____ ? ” “ keep it up , and we might be friends someday . ” “ you’re a beast ! ” “ well , y’know , i have been working out . ” “ time to break a leg . yours . ” “ you’re a pretty intense dude , ____ . ” “ okay , i admit it : you’ve got some potential . ” “ get your mom to kiss that boo - boo . ” “ fists really do solve everything . ” “ c’mon , help me out . ” “ i think you’re a little pussy ! ” “ you’re our only hope ! ” “ stand aside or die ! ” “ everything from here to here is lava . we can’t cross it ! ” “ what’s your kryptonite ? ” “ man , escort missions are the worst . ” “ this was started by you ! by people who thought there should be preferential treatment to certain heroes ! ” “ i’m not the one who walked out of the fucking franchise , ____ ! ” “ dude , dial it back . ” “ fuck you , dude . it’s civil war , dick . ” “ ever get the feeling life is punishing you for being a dick ? ” “ i will right wrongs and triumph over evil ! ” “ you’re lame ! you’re , like , the lamest lame of all time ! ” “ it’s about time . you know how hard it is to look mysterious when you’re just standing around in some kid’s front yard ? it’s pretty fucking hard . ” “ wow . the adults in this town are really out of their fucking minds . ” “ where’d you learn that move , ____ ? ” “ yeah ! we’ve got this , you guys ! ” “ freedom pals will be victorious ! ” “ ____ , reporting for duty . ” “ watch your back , girlfriend ! ” “ all is fair in love and war , freedom pussies . ” “ i’m gonna rip you apart ! ” “ you’re gonna hate me for this . ” “ sorry about your friends . ” “ get that traitor ! ” “ you gotta be careful playing superheroes . you can make a lot of enemies . ” “ some boys think girls don’t make good superheroes . ” “ who the fuck is that ?! ” “ we’re not playing with you . ” “ call me if you need me . ” “ so , i guess now any fucking asshole thinks they can be a superhero . ” “ nobody will listen to me ! ” “ i’m asking for your help . i think you’re the only one who understands . ” “ i think you’re the only one who understands . ” “ get your shit together , ____ . ” “ it’s not my fault that i hate all of you . ” “ speak up . couldn’t hear you over my massive middle finger . ” “ savour my begrudging respect . ” “ begrudging respect ?! that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me ! ” “ i’m here with my lazer vision if you need backup . ” “ oooh , scary … actually , that was pretty scary , dude . ” “ i know this combat stuff doesn’t really come naturally to you . ” “ i could’ve done it without you , but i’m glad you were here to watch . ” “ i wish you put as much effort into your costume as you did that punch . ” “ you’re lucky i even showed up . ”
craig sits with you and tells you space facts and does not relent in dumping information until you physically get up and walk away
For each “⭐️” I get, I’ll write a headcanon about our muses.
Before & after.
by the way tweek was in the right during their fight in the fractured but whole
autistic craig headcanon is literally so comforting… there’s just something about it that means everything to me
bear with me … what if this was also a one - liner starter call
phantosm.
“He’s one of those flying fuckers, gets around real quick.” Zeke rolled his eyes, though the mention of Goldheart being there of all places had him nervous. And not necessarily for himself either. For little ‘heroes’, those irritating kids had a penchant for getting themselves into trouble.
“I dunno why he’d be in this hick town. No offense… does anything even really happen here?” he’d heard some stories, but he assumed they were all made up, “Look just, stay away from him, alright?” Zeke’s tone took an abrupt turn for the serious, which he realized and cleared his throat, “Because… he’s gonna make your franchise look like a joke, man! You can’t be seen with that guy!”
Nice save.
“ we’re having a coon friends meeting later to pool our theories about this guy . our working one right now is that he’s , i dunno . some dick who wants to establish his superhero franchise in south park first before we can all get our shit together and pitch to netflix . ”
craig returns to flicking through headlines , brows knitted . they’re positively glowing . each journalist sings goldheart’s praises , and supposedly every citizen interviewed thinks this guy’s hot shit , too .
is he really as much of an asshole as zeke says ? probably not , judging by what he’s seeing online ... but it hardly matters anyway . a threat to the franchise plan has to be dealt with regardless . ugh . great . more stupid shit to contend with before super craig gets on the big screen ... a rare huff of laughter --- well , more of an amused exhale through his nose --- betrays the deadpan boy’s amusement at the villain’s query .
“ everything happens here , dude . this town is insane . crazy bullshit goes down every week ; didn’t you hear about the mutated sixth graders we had to beat the crap out of ? ” a roll of his eyes --- they slant questioningly as zeke’s tone grows sharp with a certain sternness , and a momentarily affronted look crosses his impassive visage , before zeke catches himself . super craig lifts his brows . “ oh . huh . how’s he gonna do that ? ”
“ … it’s — aCK — it’s looking at me . it’s looking right at me — aARGh !! ” his accusatory gaze flits from the seemingly innocent bird perched on the bench to his companion , eyes wild and wide , frame twitching and flinching erratically as he drops his voice to a hushed , panicked whisper . “ jesus christ , don’t you fucking see that ?! why is it FUCKING STARING AT ME ??!?! ”
@phantosm liked for a one - liner .
“ who the fuck is goldheart ? am i supposed to give a shit ? ”
“You kiddos wanna be heroes and you don’t even know who Goldheart is?” Zeke’s forehead hit his gloved palm as he shook his head, “One of the biggest heroes- and surprise surprise- assholes of all time. You’re better off staying away from him.”
“ he’s not part of our franchise . kinda makes him irrelevant in our book . ” craig ceases wrinkling his nose at an article about this goldheart guy and glances up from his phone to regard zeke inquisitively . “ huh . so he’s like the cartman of his franchise ? greeeeaaat ... well , he’s hanging around south park . we’re kinda hoping he fucks off soon . ”
tweek can only be normal when his hand is being held . stops him from imploding
@brgrchld liked for a one - liner .
“ it’s--- it’s , y’know , getting kinda late , louise ... don’t you wanna start heading home yet ?? aArgh --- my parents are gonna kill me if i break curfew !! ”
@brgrchld liked for a one - liner .
“ ... you need some help with that ? ”