“ nice form , ____ . ”
“ don’t let ____ fool you ! ”
“ you’re on the wrong side of this , ____ . ”
“ if i’m not your worst nightmare , i aspire to be . ”
“ today you crossed paths with the wrong immortal fourth grader . ”
“ think about what you’re doing , ____ ! ”
“ today is the last day of the rest of your life . ”
“ use it well , ____ . ”
“ this might get ugly . ”
“ no mercy . ”
“ prepare to meet your end . ”
“ you’re stronger than i thought . ”
“ some wounds , even time can’t heal . ”
“ i’ve got a lot of pathos . ”
“ you should get that looked at . ”
“ weep not for thine enemies . they’re , like , total assholes . ”
“ weep not for thine enemies . ”
“ that looked painful . ”
“ i can’t die … but you can ! ”
“ you have no idea what you’re dealing with . ”
“ shithead ! ”
“ fuck you , dude ! ”
“ i’ve got a lot on my mind . ”
“ my family can’t really afford to go to restaurants . ”
“ i’m about to die , guys ! i’m not even kidding — ”
“ why are you defending them ?! ”
“ you’re so melodramatic , dude . ”
“ take it easy , ____ . ”
“ that’s going to leave some scars . ”
“ well , that went better than expected ! ”
“ you guys drag me into this and then i always end up having to save your butt . ”
“ i’m impervious to your bullshit . ”
“ come and get me , dick . ”
“ for best results , target the groin or face . ”
“ you practice that move in front of the mirror , ____ ? ”
“ keep it up , and we might be friends someday . ”
“ you’re a beast ! ”
“ well , y’know , i have been working out . ”
“ time to break a leg . yours . ”
“ you’re a pretty intense dude , ____ . ”
“ okay , i admit it : you’ve got some potential . ”
“ get your mom to kiss that boo - boo . ”
“ fists really do solve everything . ”
“ c’mon , help me out . ”
“ i think you’re a little pussy ! ”
“ you’re our only hope ! ”
“ stand aside or die ! ”
“ everything from here to here is lava . we can’t cross it ! ”
“ what’s your kryptonite ? ”
“ man , escort missions are the worst . ”
“ this was started by you ! by people who thought there should be preferential treatment to certain heroes ! ”
“ i’m not the one who walked out of the fucking franchise , ____ ! ”
“ dude , dial it back . ”
“ fuck you , dude . it’s civil war , dick . ”
“ ever get the feeling life is punishing you for being a dick ? ”
“ i will right wrongs and triumph over evil ! ”
“ you’re lame ! you’re , like , the lamest lame of all time ! ”
“ it’s about time . you know how hard it is to look mysterious when you’re just standing around in some kid’s front yard ? it’s pretty fucking hard . ”
“ wow . the adults in this town are really out of their fucking minds . ”
“ where’d you learn that move , ____ ? ”
“ yeah ! we’ve got this , you guys ! ”
“ freedom pals will be victorious ! ”
“ ____ , reporting for duty . ”
“ watch your back , girlfriend ! ”
“ all is fair in love and war , freedom pussies . ”
“ i’m gonna rip you apart ! ”
“ you’re gonna hate me for this . ”
“ sorry about your friends . ”
“ get that traitor ! ”
“ you gotta be careful playing superheroes . you can make a lot of enemies . ”
“ some boys think girls don’t make good superheroes . ”
“ who the fuck is that ?! ”
“ we’re not playing with you . ”
“ call me if you need me . ”
“ so , i guess now any fucking asshole thinks they can be a superhero . ”
“ nobody will listen to me ! ”
“ i’m asking for your help . i think you’re the only one who understands . ”
“ i think you’re the only one who understands . ”
“ get your shit together , ____ . ”
“ it’s not my fault that i hate all of you . ”
“ speak up . couldn’t hear you over my massive middle finger . ”
“ savour my begrudging respect . ”
“ begrudging respect ?! that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me ! ”
“ i’m here with my lazer vision if you need backup . ”
“ oooh , scary … actually , that was pretty scary , dude . ”
“ i know this combat stuff doesn’t really come naturally to you . ”
“ i could’ve done it without you , but i’m glad you were here to watch . ”
“ i wish you put as much effort into your costume as you did that punch . ”
“ you’re lucky i even showed up . ”
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