#kidcloud

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Lou: Ten years ago today, I married my best friend

Lou: Kid was pissed, but Buck and I were drunk and thought it'd be hilarious

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Kid: I guess you could say I've... fallen for you <3

Lou: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs how are you even alive?

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* talking about a potential breakup *

Fortune Teller: But there is a romantic relationship in peril.

Kid: Well, it's not mine. Lou is so loving and devoted, even though she ...just recently chose to move out.

Fortune Teller: I see.

Ike: {And Buck and I are solid as a rock - if half the rock was super attractive and the other half was…. wildly insecure....}

Fortune Teller: Hmm.

Cody: Ha‐ha! This fortune lady thinks your love is garbage.

Kid: Well, what about you and your unlikely partnership with Jimmy?

Cody: I agree, Jimmy is a ten. But, as you all can see, I'm an eleven. Together, we are blackjack.

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Kid: I asked Lou to share her queen sized blanket

Kid: To which she replied that she was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity

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Lou: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Buck?

Buck: No

Kid: I do!

Lou: I know Kid

Kid: I'm sad

Lou: I know Kid

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Lou: I'm not that drunk

Kid: You just tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I'm important

Lou, tearing up: You are

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Buck: Hey Kid, what color are Lou's eyes again? I'm trying to paint her and that's the one thing I can't remember

Kid: The most alluring color, like emeralds. No! Peridots! Like a thousand gorgeous sparkling peridots, glittering like stars in the night sky. They are magnetic and powerful and bright - you can get really lost in them.

Buck: What?

Kid: I said green. Olive green.

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Damn I really did only spend like 10 minutes on these