Toxic one piece dating headcanons ⋆˙⟡
Warnings 𐙚 Toxicity, stupidity, manipulations, Definatly ooc, Fem!reader, mysogony, heavy amount of abuse in doflamingo's, mentions of sex, just generally not good.
Wc 𐙚 298
A/n 𐙚 obivously i dont agree with anything here, its all bad (mostly...some of it is just stupid and silly kinda like zoro and luffy's) also i might delete this one later! ( ^ω^ )
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Zoro wouldn't want a girlfriend or wife or any spouse what so ever because wouldn't see the appeal and feels as if it's "dead weight"
And he doesn't want any relationships in the future either...
And not just relationships but ALL romance, so like no quick hook ups or one night stands. Ever.
there was a quick line back on women island where luffy said "I'm not getting married" after boa mentions being his wife
So once again; he wouldn't want any relationship but not because he thinks it's dead weight, because he REALLY doesn't see the appeall and would rather just be friends
he's not stupid, he knows about sex. But doesn't desire it at all.
Mihawk is a firm believer in the "woman are to be housewives and take care of their husbands"
He doesn't want a wife though and would rather be alone in his castle.
not opposed to sexual things but not seeking it out. He just really doesn't care for it
once again crocodile "woman belong in the kitchen" mindset but 1000x worse
not opposed to beating his wife or being manipulative
though he would buy tons of expensive and lavish gifts for her
doesn't mind one night stands but with his position of fame and power there's not much safety in them, so he'd prefer to have a wife to do that for him
(he's absolutely one of the most mysongonistic men here)
doflamingo has been confirmed to have a romantic relationship with viola.
wants a nice quiet wife that doesn't talk back to HIM but still has enough ego to match his.
Very abusive in a relationship...screaming beating, manipulative, anything you could think of
the relationship he'd look for it 80% sex and 20% you caring for him and him only
Kidd is not actively looking for a partner BUT likes the idea of a attractive women being by his side and flaunting him off
VERY hard to start dating officially but once it happens he'll be bragging about mostly your looks to everyone
Another who doesn't desire much sex but wouldn't mind a hook up every now and then
A/n 𐙚 Sorry for the lack of posts! been real busy and havent had much time to write so this one was pulled from the drafts- ૮(˶╥︿╥)ა for the person who requested a the law thing im currently working on; its about half way done! so so so super sorry for the long delay! im trying my best with the time i have! "( – ⌓ – )
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