Okay so I’ve finally accept that I’m not ready to write age play and the ideas came pouring in INSTANTLY!!! Months wasted but whatever. So the next instalment of basement bunny au will also be pet play >:p this time with Wanda, who jumped the gun, and her kitten, who knows Wanda (a little)
Tags: kidnapped, the sillies
Words: 396
Footsteps have you straightening. You don’t know if you should get in a fighting stance or prepare to run or what, so you sort of freeze with your knees slightly bent. The door opens. Your brain blanks.
It’s the woman. Wanda. The one who was always a bit too close, a bit too touchy. You hadn’t minded at the time, at all. Now your gut twists. Had she kidnapped you?
Wanda pauses in the doorway for a moment, taking you in, before stepping in and shutting the door behind her. It’s only when she steps towards you that you realise she’s holding something. A spray bottle, filled with a clear liquid you’re hoping is water. Her smile is way too kind considering the circumstances.
“How’s my kitten settling in?”
Your face scrunches in confusion. “What— “
A sudden spray of cold and wet hitting you has you jerking back. You blink rapidly, wiping at your face. Wanda now holds the bottle slightly raised. The shock leaves you gaping, then annoyance surges. Did she just spray with you?
“Wh— “ Wanda sprays you again and you cover your face with your arms. “What the hell!” She sprays again. “Stop!” And again. Your arms are soaked. The water is weirdly cold. It still drips from your eyelashes. You don’t really know what to do. If you try to run or fight and she gets you in the face you’re kind of screwed. Once again, frustratingly, you just sort of freeze in place.
A few moments of nothing and you part your forearms slightly. Wanda has a very slight frown. Like she’s looking at something she disproves off rather than something that upsets her. You blink up at her. You hadn’t realised you’d crouched down. You warily lower your wet arms. The water is cold enough you don’t wipe them on your clothes. Let the water pool on her wooden floor.
She smiles that extremely pretty smile of hers. You have no idea what the actual fuck that was about. You open your mouth to ask, or maybe yell a little, but she raises the spray bottle. You hesitate, looking between her and the bottle, before slowly closing your mouth again. She lowers it.
Your kidnapper doesn’t want you to talk, fine whatever that sounds like it could be a normal kidnapper thing but spraying you with water? Why. Just why.
Okay a tiny bit more as a treat :p I’ve changed a lot of the wording twice already so it may change again by the time I post but this is the core of it :)
tags: Wanda & Agatha bickering as they do, Agatha being unhelpful, reader is the kitten in question
words: 207
“I adopted a kitten.”
The other end of the line is silent for a long moment. “You adopted a kitten or you adopted a kitten?”
“The second one,” Wanda tries to keep her voice flippant. There’s a muffled sound from the line Wanda pretends not to hear.
“Anyone ever tell you that you have a tendency to jump the gun, hon?” Agatha only uses ‘hon’ with Wanda, and only when she’s pissed at her. Wanda tries not to huff. Agatha will only mockingly mimic her.
“I did my research.”
“Oh, you did, did you? Then you’re calling me to tell me how successful your pet training has been. Not because you need help, is that right?”
“I don’t need help.” Wanda insists. “Just some advice.”
“Potato, pot-ah-to.”
“It’s different,” Wanda insists again.
“Tomato, tom-ah-to.”
Wanda holds in a growl. Getting visibly or verbally frustrated only spurs Agatha on. “Will you answer the question or not?”
“I thought you like dogs,” Agatha says, not asking or answering.
I dunno if this will end up in the fic but I’m actually making myself giggle at the thought of Wanda feeding her kitten tuna, but she’s so flustered and nervous she just straight up forgets the plate. She just peels opens the can and tries to give it to you. Forgets the no hands rule. Forgets how sharp cans are. She’s such a mess
Just read the kidnapped kitten WIP, I enjoyed reading it! thank you for posting it :D
:O!!!!!! Thank you for sending this ask 💞💞💞💞💞💞 I’m really happy you enjoyed it!!!!!
I’ve written a tiny bit more already but nothing that’s like a solid block so no new post yet. Hopefully soon :3 especially with the instant motivation from this ask >:D
I’m really excited about this one. It’s still gonna be dark of course but it’s accidentally becoming a tiny bit sillier than bb :p Wanda bit off a tiny bit more than she can chew and Agatha is very unimpressed :p
