#kidquotes

[poppins-me]

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[todayintoddlerhood]

"You have to finish your sandwich to leave the table. You can't get up until I get up." "Mommy, I want to see how tall you are." #toddlerquote #trickytoddler

[artedadventures]

When I was young and Pokemon Go was popular...

how one of my fourth graders started a sentence unsarcastically. 

[artedadventures]

Third grader: Me and [redacted] are making a comic!

Me: Oh, what is it about?

Third grader: Well, it's about a dog and this boy who get blended! Tragically, they both die, but they get mixed together in a genetic experiment! So the parents lose their dog and child, but now they have a mutant freak dog-boy named Lucky and that’s even better!

Me: Oh, wow!

Third grader: Yeah and he can skateboard and play video games!

[artedadventures]

-_-

6th grader 1: I want to be a meme!

6th grader 2: Then you should become president.

[artedadventures]

student: what, only 20 minutes left?!?!

me: well, time flies when you're having fun!

student: (looks up at ceiling) hey time, can you just suspend yourself and stop for a bit so I can keep painting??

me: 😂

[lunarharlequin]

swiggity swoompst

whomst

[staceybrandfordphoto]

Long lines and good times. #kidquotes #itsnotmystyle #butimimpressed #imean #theybuiltitbackwhen #theywerestill #poopinginthestreets 🙄🤣 . . . . . #passportready #wishyouwerehere #florence #italy #travelphotographer #travel #staceybrandford #landscape #departures #afarmedia #enroutemag #destinations #instagramtravel #igtravel #vsco #vscocam #beautifuldestinations #travelpics #summerinitaly #niceviews #viewstocureblues #italiansummer #duomodreams (at Duomo di Milano - Milan Cathedral) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1V9s_ugx4n/?igshid=byz8mpmqe4a0