“What’s that?” “It’s an old woman lost in a pyramid, in Wongolia.”
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if i look back, i am lost

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“What’s that?” “It’s an old woman lost in a pyramid, in Wongolia.”
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#todayintoddlerhood #artclass #toddlerart #toddlerquotes
"Are you stuck?" "No. I just transformed on the couch."
When you find out you're not going to be the only kid in these here parts anymore....
Sundays are for Singing
(Halfway through Mass)
Toddler, 3: Is the priest leaving?
Me: No.
Toddler: Why? We sang all the songs!
Post from @daddyswag : sounds about right!
Spend money on toys, kids play on a box… #mydaughterisacat
"You have to finish your sandwich to leave the table. You can't get up until I get up." "Mommy, I want to see how tall you are." #toddlerquote #trickytoddler
"I have to go get a CD from the library." "That's a thumbs-down. That's a thumbs-down because you already have a CD and if you get another one it will be a waste."
"Why is there jelly on the wall?" "...I wasn't eating up here." "You weren't?" "It wasn't me. It must have been Daddy eating up here when he was watching the rain."
"You have to clean up all your books first." (several minutes later) "Mommy, I cleaned up all my mess!" "You did?" "Yes! My other books are just resting... on the ground."
Reading Rainbow
"Mommy, can I eat something in the bathtub?" "No, you cannot." "But I read it in that book, 'It's Okay To Be Different.'"
"You put it on wrong."
"NOOOO IIII DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDNNNNNNN'TTT!"
Glad we cleared that up.
It's a Trap
Me: Finish your sandwich!
Toddler: But if I eat everything I will poop again.
It's called "taking initiative."
"When I grow up I will get milk ALL. BY. MY. SELF. to put in my nursies, and then alllllll the babies can drink it."
-Toddler Boy, 3
When you go upstairs for a few minutes...
“Mommy, I’m making you ice cream but I ate it all."
I woke up like this.
I only want the good parts of these organic strawberries, k thx.