#kidshunter

[kidsgossip-blog]

Rumor has it Hunter and Jesse are official now.

Heartfelt congaytulations to the happy couple, but can it really count as a “rumor” if @photogcnic made it #FacebookOfficial? Do us a huuUuge fav and miss us with that BS to crack down on something juicy for once. And before you ask, no. Juicy doesn’t include @jessestjesse‘s spectacular ass. 

Who even makes things #FacebookOfficial and makes a cheesy post on social media about it already? It seems a little lame to me. But congratulations, @photogcnic and @jessestjesse! Looks like Hunter’s claimed the bounciest ass of McKinley High’s Hallways.

[roryshudson]

texts // hunter & rory

Rory: Where are you right now?

Rory: Out of curiosity, and not because I might potentially be inspired in making a repeat of your English class texts you sent to a bunch of people.

Rory: I don't even take nudes, so you should feel... extra lucky right now, darling.

[kidsgossip-blog]

Who do you wish would just get together already and stop messing around?

If you all cared about your grades as much as you cared about who was sleeping with someone then I think you’d all be able to get yourselves into an Ivy League school. @queeniefabray and @roryshudson hands down in my head, a girl can only handle so much eye fucking from two people that it gets almost pathetic. @photogcnic and @bas-smythe for seconds. Does my partner in crime have any additions to add?

Cosigned and seconded, my dear. I was going to say @spencerfleming and @riveragabe, but I know all of our dedicated followers already saw that status update. The two were spotted getting cozy at Rosalita’s Roadhouse just hours before making it FB official. What a dive. Whatever happened to good ol’ fashioned Breadstix? Either way, she fell for it. Perhaps she’s just a simpler girl than me but who could blame her when sitting opposite someone so easy on the eyes. A word of advice: step up your game, Rivera, or you might lose her just as quickly as she fell into your arms.

[kidsgossip-blog]

Is something going on with Marley and that new kid, Clarington?

Maybe. Zoe?

You mean like romantically? I don’t think Marley’s ever gotten with anyone if that’s what you’re asking. She screams virgin. @romanticmarley @splendarages