#kiinam

[therunawayscamp]

What is the terminal velocity of a cliffracer?

Luca stares blankly for a long, long time, before throwing her arms straight out to either side.

‘How th’fuck should I know? What’s a flossity? What’s a terminal? Why’s a fuckin’ cliffracer got ‘em? Those bastards don’t deserve nuffin’! I’ll take it off’f ‘em!’

[therunawayscamp]

Why is the ship name is what it is?

‘Cause there were a Scamp what ran away, prob’ly. Who cares? Captain had his reasons. An’ ’s better’n the Kintyra like what Mr Braskan called his ship.’

Another thought occurs. Luca reaches for the knife she keeps in her boot.

‘You sayin’ you don’t like it? You sayin’ you don’t like our ship? Like t’see you come up with summin’ better!’

[therunawayscamp]

So the Saxhleel onboard, have they found anything interesting while diving below the ship?

‘They found a hole once. That was int’restin’. Mister Vi didn’t sleep for a week while they was fixin’ it. And this other time Xisth found a diamond in some seaweed and said I could have it. Or she was gonna, anyway, so I went ahead an’ took it.’

A suspicious look creeps into Luca’s eyes and she shuffles backwards.

‘So it’s mine now. Ain’t gonna let you see it.’

[aurielswaywardson]

General, I would figure you'd have someone else to bear the ring. Besides, I doubt Elenwen would want have a mercenary carry that burden. (chuckle)

“I am not quite sure what you are talking about, lizard.” The General said, eyeing Kii-Nam with narrowed eyes. “Suffice to say, if I were getting married, you would not be my wedding advisor.”

[aurielswaywardson]

“Yes. We have been discussing it, why? Want to be the ringbearer?”

[bedlamdram]

"Are your threatening me with a spoon?!"

[Prompt]

“It’s not a spoon, it’s a ladle,” Dram corrected harshly, pointing the said utensil at the Argonian. “And I am indeed threatening you with it. As soon as the food’s done, you can have some. Until then, be patient.”

[bedlamdram]

"Can I go home now?"

[Prompt]

The mer turned to look at the speaker, and shrugged his shoulders. “If you wish? I doubt anyone here would try and stop you... and if they did you can always pretend you didn’t hear them.”

[therunawayscamp]

Yeah fuck cliffracers....DON'T FUCK CLIFFRACERS! (For Luca)

‘I ain’t fuckin’ stupid. If I see a cliffracer, I’m gonna fuckin’ kill it. You just watch.’

No need to mention that, thanks to the work of St Jiub, the chances of this circumstance occurring are low.