#kikkis.blabbering

[kokokabana]

𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬

part 2

Uh… so exam period is kinda over.

I had to push one exam to September bc I slept with a guy who didn’t know that he has to constantly make sure that the condom is sitting correctly, so it slipped and I had to take Plan B and that bitch still won’t give me half of the money for that and the pregnancy tests.

But he is just one of many Tinder experiences I’ve collected so far for writing fanfics for LITG and Lovelink (US soldier, soft boy movie script writer etc.)

I’m just busy that week since a well-paid employee is flying me out to Rome this weekend (wanna guess his equivalent in Lovelink?) and am spending the next week with Soldier Boy.

But you bet I saved so many Tinder bios to match our favorite characters!

Have a great vacation ☀️🏝

#livingmybestmclife #iamthemaincharacter #nobutlikeforrealtho #myexwhodontknowhim

[kokokabana]

𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬

You’ve probably noticed how I got less active, but that’s only because I got hit with a cold so fucking hard that I’m still kinda sick after two whole weeks.And now that I’m kinda healthy again, I was reminded by my classmates that final exams are the following three weeks 🙃 I swear we’ve just had mid terms last month.

But yeah, don’t worry about Lovelink. Even tho I did lost interest for a while because I downloaded Lovelink in real life aka Tinder, I’ve been farming gems and been screenshotting the right choices. Just a matter of time to add everything ahaha

But until then, appreciate every single moment you’re not sick, put on sunscreen with at least FPS 50, and drink water ☀️💦

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[kokokabana]

not me practicing my smut writing skills by sexting guys on tinder bc they are cucks and get turned on by hearing about sexual encounters with the person they’re attracted to with another person that’s not them

[kokokabana]

I’m texting to this one dude on iMessage because he’s American and I wanted to feel American.

I didn’t know you could add reactions to the speech bubbles?! I feel like I’m in Lovelink. And whenever we talk about personal stuff and he opens up, I can actually see the gem option and the free one right over my keyboard.

[kokokabana]

When you push yourself to do things on Tinder to collect experience for realistic online dating fanfics you else would never do for various reasons…

[kokokabana]

I hate heterosexual men.

You want me to text you first when your bio is literally two emojis or an array of emojis? Thank you for putting in “food” and “travel” as your interests. This is so much material I can work with to come up with something funny.

Why do you give me the middle finger? Why are you posing within the smoke of your hookah? If you’re trying to impress men and not women, then you’re on the wrong app.

AND WHY IS EVERYONE WHITE?! Where are my mixed to full people with immigrant background?

You know what the equivalent of American men posing worth their fish is? Austrian men snowboarding or skiing where the goggles are covering up 93% of their face or where it’s not seen at all because he’s in the middle of doing a trick up in the air.

AUSTRIA EXPLAIN

[kokokabana]

I’m on Tinder for men and on bumble for friendships bc making friends as an adult is hard

but why do I feel significantly more pressure impressing girls for potential friendships than men for a quick fuck tho?

[kokokabana]

Whole thing with the “Dead fandom” thing, it's not really dead, the mechat & lovelink fandoms are just extremely toxic in general, and it's not even fanart or fanfiction, it's literally just the lerky fans bringing down other creators in the fandom and forcing them to move on from making content for the fandom. Between Tumblr, Ao3 and the reddits I have seen multiple fans bring down others and push them put I the fandom, by force.💀

is that so 🤔… tbh I didn’t get the impression the fandom is that toxic!

on tumblr it’s definitely dead. only a handful regularly post under the lovelink tag because everyone else has played the game like two years ago already. but even those who didn’t out themselves as a dating simulator enthusiast interact with my posts, write funny and insightful comments in the tags and are just in general totally chill. thank you btw i love it here ❤︎

ao3? tbh I’ve never seen someone comment hate under a fic! I didn’t even think that was possible like why would you look up a fic with tags about your notp or what not?? just close the tab dude

in between the sprinkles of update announcements, mc mondays, “give me joão the sexy firefighter!!” and screenshots of crack mc dialogue choices, that sometimes are actually funny, on reddit I only see people complaining about how “toxic” salvatore and stefan/oliver are and how lovelink is romanticizing blablabla (🙄) while others are thirsting over them a little too much haha

I guess reddit is the platform with the most annoying fan base (surprise) where they condemn you for playing certain plots, but I just keep away from them 🤷🏻‍♀️ Let them waste their time on lecturing strangers on the internet what’s morally right and wrong. I’m an adult; I know how to differentiate between reality and fiction. I don’t let 16-year-olds get to me and ruin my day. in fact, I have short phases where I read dark fics with worse characters and waaay worse scenarios. salvatore is nothing against those ahahaha

on another note: mechat, tried it for three minutes but didn’t like the art style. they all look so pale, skinny, and evil? where are my thick himbos? also can’t stand bad grammar.