Jun 6
Can't do shit in the UK can't jerk off because pedophiles in Parliament orgasm at the sight of leaking my data online can't buy a fucking Freddo 'cause it costs £1.20 because Parliament gave themselves a 200% salary raise so they can get plastered and call each other 'Diddy Dave' instead of addressing the country literally going to shit can't go outside because infrastructure is collapsing and Israel is Everywhere can't pay for shit because of the cost of living crisis can't take a shit anymore in public toilets because I get called tranny man just eradicate the UK already.
