#kill that thing

[infectiouspiss]

GET FUCKED !!!!!!!!!!!!

[pierrottfcblog]

Remember him?

Why isn't he dead, I thought I cooked him...

[i-m-art-ix]

TAKE THIS SHIT FROM ME, WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN IN THESE CORRIDORS AND BREAK INTO ME

[shimamitsu]

GOATNOSUKE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[frogetime]

Every single double hit every single fuckass ant every single minion spawn i have endured in this game was worth it for the first sinner boss fight. i dont think anything is ever going to top that

[vaguedisapproval]

@samirasystole do you now want my credit card and social security numbers? do you also need my banking passwords and a complete record of my genome???

slow burn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbours or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or gender bent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

[blasphannie]

I hope they want kids, phil is still pregnant

or did he get a phabortion?