welcome to eastendshenanigalans!
psa: this is an experiment
I decided to take the criminal lack of statham-adjacent material on this site into my own hands and fix it. I realise this may mean I'll still lurk alone on the tags, but I'd rather take the risk and if on the other side I'll meet more people who like him and his characters, all the better - actually, please, do come forward, come on this journey with me, it's cold and lonely on these empty tags
on this blog you may find:
headcanons
fanfics
playlists
edits
rbg material
possible rp [if there's a character you'd like to see or if you have an idea, please come forward. strictly +18. I am a seasoned rplayer, so I won't preclude myself from the chance to do it, but I am highly selective, possibly lacking the commitment/time and don't guarantee anything. won't do real person rp.]
requests [it's a possibility for most of the above, but I won't make promises. I will take it into consideration based on what/if I receive anything and act accordingly.]
I will cover most of jason's characters, particulatly:
deckard shaw (fast & furious franchise)
adam clay (the beekeper)
lee christmas (the expendables)
orson fortune (operation fortune)
mason hargreeves (wrath of a man)
arthur bishop (the mechanic)
joey jones (redemption/hummingbird)
parker (parker)
tom brant (blitz)
frank martin (transporter)
michael mason (shelter)
danny bryce (killer elite)
I realise this is niche, but I am desperately looking for my people, I'd love to make this a small hub of sorts where we can lose our minds together about these characters -- cause how do you explain it to people who don't watch statham's movies?? never be afraid to reach out, but please be mindful and respectful.
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