#killer swan

[elforgotten]

Some NPCs for @princess-pengy 🐱👁

[elforgotten]

I made some emojis. ✨✨✨

Maestro and Baby Bunch are mine.

Blammo belongs to Odex

Straight Razor belongs to Dudemaster

Karma belongs to Moon

Cheshire and Killer Swan belong to @princess-pengy

[headlinesthataregood]

A killer swan has killed at least ten others in vicious attacks

'This swan was not going to give up at all, he was just going to kill them'

[oasis-nadrama]

Perfect organism

"You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility."

[flytrapman]

Swan of Death – 5

Swan of Death – 1

Swan of Death – 2

Swan of Death – 3

Swan of Death – 4

Swan of Death – 7

Swan of Death – 8

Awwww, would you look at that! How romantic!

Hey, don’t get too close! It’ll peck your eyes out!

Some say what you see here are images of a majestic swan. Not just any swan, but the fabled, nasty, territorial—mute swan! Don’t be fooled by this avian being’s hypnotic beauty! A temper constantly brews with its tummy, and if you get too close…well, my friend—you’ll pay the price—with your life.

It is no secret these strange creature’s are:

Narcissistic

Moody

Perpetually pissed off

Egotistically prideful

Self-absorbed

Potentially homicidal

You might be thinking: Psh—this dude is batshit crazy getting all, up and cozy with a pissed off mute swan for a few snapshots.

Well, if you harbor any thoughts that closely resemble what I described above: you are absolutely correct in that assumption. Congratulations!

However, what you don’t know is, I bargained for those glamour portrait shots. That’s something most people don’t know about mute swans—you can bargain with ‘em.

The conversation went a little something like this (keep in mind, I’m paraphrasing):

“How do you do, Swan? It’s such a lovely day out, isn’t it? May I take your picture?”

The swan gazed into my soul:

“Sure. But if you come too close; I’ll peck your eyes out. Deal?”

“Deal!”

If you need swan portraits for some ungodly reason, try whispering sweet nothings in their ear. Yes, I know they’re called a “mute swan”, but they hear just fine. Trust me.

**Super Cool Fact** There aren’t any. Oh, yeah! Mute swans may kill you.

Gear: Canon Rebel XSi / Opteka 500mm mirror-lens

Join me in the hunt as I compile a rogues gallery of strange creatures that roam this planet: underneath your feet, in the trees, in the skies, in the water — it doesn’t matter! If I encounter it, I’ll photograph it! (Maybe)

Beautiful Swan of Death Awwww, would you look at that! How romantic! Hey, don't get too close! It'll peck your eyes out!

[killquanti-blog-blog]

http://killquanti.bandcamp.com/album/taste-buds