HEADLINES THAT ARE GOOD

A collection of headlines (that are good)

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Tumblr to ban all pornographic content from 17 December

From 17 December, posts with "real-life human genitals or female-presenting nipples" will be banned.

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Amazon robot sets off bear repellent, putting 24 workers in hospital

Accident in New Jersey puts new focus on retailer’s warehouse working conditions

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Dozens of cat mummies found in 6,000-year-old tombs in Egypt

An ancient unopened tomb and rare mummified scarab beetles were also unearthed at the site south of Cairo

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Man falls through ceiling at Waffle House in Tuscumbia

A 27-year-old from Birmingham, Wesley Glenn Bost, fell through the ceiling at a Waffle House in Tuscumbia Sunday morning.

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Tennessee man says "let's rock" before being executed by electric chair

The U.S. Supreme Court has never ruled whether the use of the electric chair violates the 8th Amendment, but it came close after botched executions in Florida in the late 1990s

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Discovery of velvet bag may solve gory mystery of Walter Raleigh’s missing head

Find at medieval manor in Surrey reinforces legend that courtier’s widow kept head with her at home after his execution

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Man mistaken for 'scarecrow' run over on Alresford road

Marian Watt drove over Laurence John who was lying prone in the road outside a pub, a court hears.

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Mountain goats in Olympic National Park are obsessed with human urine and are now a public nuisance.

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Raccoons bust into Toronto woman’s home, stare her down while defiantly eating her bread

While the city says the problem is “uncommon,” it created a step-by-step guide for dealing with what resident Jenny Serwylo calls “the most Toronto thing that’s ever happened.”

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Trevor the lonely duck gets tiny island of Niue in a flap

Arrival of lone bird has surprised and delighted Pacific atoll’s residents who bring food and spend time topping up its puddle

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A killer swan has killed at least ten others in vicious attacks

'This swan was not going to give up at all, he was just going to kill them'

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Space is full of dirty, toxic grease, scientists reveal

Research to calculate amount of ‘space grease’ in the Milky Way found enough for 40 trillion trillion trillion packs of butter

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Colorado man attempting to shoot raccoon shoots himself

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (AP) — Police say a 67-year-old Colorado man attempting to shoot a raccoon on a utility pole shot himself in the lower leg instead.

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Crayfish becomes online hero by detaching claw to escape boiling soup

Footage shows crustacean making bid for freedom at restaurant in China

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Distended Cheshire dachshund deflated by vets

A sausage dog had to be "deflated" by vets after a rare condition saw it swell to three times its size.