#killerbeankin

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I think its really funny that, when Cromwell asked for my name in the bar, I legitimately gave him my real name. Jack. I said it sarcastically because thats a super generic name and he would obviously think I was lying. I wasn't. And I did that repeatedly. I thought it was hilarious.

You know what else is funny? Its the third lifetime where I was named Jack.

—Killer Bean #🥀💥🎶

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[fictionkinfessions]

Canontruductions:

I was watching someone's reaction to my movie on a boring day at work. Realized the truth. Went to take a shit and added it to the kin list in my notes app before I left the bathroom. Kinfirm on company time, y'all.

-Killer Bean

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Youd think I would know if we were beans or not. But I genuinely can't remember either way, at least not right now. And I don't really have time to figure it out.

-Killer Bean

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[fictionkinfessions]

Fuck the shadow agency all my homies hate the shadow agency

Kessler you're stinky and I hate you can we kiss

Also I want my guns back

-Killer Bean

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