#killerdoe

[ethan-torchios-bitch]

james: have you ever had a crush on your best friend?

remus: yes, all four of them

barty: i second that

remus: what about you

james: same as you two

barty: one of them a lesbian?

james: yup

remus: unfortunately

barty: cool

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

dorcas with puffy eyes and snot running down her nose embarrassed abt her crying & barty who swears he's never seen anyone more beautiful

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

dorcas buys barty flowers

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

barty judges anyone who wants to date dorcas severely. he has made people cry simply for trying to ask her out

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

barty who can't help his wandering hands and dorcas who is just abt ready to punch him square in the face

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

barty and dorcas play embarrassing songs in public on full volume to see which one cringes first

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

barty and evan talk in a baby-voice to each other. barty does it with the rest of his friends too... except for dorcas and regulus bc they punched him in the face for it three times

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

barty constantly "accidentally" sends his nudes to dorcas who doesn't find it amusing at all