#killertree

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Part of me wants Kakagai and KillerTree double date, because I want Kakashi' to just enjoy Tenzo's suffering of realizing he's in love with an energetic ridiculous man and there is no escape

Senpai understands Tenzo, it's ok

He has been there XD

[kisu-doodles]

Bee is planning a seduction!! from this scene from The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

[depressedkakashihatake]

Killer Bee asking Tenzo out by finding the cutest plant that he can in the land of lightening, digging it out of the ground (roots and all) and potting it in an appropriatly sized container

and then going all the way to Konoha with it to present it to Tenzo while saying “I found a plant almost as beautiful as you”

Tenzo can’t say no to that. A new beautiful plant and a sweet compliment? He’s done for instantly. This will be his husband.

[depressedkakashihatake]

Killer B teaching the children how to rap, and one of the sons says no to him before going metal on Bee and Tenzo.

Oh...

Oh no XD

Poor Bee. His heart is so broken. He’s not sure he’ll ever recover from this betrayal.

tenzo just wishes his son would take the singing outside. 9 people rapping 24/7 is bad enough. He doesn’t need the metal mixed in with it all XD

[depressedkakashihatake]

Does Tenzo still get periods? Bee's reacting to Tenzo having periods if he still has them. Tenzo's periods are the heavy ones where the cramps and such make him sick and can't move. As someone who has these, they're awful to where they would send me to the hospital, sometimes.

(I get them to the point where i’m curled up on the floor and can’t move, so not quite as bad but damn...i kinda know the pain XD i hate it so much)

Tenzo still gets periods, and unlike Kakashi his are regular so he is able to keep track and take time off for them, but telling Bee that he can’t go out for a date one day and having to explain ‘my period is due tomorrow and as long as it’s not late I’m going to be curled up in a ball with a hot water bottle to my stomach trying desperately not to cry because i am a shinobi who has been stabbed before but somehow this is infinitely worse.” is...a little awkward.

Thankfully Bee is super understanding and instead shows up at Tenzo’s the next day with chocolates, warm food that he knows Tenzo loves, and all of the cuddles Tenzo could ask for.

Tenzo is going to need Bee to be there for every period from now on, because even though he was absolutely still dying and suffering, it was made a little better by Bee’s presence and care.

[depressedkakashihatake]

Tenzo's and Bee's children are all grown up and having children of their own. Bee and Tenzo are in their early to late 80s. They're cuddled up together in a large lawn chair and watching the sunset in their backyard. Tenzo's head is on Bee's chest. They say their 'I love you' to each other before kissing each other. Soon, they both close their eyes and take their final breath. They passed away in each other's arms. It was the next morning that their children found them.

Ok i like how i have this one which is sad but with a sweet undertone, and then another one which is just rip your heart out sad XD.

But wholey shit yes. Getting to live out their lives long and old together, Tenzo in his 80′s, Bee in his 90′s (since he’s 10 years older than Tenzo) and taking their final breath together cuddles up whispering ‘i love you’ to each other.

It’s so sweet and their kids would be sad, but also happy that neither of them had to spend any time without the other. That they got to go together. 

[depressedkakashihatake]

Bee's and Tenzo's first 3 kids are now teens and two of them are telling their parents that the last first son has a crush on a girl and are teasing him. The son is red in the face and telling them he doesn't have a crush on a girl and is pouting cutely.

Awww poor kid. The siblings have an obligation to make fun of him for his little crush, but Tenzo thinks it’s adorable. Bee is being a bit...overprotective. Making sure that his son’s not getting himself into anything that could be bad for him

But all Tenzo wants to do it help him out. Maybe figure out a way to ask out the girl he likes, or just spend a bit more time with her so that he can get to know her a bit better.

and imagine the kids asking Tenzo and Bee if they were each other’s first crushes and the pair just having to awkwardly say no because they met each other when they were both adults and had a few relationships already.

Imagine the kids asking their dad and papa who their first crushes were, and Bee just saying some random person’s name and then looking over at Tenzo who’s bright red trying desperatly to figure out how to explain that his first ever crush was their uncle Kakashi

now Tenzo is the embarrassed one lol

[depressedkakashihatake]

Bee and Tenzo taking care of their first 3 toddlers who are all sick.

Tenzo’s actually surprisingly calm. He has helped Kakashi and Gai with their little one in the past when she fell ill, so he has a little bit of experience. Some warm Miso soup for the cute little sick ones, lots of bed rest, and all of the cuddles that they could ask for.

Bee on the other hand...

He’s not handling it so well. As someone who doesn’t get sick a whole lot anymore, and who’s brother is the type that doesn’t really like being waited on when he’s sick, Bee is very much out of his element here. He has no idea what he’s doing, what the kids need, or how to help in any way.

But he does know one thing very well.

Rapping.

And for once, Tenzo’s not going to complain too much about it, because the kids are entertained and happy instead of miserable, and to him that’s one heck of a win.