Hatake Kakashi Headcanons/Au's

Lord of Au’s and Shipping MasterHe/they. 30. New blog for @depressedkakashihatake Fics, Au's, and headcannons. Icon made by @mintehz

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Blog Outline/Rules

OTPS and NOTPS (carrd created by the amazing Alumort)

Smut blog (for all the NSFW things) @depressedkakashismut (18+. please do not follow if you are a minor)

Rp blog for Hatake Kakashi, Hatake Sakumo and Hatake Yua (Oc) @hatakefamily

Kakashi Vs Gai Challenge Tally: Kakashi: 7 Gai: 4

Ko-Fi Commissions

Upcoming Events

Maito Gai’s Week 2024

Kakashi’s Birthday Bingo

DNI you're here to shit on Kakashi or the characters I ship him with, ship Kakashi (or any other Sensei) with his students. This blog does not support student/teacher, incest or large age gaps where they two met when one of them was a kid. Transphobic, homophobic, racist people are not welcome.

Original Characters

Hatake Hotaru (founders Era)

Senju-Uchiha Ayame (TobiIzu Kid)

Senju-Uchiha Yukio (TobiIzu kid)

Hatake Hikari

Hatake Yua (Kakashi’s Mother)

Hatake-Maito Nakano (Kakagai kid)

Maito Hiroki (GaiRin Kid)

Koji (IbiKashi Kid)

Events/Short Fics I've done

Birthday Ficlets (Responses to Asks)

Taryn's Birthday Celebration 2021

Kakashi Week 2021 Fics

600 Followers Event: Masterlist

12 Days of Shipmas (2021)

KakaGai Week (2021)

Gai's Birthday Week (2021)

Valentines Ficlets (2022)

DepressedHatakeKakashi's Bingo Card (2022)

March Ficlets (2022)

800 Followers Raffle Winners (2022)

Team Gai Week (2022)

Naruto Canon Couples Week (2022)

Naruto Oc Ship Week (2022)

Birthday Celebration (2022)

Birthday Bash (2022)

Team Minato Week (2022)

Emoji Ficlets

Kakashi Week/Kakashi's Birthday Bash

October Ficlets (2022)

Trick Or Treating (2022)

Gai’s Birthday Month (2022)

KakaGai Week (2022)

Gai’s Birthday Bash (2022)

Parenting Headcannons

Valentines Fics (2023)

Kakashi vs Gai Challenge Ficlets

Kakagai Fantasy Week (2023)

1500 Followers Event (2023)

KakaGai Day (2023)

Taryn’s Birthday Bash (2023)

Poll Ficlets (2023)

Kakashi’s Birthday Polls (2023)

Au-Tober (2023)

Trick or Treat (2023)

Gai’s Birthday Bingo (2023)

KakaGai Week (2024)

Taryn’s Birthday Celebration (2024)

Kakashi Birthday Bingo (2024)

Gai Week (2024)

Ten Days Of Au’s (2025)

Kakagai Valentines Week (2025)

Taryn’s Birthday Bash (2025)

Fanfictions/Headcannons

Requests: Open

My ask box is always open to Headcanons.

Fanfic requests and Headcanons are NOT restricted to Kakashi. I will write for any character as long as i think that i am able to do them some justice.

If you want a ship, please choose between characters in the show. I am not a confident writer of CharacterXReader fics.

Any ship is welcome so long as it is not student/teacher or incest. (Student/Teacher does reach out to include the other characters' students. I will not write Kakashi or any other Sensei with any of the Konoha kids, or any of their sensei’s with anyone from Kakashi’s generation.)

Alternate Realities

All Au’s are welcome

The Au’s are never closed. We can talk about them any time, and if you feel like bring the focus back to an old AU you are more than welcome to.

AU’s can range from little changing (Like Kakashi and Gai adopt Naruto or the Uchiha Massacre doesn’t happen), to the entire world being completely different (Pokemon AU, Mafia AU). There are even AU’s where the character’s we love come from different villages or are stolen by different villages (Mist Gai AU, IWA Gai Au, Suna Kakashi au, Samurai Kakashi AU)

The only thing I ask is if you want to talk about a more horrors au, please ask me first. I can do simple things like Zombie AU, but I find it difficult to get into certain topics of gore.

Au Masterlists

God of Storms Kakashi Au

Mafia Au

Pokemon Au

Pokemon Legends Arceus Au

Suna Kakashi AU

Rules

No Student/Teacher, minor/adult or Incest. It is a block on sight offense and i will not think twice about it.

Do not be rude to my RP partners.

Do not insert your headcanons over my own. Headcanons are always open for discussion, but if you say something that makes’s me uncomfertable/i don’t like it, that’s it. You’re welcome to have your own headcanons on your blog.

I do write Trans Kakashi/Kakashi having a kid. Those things are both up for discussion. However, my Kakashi would only ever have one child. It would be by choice, and his partner would never ask or try to force him to have more.

Hatake Kakashi

Kakashi is depressed, is terrible with people and emotions, and would much prefer to spend quality time with one of his two best friends rather than interacting with other people. This does not mean he doesn’t understand other’s or want to create other connections, he’s simply an introvert who’s pretty good at making/claiming friends.

Kakashi is, also, very much a troll. If he senses that something he does bothers someone (without infringing on their comfort or safety) he will use it to troll the shit out of them for as long as he gains entertainment from it.

Loyal to a fault, he will fight and die to protect those he considers his friends and teammates. Kakashi does not take teamwork lightly and will not put up with anyone who would rather ‘go it alone’ instead of working with their team.

Laidback but not at all lazy. Kakashi will have times where he gets lost in his thoughts and loses track of time, but when it comes to getting important things done he will make the deadline.

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Hii, how does Yamato fit in the royalty au?

I always see Yamato as an adopted prince, or the adopted son of a high ranking advisor (*cough* danzo *cough*) who is trying to teach him to control the monarchy from the background

And Yamato does learn his lessons well

But he also meets Kakashi and learns that maybe he doesn’t want that life? Maybe he just wants to protect people and do something good, instead of just what is expected of him.

I can see him being a trusted advisor when he grows up, but also having internal struggles between his training and what he actually wants to do

And what he actually wants doesn’t always win

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Anyone wanna talk a royalty au?

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Cleansed my phone of the lying asshole

Cleansing my life of his existence and presence

Getting rid of any and all gifts he gave me that aren’t functional

And moving tf forward with my life

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Kakashi and Gai being able to chill on the couch for hours just enjoying each other’s company.

Being able to do separate things in each other’s company, no expectation for either to join but always an invitation.

Being able to exist together in a way that is not constantly demanding of attention and affirmations of love, because they are both secure in the knowledge the love each other

And if they DO need something, they can say so without judgement (though sometimes getting Kakashi to do so is like pulling teeth)

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Sometimes i wanna be a bitter bitch and post shit like ‘some people can only be happy at the cost of other people’s happiness’

But as angry as i am i’m not a child.

Even if the ass who had the AUDACITY to ask my husband if he was going to remove his wedding ring with me is the issue

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On the plus side, at least husband is finally putting boundaries with his boyfriend. Apparently his boyfriend asked if he was going to take off his wedding ring, and he told him that wasn’t his place to ask.

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What is a good thing to do on my anniversary, since i will be very clearly spending it alone

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My life is falling apart, but that’s ok cuz his boyfriend gets to post cute happy birthday things on facebook for everyone to see (including me)

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Recoloring my old artwork, Kakashi as samurai version

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How does one get invited into an open marriage where they get to have their new boyfriend without complaint, and actually a lot of support

And STILL manage to be a home wrecking fuck wit

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I can’t decide if i want to hurt kakagai (but differently from how i feel) or if i want to make them feel all the happy things so i don’t just feel angry

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I can still see Sasuke’s side of the ‘love’ argument

But at the same time f*** ‘you need a reason to love someone’ a THOUSAND FOLD.

You can give someone 1000+ reason’s to love you. You can fight for them, support them, better yourself for them, and it doesn’t mean shit if the feelings are just not there.

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How do you tell someone that you want to end your romantic relationship with them, and then turn around and keep saying shit like ‘i love you’?

Like ok, maybe? But like, that’s not f***ing appropriate right now

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Do i process my crumbling Shitty life by making silly headcanons

Or do i just curl up into a ball and cry

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Ahhh today is going to SUCK

[princesssarisa]

Where did your first name come from?

I was named after one of my parents

I was named after a dead relative or family friend

I was named after a living relative or family friend

I was named after a religious figure

I was named after a historical figure

I was named after a fictional character

I was named after a place

My parents just chose a name they liked

Other

Remaining time: 3 days 7 hours

Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.