Hatake Kakashi Headcanons/Au's

Lord of Au’s and Shipping MasterHe/they. 30. New blog for @depressedkakashihatake Fics, Au's, and headcannons. Icon made by @mintehz

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Blog Outline/Rules

OTPS and NOTPS (carrd created by the amazing Alumort)

Smut blog (for all the NSFW things) @depressedkakashismut (18+. please do not follow if you are a minor)

Rp blog for Hatake Kakashi, Hatake Sakumo and Hatake Yua (Oc) @hatakefamily

Kakashi Vs Gai Challenge Tally: Kakashi: 7 Gai: 4

Ko-Fi Commissions

Upcoming Events

Maito Gai’s Week 2024

Kakashi’s Birthday Bingo

DNI you're here to shit on Kakashi or the characters I ship him with, ship Kakashi (or any other Sensei) with his students. This blog does not support student/teacher, incest or large age gaps where they two met when one of them was a kid. Transphobic, homophobic, racist people are not welcome.

Original Characters

Hatake Hotaru (founders Era)

Senju-Uchiha Ayame (TobiIzu Kid)

Senju-Uchiha Yukio (TobiIzu kid)

Hatake Hikari

Hatake Yua (Kakashi’s Mother)

Hatake-Maito Nakano (Kakagai kid)

Maito Hiroki (GaiRin Kid)

Koji (IbiKashi Kid)

Events/Short Fics I've done

Birthday Ficlets (Responses to Asks)

Taryn's Birthday Celebration 2021

Kakashi Week 2021 Fics

600 Followers Event: Masterlist

12 Days of Shipmas (2021)

KakaGai Week (2021)

Gai's Birthday Week (2021)

Valentines Ficlets (2022)

DepressedHatakeKakashi's Bingo Card (2022)

March Ficlets (2022)

800 Followers Raffle Winners (2022)

Team Gai Week (2022)

Naruto Canon Couples Week (2022)

Naruto Oc Ship Week (2022)

Birthday Celebration (2022)

Birthday Bash (2022)

Team Minato Week (2022)

Emoji Ficlets

Kakashi Week/Kakashi's Birthday Bash

October Ficlets (2022)

Trick Or Treating (2022)

Gai’s Birthday Month (2022)

KakaGai Week (2022)

Gai’s Birthday Bash (2022)

Parenting Headcannons

Valentines Fics (2023)

Kakashi vs Gai Challenge Ficlets

Kakagai Fantasy Week (2023)

1500 Followers Event (2023)

KakaGai Day (2023)

Taryn’s Birthday Bash (2023)

Poll Ficlets (2023)

Kakashi’s Birthday Polls (2023)

Au-Tober (2023)

Trick or Treat (2023)

Gai’s Birthday Bingo (2023)

KakaGai Week (2024)

Taryn’s Birthday Celebration (2024)

Kakashi Birthday Bingo (2024)

Gai Week (2024)

Ten Days Of Au’s (2025)

Kakagai Valentines Week (2025)

Taryn’s Birthday Bash (2025)

Fanfictions/Headcannons

Requests: Open

My ask box is always open to Headcanons.

Fanfic requests and Headcanons are NOT restricted to Kakashi. I will write for any character as long as i think that i am able to do them some justice.

If you want a ship, please choose between characters in the show. I am not a confident writer of CharacterXReader fics.

Any ship is welcome so long as it is not student/teacher or incest. (Student/Teacher does reach out to include the other characters' students. I will not write Kakashi or any other Sensei with any of the Konoha kids, or any of their sensei’s with anyone from Kakashi’s generation.)

Alternate Realities

All Au’s are welcome

The Au’s are never closed. We can talk about them any time, and if you feel like bring the focus back to an old AU you are more than welcome to.

AU’s can range from little changing (Like Kakashi and Gai adopt Naruto or the Uchiha Massacre doesn’t happen), to the entire world being completely different (Pokemon AU, Mafia AU). There are even AU’s where the character’s we love come from different villages or are stolen by different villages (Mist Gai AU, IWA Gai Au, Suna Kakashi au, Samurai Kakashi AU)

The only thing I ask is if you want to talk about a more horrors au, please ask me first. I can do simple things like Zombie AU, but I find it difficult to get into certain topics of gore.

Au Masterlists

God of Storms Kakashi Au

Mafia Au

Pokemon Au

Pokemon Legends Arceus Au

Suna Kakashi AU

Rules

No Student/Teacher, minor/adult or Incest. It is a block on sight offense and i will not think twice about it.

Do not be rude to my RP partners.

Do not insert your headcanons over my own. Headcanons are always open for discussion, but if you say something that makes’s me uncomfertable/i don’t like it, that’s it. You’re welcome to have your own headcanons on your blog.

I do write Trans Kakashi/Kakashi having a kid. Those things are both up for discussion. However, my Kakashi would only ever have one child. It would be by choice, and his partner would never ask or try to force him to have more.

Hatake Kakashi

Kakashi is depressed, is terrible with people and emotions, and would much prefer to spend quality time with one of his two best friends rather than interacting with other people. This does not mean he doesn’t understand other’s or want to create other connections, he’s simply an introvert who’s pretty good at making/claiming friends.

Kakashi is, also, very much a troll. If he senses that something he does bothers someone (without infringing on their comfort or safety) he will use it to troll the shit out of them for as long as he gains entertainment from it.

Loyal to a fault, he will fight and die to protect those he considers his friends and teammates. Kakashi does not take teamwork lightly and will not put up with anyone who would rather ‘go it alone’ instead of working with their team.

Laidback but not at all lazy. Kakashi will have times where he gets lost in his thoughts and loses track of time, but when it comes to getting important things done he will make the deadline.

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I can’t decide if i want to hurt kakagai (but differently from how i feel) or if i want to make them feel all the happy things so i don’t just feel angry

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I can still see Sasuke’s side of the ‘love’ argument

But at the same time f*** ‘you need a reason to love someone’ a THOUSAND FOLD.

You can give someone 1000+ reason’s to love you. You can fight for them, support them, better yourself for them, and it doesn’t mean shit if the feelings are just not there.

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How do you tell someone that you want to end your romantic relationship with them, and then turn around and keep saying shit like ‘i love you’?

Like ok, maybe? But like, that’s not f***ing appropriate right now

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Do i process my crumbling Shitty life by making silly headcanons

Or do i just curl up into a ball and cry

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Ahhh today is going to SUCK

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Where did your first name come from?

I was named after one of my parents

I was named after a dead relative or family friend

I was named after a living relative or family friend

I was named after a religious figure

I was named after a historical figure

I was named after a fictional character

I was named after a place

My parents just chose a name they liked

Other

Remaining time: 5 days 7 hours

Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.

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Is it petty to be a bit pissed over a birthday cake? Yes.

Am i still a bit pissed over a birthday cake? …yes…

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The funny thing is i’ve made so many compromises i think the boyfriend thinks he’ll pout and throw a little fit and get his way

But no.

I’ve made ENOUGH compromises. I’m allowed to draw a line and keep something precious to me

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Is it petty to be a bit pissed over a birthday cake? Yes.

Am i still a bit pissed over a birthday cake? …yes…

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Mafia au

I’m always in love with the idea that a fight goes wrong one day and Kakashi get’s captured because he takes a hit for one of his friends

Maybe even Kushina or Minato

And by the time he’s found he’s beaton, bloody, maybe missing a finger, and laughing about it because he did not go down without one hell of a fight.

He lost one finger, his torturer lost two, both at the same time when Kakashi got his mouth on them and bite down HARD.

Kakashi’s beaton and bloody? He’s pretty sure one of the guys who took a swing st him is never having kids cuz he connected his steel toe boots HARD with the man’s groin.

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Mafia Au

Kakashi’s first panic attack in front of Shikaku was a big one. He saw a shadow in the window just as shikaku passed it, and when Shikaku heard weezing he turned to see Kakashi curling into himself struggling to breath.

Everyone was kicked out in that moment. Kakashi was 12 and was still new to the gang, and Shikaku was not about to let him become a joke when he could see how valuable he would be.

Shikaku say with him for two hours just chatting. The first ten minutes was getting Kakashi through the panic attack, including sitting beside him with his back to the wall because he saw the attack getting worse everytime he got too close to the window.

Shikaku has his own trauma’s, and he doesn’t judge Kakashi for his. It’s one hell of a trauma.

He still expects the best from him (and gets it) but whenever he see’s a panic attack starting after that day (he learns to read the signs) he dismisses anyone else in the room, sit’s Kakashi down, and just stays with him as he works through it.

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Mafia au angst or God of Storms au angst?

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‘You need a reason to love someone’

Clearly my life is throwing the biggest middle finger to that right now.

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God my Therapist is going to have a hay day tomorrow when i have a f***ing break down

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Anyone want to talk angst? I wanna talk angsty stuff

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Team Minato love triangle, except all three of them grow up and move on to someone better for them XD

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It happens at different stages too.

Rin liked Kakashi, but when they’re 14 she takes a really good look at him one day and just feels all those romantic feelings washing away never to return.

Kakashi had a crush on Obito, but one day he’s sparing with Gai and his rival compliments his fighting style in that sweet, supportive way that makes Kakashi’s heart skip a beat and after that day he can only see Obito as his annoying but lovable friend.

Obito had very strong feelings for Rin, but when she finally moves on from Kakashi only to fall for Shizune, he decides for himself he’s done pinning and he’ll accept friendship. Which is great cuz this man is going to meet Kisame out on a mission two weeks later and he us Inmidiatly done for

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Team Minato love triangle, except all three of them grow up and move on to someone better for them XD