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DNI you're here to shit on Kakashi or the characters I ship him with, ship Kakashi (or any other Sensei) with his students. This blog does not support student/teacher, incest or large age gaps where they two met when one of them was a kid. Transphobic, homophobic, racist people are not welcome.
Original Characters
Hatake Hotaru (founders Era)
Senju-Uchiha Ayame (TobiIzu Kid)
Senju-Uchiha Yukio (TobiIzu kid)
Hatake Hikari
Hatake Yua (Kakashi’s Mother)
Hatake-Maito Nakano (Kakagai kid)
Maito Hiroki (GaiRin Kid)
Koji (IbiKashi Kid)
Events/Short Fics I've done
Birthday Ficlets (Responses to Asks)
Taryn's Birthday Celebration 2021
Kakashi Week 2021 Fics
600 Followers Event: Masterlist
12 Days of Shipmas (2021)
KakaGai Week (2021)
Gai's Birthday Week (2021)
Valentines Ficlets (2022)
DepressedHatakeKakashi's Bingo Card (2022)
March Ficlets (2022)
800 Followers Raffle Winners (2022)
Team Gai Week (2022)
Naruto Canon Couples Week (2022)
Naruto Oc Ship Week (2022)
Birthday Celebration (2022)
Birthday Bash (2022)
Team Minato Week (2022)
Emoji Ficlets
Kakashi Week/Kakashi's Birthday Bash
October Ficlets (2022)
Trick Or Treating (2022)
Gai’s Birthday Month (2022)
KakaGai Week (2022)
Gai’s Birthday Bash (2022)
Parenting Headcannons
Valentines Fics (2023)
Kakashi vs Gai Challenge Ficlets
Kakagai Fantasy Week (2023)
1500 Followers Event (2023)
KakaGai Day (2023)
Taryn’s Birthday Bash (2023)
Poll Ficlets (2023)
Kakashi’s Birthday Polls (2023)
Au-Tober (2023)
Trick or Treat (2023)
Gai’s Birthday Bingo (2023)
KakaGai Week (2024)
Taryn’s Birthday Celebration (2024)
Kakashi Birthday Bingo (2024)
Gai Week (2024)
Ten Days Of Au’s (2025)
Kakagai Valentines Week (2025)
Taryn’s Birthday Bash (2025)
Fanfictions/Headcannons
Requests: Open
My ask box is always open to Headcanons.
Fanfic requests and Headcanons are NOT restricted to Kakashi. I will write for any character as long as i think that i am able to do them some justice.
If you want a ship, please choose between characters in the show. I am not a confident writer of CharacterXReader fics.
Any ship is welcome so long as it is not student/teacher or incest. (Student/Teacher does reach out to include the other characters' students. I will not write Kakashi or any other Sensei with any of the Konoha kids, or any of their sensei’s with anyone from Kakashi’s generation.)
Alternate Realities
All Au’s are welcome
The Au’s are never closed. We can talk about them any time, and if you feel like bring the focus back to an old AU you are more than welcome to.
AU’s can range from little changing (Like Kakashi and Gai adopt Naruto or the Uchiha Massacre doesn’t happen), to the entire world being completely different (Pokemon AU, Mafia AU). There are even AU’s where the character’s we love come from different villages or are stolen by different villages (Mist Gai AU, IWA Gai Au, Suna Kakashi au, Samurai Kakashi AU)
The only thing I ask is if you want to talk about a more horrors au, please ask me first. I can do simple things like Zombie AU, but I find it difficult to get into certain topics of gore.
Au Masterlists
God of Storms Kakashi Au
Mafia Au
Pokemon Au
Pokemon Legends Arceus Au
Suna Kakashi AU
Rules
No Student/Teacher, minor/adult or Incest. It is a block on sight offense and i will not think twice about it.
Do not be rude to my RP partners.
Do not insert your headcanons over my own. Headcanons are always open for discussion, but if you say something that makes’s me uncomfertable/i don’t like it, that’s it. You’re welcome to have your own headcanons on your blog.
I do write Trans Kakashi/Kakashi having a kid. Those things are both up for discussion. However, my Kakashi would only ever have one child. It would be by choice, and his partner would never ask or try to force him to have more.
Hatake Kakashi
Kakashi is depressed, is terrible with people and emotions, and would much prefer to spend quality time with one of his two best friends rather than interacting with other people. This does not mean he doesn’t understand other’s or want to create other connections, he’s simply an introvert who’s pretty good at making/claiming friends.
Kakashi is, also, very much a troll. If he senses that something he does bothers someone (without infringing on their comfort or safety) he will use it to troll the shit out of them for as long as he gains entertainment from it.
Loyal to a fault, he will fight and die to protect those he considers his friends and teammates. Kakashi does not take teamwork lightly and will not put up with anyone who would rather ‘go it alone’ instead of working with their team.
Laidback but not at all lazy. Kakashi will have times where he gets lost in his thoughts and loses track of time, but when it comes to getting important things done he will make the deadline.
Mafia Kakashi grabbing Gai’s chin, ignoring the blood all over his hands, and kissing him HARD in front of their target because he just had to watch Gai flirt with them for three weeks to get the info they wanted and he is staking his claim before he finishes the job.
Kushina showing up to Kakashi’s house bloody and bruised after a sneak attack on her and Minato, Minato hanging from her shoulder, and looking at Kakashi for help because she knows their location was given away by dirty cops
Or
Kakashi showing up at Minato and Kushina’s bloody and angry because somehow someone found out him and Gai were doing a job and they got jumped and separated and he doesn’t know if his husband is alive and he needs help NOW but he can’t go to his boss because that means admitting they got jumped and risking their rep which he will NOT do
Civilian Kakashi who likes to sit in fields and take pictures of people, animals and objects for hours on end without ever stopping for food or rest.
Vs
Mafia Kakashi who can go under cover for months to get a job done. Who will bury his hand into an opponents wound and dig, making it hurt so much worse until he gets what he needs. Who has shot civilians and cops for being grade a pos while having the greyest of moral compass’ because he will help with all the down and dirty shit but he also will kill a creep for trying to hurt someone else.
Kushina and Minato being invited to an exhibit of Kakashi’s
Photo’s. It’s a fancy night, they get a babysitter for Naruto. Kakashi wanted them there to see his hard work.
Kushina knows who he really is at this point, but has not told Minato because she’s not really sure how to broach the subject of ‘i know who the scarecrow is and i don’t really want to arrest him anymore’
They’re having a good time. There’s drinks, food, and lots of fun.
Kushina notices Kakashi’s husband is not there and when she asks him he says that he has to work late at the office (they all know that’s a lie)
Half way through the exhibit the door is smashed down and some rando’s come storming in demanding to know where Gai is.
This is the first time Minato and Kushina get to see Kakashi the photographer be brave, cuz he looks down the barrel of a gun and asks the people ‘what husband?’ With a straight face.
All three of them are put into a room while other’s are rounded up and put other places (or killed)
Before it can get too bad, though, Kakashi smiles and apologizes before producing a gun from absolute think air and kicking door the door.
He takes down four people before Minato and Kushina truly process what is happening, and when they join him in the main room he’s staring down the final person with both of them pointing their guns at each other
His stance has completely changed. Gone is the questionable dork, and in his place stands a complete calm, collected, and terrifying force.
His oponent dares him to kill him, cuz he knows kushina and Minato are cops so he’s getting arrested either way.
Kakashi seriously debates it, but stops when Minato tells him he can make it look like self defence, but then the hounds join the room sensing Kakashi in danger and Kushina see’s a look of recognition in both Mianto’s eyes and the opponents.
Before Kakashi can make the call, Kushina pulls her gun and takes down the last guy.
Then she takes the gun from Kakashi and hands it to Minato, asking him to promise that they took care of all the enemies and Kakashi did nothing.
When she secures this promise after some argument, she turns to Kakashi and apologises before cuffing him hard across the side of the head with her gun.
That man drops like a ton of bricks.
He wakes up in the hospital hours later with Gai by his side telling him the false story Kushina and Minato fed everyone, and when he looks out toward the door he see’s Kushina watching him.
They share one quick look, a silent agreement to NEVER speak the truth, before Kushina does an about turn and walks away.
She still promises to be the one yo arrest the scarecrow, but she won’t be the one to arrest him for protecting himself, others, and his husband.
There is a distinct difference in the relationship between Gai and Scarecrow, and Gai and Kakashi.
Gai and Scarecrow are work friends. They have a job to do and they are scary effective at it. No one messes with these two alone, and they turn around and leave if they’re together (which they almost always are)
Gai and Kakashi as husbands. They fell in love as teenagers-young adults and have been inseparable since then. Light PDA, but there is no doubt they are together.
This distinction causes concern for Kushina and Minato at first who meet Kakashi the civilian photographer (/son of the past deceased chief of police) who likes to travel and share his pictures with his husband. This man has art exhibits of his photograph’s and Kushina and Minato knows his husband is a high ranking member of a well known gang.
I know deep down in my soul that Kushina realised that the Scarcrow is really this sweet dorky dude she met at the coffee shop
And it took like three years
But it happens because her and the scarecrow end up in a gun fight against rival gang members when she thinks she has his cornered, and this absolute ASS that she wants to arrest has the audacity to take a bullet for her
And the next time she see’s Kakashi she smacks him across the shoulder like always, except this time she can tell he’s fighting for his life not to crumble in pain
And in that moment she realises she just hit the shoulder where Scarecrow took a bullet for her
Kushina beong an up and coming star in the police force, always being the one to figure out the case
Except the ONE issue that plaques her
The identity/role of the famed ‘scarecrow’ in murder scenes and missing people.
She knows he’s tough
She knows he’s smart
And she WILL be the one to catch him (except she won’t cuz she’ll learn he’s ruthless but protective and she will become equally protective of him against her better judgment while still telling him she’ll catch him one day)
Mafia Kakashi with blood dripping from his gloves, a dead body at his feet, and Gai standing behind him looking untouched because he wanted to let Kakashi deal with this disrespectful shit who questioned if he had the skills to land a hit on them.
Ok but on the topic of uncle/father figures/big brother’s
All of those people reacting to Kakashi admitting he likes Fai
Shikaku just shaking his head and walking away because he cannot deal with this, it’s such a drag.
Inoichi sitting Kakashi down and giving him ‘the talk’ much to Kakashi’s horror
Choza nosding his head cuz he knew all along but it’s nice to hear Kakashi admit it. Now he needs Gai to realize Kakashi is both his eternal rival AND the man who stole his heart.
Mifune absolutely roasting Kakashi in that calm, collected way that feels like it’s not a roasting, but Kakashi knows deep in his soul it is. And at the same time Congratulating Kakashi on having such good taste in men.
Mifune meeting Adult Kakashi and treating him like a Nephew as soon as he realizes he’s Yua’s son, with no care at ALL for the fact this man is 31
Or
Mifune getting to Uncle kid Kakashi, and Kakashi secretly loving it because he feels like more than just a weapon for someone to use. Like he’s actually important to an adult in his life.
Uncle Mifune who meets Kakashi as a full grown asult, finds out he is Yua’s son, and shifts so hard into Uncle mode Kakashi’s pretty sure he got whip lash
And the funny thing is
Kakashi’s not complaining
He’s loving it
He still gets treated as a capable adult, but he also gets those head pats his dad used to give him and it hurts so much to realise how much he missed those.
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