Hatake Kakashi Headcanons/Au's

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Blog Outline/Rules

OTPS and NOTPS (carrd created by the amazing Alumort)

Smut blog (for all the NSFW things) @depressedkakashismut (18+. please do not follow if you are a minor)

Rp blog for Hatake Kakashi, Hatake Sakumo and Hatake Yua (Oc) @hatakefamily

Kakashi Vs Gai Challenge Tally: Kakashi: 7 Gai: 4

Ko-Fi Commissions

Upcoming Events

Maito Gai’s Week 2024

Kakashi’s Birthday Bingo

DNI you're here to shit on Kakashi or the characters I ship him with, ship Kakashi (or any other Sensei) with his students. This blog does not support student/teacher, incest or large age gaps where they two met when one of them was a kid. Transphobic, homophobic, racist people are not welcome.

Original Characters

Hatake Hotaru (founders Era)

Senju-Uchiha Ayame (TobiIzu Kid)

Senju-Uchiha Yukio (TobiIzu kid)

Hatake Hikari

Hatake Yua (Kakashi’s Mother)

Hatake-Maito Nakano (Kakagai kid)

Maito Hiroki (GaiRin Kid)

Koji (IbiKashi Kid)

Events/Short Fics I've done

Birthday Ficlets (Responses to Asks)

Taryn's Birthday Celebration 2021

Kakashi Week 2021 Fics

600 Followers Event: Masterlist

12 Days of Shipmas (2021)

KakaGai Week (2021)

Gai's Birthday Week (2021)

Valentines Ficlets (2022)

DepressedHatakeKakashi's Bingo Card (2022)

March Ficlets (2022)

800 Followers Raffle Winners (2022)

Team Gai Week (2022)

Naruto Canon Couples Week (2022)

Naruto Oc Ship Week (2022)

Birthday Celebration (2022)

Birthday Bash (2022)

Team Minato Week (2022)

Emoji Ficlets

Kakashi Week/Kakashi's Birthday Bash

October Ficlets (2022)

Trick Or Treating (2022)

Gai’s Birthday Month (2022)

KakaGai Week (2022)

Gai’s Birthday Bash (2022)

Parenting Headcannons

Valentines Fics (2023)

Kakashi vs Gai Challenge Ficlets

Kakagai Fantasy Week (2023)

1500 Followers Event (2023)

KakaGai Day (2023)

Taryn’s Birthday Bash (2023)

Poll Ficlets (2023)

Kakashi’s Birthday Polls (2023)

Au-Tober (2023)

Trick or Treat (2023)

Gai’s Birthday Bingo (2023)

KakaGai Week (2024)

Taryn’s Birthday Celebration (2024)

Kakashi Birthday Bingo (2024)

Gai Week (2024)

Ten Days Of Au’s (2025)

Kakagai Valentines Week (2025)

Taryn’s Birthday Bash (2025)

Fanfictions/Headcannons

Requests: Open

My ask box is always open to Headcanons.

Fanfic requests and Headcanons are NOT restricted to Kakashi. I will write for any character as long as i think that i am able to do them some justice.

If you want a ship, please choose between characters in the show. I am not a confident writer of CharacterXReader fics.

Any ship is welcome so long as it is not student/teacher or incest. (Student/Teacher does reach out to include the other characters' students. I will not write Kakashi or any other Sensei with any of the Konoha kids, or any of their sensei’s with anyone from Kakashi’s generation.)

Alternate Realities

All Au’s are welcome

The Au’s are never closed. We can talk about them any time, and if you feel like bring the focus back to an old AU you are more than welcome to.

AU’s can range from little changing (Like Kakashi and Gai adopt Naruto or the Uchiha Massacre doesn’t happen), to the entire world being completely different (Pokemon AU, Mafia AU). There are even AU’s where the character’s we love come from different villages or are stolen by different villages (Mist Gai AU, IWA Gai Au, Suna Kakashi au, Samurai Kakashi AU)

The only thing I ask is if you want to talk about a more horrors au, please ask me first. I can do simple things like Zombie AU, but I find it difficult to get into certain topics of gore.

Au Masterlists

God of Storms Kakashi Au

Mafia Au

Pokemon Au

Pokemon Legends Arceus Au

Suna Kakashi AU

Rules

No Student/Teacher, minor/adult or Incest. It is a block on sight offense and i will not think twice about it.

Do not be rude to my RP partners.

Do not insert your headcanons over my own. Headcanons are always open for discussion, but if you say something that makes’s me uncomfertable/i don’t like it, that’s it. You’re welcome to have your own headcanons on your blog.

I do write Trans Kakashi/Kakashi having a kid. Those things are both up for discussion. However, my Kakashi would only ever have one child. It would be by choice, and his partner would never ask or try to force him to have more.

Hatake Kakashi

Kakashi is depressed, is terrible with people and emotions, and would much prefer to spend quality time with one of his two best friends rather than interacting with other people. This does not mean he doesn’t understand other’s or want to create other connections, he’s simply an introvert who’s pretty good at making/claiming friends.

Kakashi is, also, very much a troll. If he senses that something he does bothers someone (without infringing on their comfort or safety) he will use it to troll the shit out of them for as long as he gains entertainment from it.

Loyal to a fault, he will fight and die to protect those he considers his friends and teammates. Kakashi does not take teamwork lightly and will not put up with anyone who would rather ‘go it alone’ instead of working with their team.

Laidback but not at all lazy. Kakashi will have times where he gets lost in his thoughts and loses track of time, but when it comes to getting important things done he will make the deadline.

[princesssarisa]

Where did your first name come from?

I was named after one of my parents

I was named after a dead relative or family friend

I was named after a living relative or family friend

I was named after a religious figure

I was named after a historical figure

I was named after a fictional character

I was named after a place

My parents just chose a name they liked

Other

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.

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Is it petty to be a bit pissed over a birthday cake? Yes.

Am i still a bit pissed over a birthday cake? …yes…

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The funny thing is i’ve made so many compromises i think the boyfriend thinks he’ll pout and throw a little fit and get his way

But no.

I’ve made ENOUGH compromises. I’m allowed to draw a line and keep something precious to me

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Is it petty to be a bit pissed over a birthday cake? Yes.

Am i still a bit pissed over a birthday cake? …yes…

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Mafia au

I’m always in love with the idea that a fight goes wrong one day and Kakashi get’s captured because he takes a hit for one of his friends

Maybe even Kushina or Minato

And by the time he’s found he’s beaton, bloody, maybe missing a finger, and laughing about it because he did not go down without one hell of a fight.

He lost one finger, his torturer lost two, both at the same time when Kakashi got his mouth on them and bite down HARD.

Kakashi’s beaton and bloody? He’s pretty sure one of the guys who took a swing st him is never having kids cuz he connected his steel toe boots HARD with the man’s groin.

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Mafia Au

Kakashi’s first panic attack in front of Shikaku was a big one. He saw a shadow in the window just as shikaku passed it, and when Shikaku heard weezing he turned to see Kakashi curling into himself struggling to breath.

Everyone was kicked out in that moment. Kakashi was 12 and was still new to the gang, and Shikaku was not about to let him become a joke when he could see how valuable he would be.

Shikaku say with him for two hours just chatting. The first ten minutes was getting Kakashi through the panic attack, including sitting beside him with his back to the wall because he saw the attack getting worse everytime he got too close to the window.

Shikaku has his own trauma’s, and he doesn’t judge Kakashi for his. It’s one hell of a trauma.

He still expects the best from him (and gets it) but whenever he see’s a panic attack starting after that day (he learns to read the signs) he dismisses anyone else in the room, sit’s Kakashi down, and just stays with him as he works through it.

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Mafia au angst or God of Storms au angst?

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‘You need a reason to love someone’

Clearly my life is throwing the biggest middle finger to that right now.

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God my Therapist is going to have a hay day tomorrow when i have a f***ing break down

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Anyone want to talk angst? I wanna talk angsty stuff

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Team Minato love triangle, except all three of them grow up and move on to someone better for them XD

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It happens at different stages too.

Rin liked Kakashi, but when they’re 14 she takes a really good look at him one day and just feels all those romantic feelings washing away never to return.

Kakashi had a crush on Obito, but one day he’s sparing with Gai and his rival compliments his fighting style in that sweet, supportive way that makes Kakashi’s heart skip a beat and after that day he can only see Obito as his annoying but lovable friend.

Obito had very strong feelings for Rin, but when she finally moves on from Kakashi only to fall for Shizune, he decides for himself he’s done pinning and he’ll accept friendship. Which is great cuz this man is going to meet Kisame out on a mission two weeks later and he us Inmidiatly done for

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Team Minato love triangle, except all three of them grow up and move on to someone better for them XD

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Mafia au

Part of Kushina’s struggle with Kakashi is that she can’t understand him.

She can’t fathem why he would choose the path he has when his father was a hero. Why he’d choose to kill when his father chose to save lives.

And this is partially because Kakashi won’t tell her why.

When it comes to his father, it’s easier for him to shut down any conversation because if he doesn’t he’s being violently ripped back in time looking at a dead body with blood all over his hands and no ability to do anything about it.

To Kakashi, his father was a good man who died a violent death for being a good man.

If the world’s not going to reward goodness, he’s not going to bother trying to be good. Of course the goodness in him isn’t completely gone.

But it’s buried deep down inside of him. So far down Kushina can’t reach him.

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What prompted Kushina to join the police force in the Mafia AU?

So i want to say the standard ‘she wants to do good’ line, but i think it’s a but deeper than that.

I imagine something happened to Kushina’s family (sort of like in cannon) and in the process she was taken in by the cop’s until she could be picked ip by social services.

And that was both a terrible day, and a really good one because the cop watching her (i kinda want to say it’s Sakumo XD) was so sweet and understanding that she felt like she wasn’t alone processing all this trauma.

Like she actually had someone maybe rooting for her, or at least looking out for her

And she wants to be that someone.

Someone who can make a kid smile on the worst day of their lives. Or at least stop crying and enjoy a few precious moments.

Someone who can be a hero in a world that feels like it’s full of villains.

I think that’s something that resonates with Kushina. She wants to help people. To do good.

And she’ll fight against a whole slew of corrupt co-workers to be that shining light.

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Mafia au

I love the idea of Gai’s breaking moment, the exact moment he’s ready to drop all thoughts of being the ‘good mafia goon’ is the moment he see’s Kakashi walk into their cover shop (through the back door) bloody and bruised because Danzo sent someone to try and scare him

And it didn’t work

Kakashi took one hell of a beating but also took down every single person who attacked him

But Gai just crack’s in that moment.

For the first time since his father’s death, he wants to murder someone

And he’s happy when he says this out loud and Kakashi responds with ‘save some for me. I deserve a good shot in for what i went through’

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Send me Mafia au asks? 🥺🙏🥺

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Mafia au

Kakashi always offers an out to his opponent. A chance for them to walk away and never have to see him again.

To date, no one has taken that out.

For the most part Kakashi’s ok with that. It’s part of the job. But sometimes, when the world feels particularly cruel, he gets to see the family that just got left behind because of him.

The people who will mourn a life that could have been more than what they all are.

It doesn’t stop him from doing his job

But it does make him physically ill as he deals with the realisation and the rising feelings about his father’s death that he buried so deep down he almost forgot about them.