Hatake Kakashi Headcanons/Au's

Lord of Au’s and Shipping MasterHe/they. 30. New blog for @depressedkakashihatake Fics, Au's, and headcannons. Icon made by @mintehz

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Blog Outline/Rules

OTPS and NOTPS (carrd created by the amazing Alumort)

Smut blog (for all the NSFW things) @depressedkakashismut (18+. please do not follow if you are a minor)

Rp blog for Hatake Kakashi, Hatake Sakumo and Hatake Yua (Oc) @hatakefamily

Kakashi Vs Gai Challenge Tally: Kakashi: 7 Gai: 4

Ko-Fi Commissions

Upcoming Events

Maito Gai’s Week 2024

Kakashi’s Birthday Bingo

DNI you're here to shit on Kakashi or the characters I ship him with, ship Kakashi (or any other Sensei) with his students. This blog does not support student/teacher, incest or large age gaps where they two met when one of them was a kid. Transphobic, homophobic, racist people are not welcome.

Original Characters

Hatake Hotaru (founders Era)

Senju-Uchiha Ayame (TobiIzu Kid)

Senju-Uchiha Yukio (TobiIzu kid)

Hatake Hikari

Hatake Yua (Kakashi’s Mother)

Hatake-Maito Nakano (Kakagai kid)

Maito Hiroki (GaiRin Kid)

Koji (IbiKashi Kid)

Events/Short Fics I've done

Birthday Ficlets (Responses to Asks)

Taryn's Birthday Celebration 2021

Kakashi Week 2021 Fics

600 Followers Event: Masterlist

12 Days of Shipmas (2021)

KakaGai Week (2021)

Gai's Birthday Week (2021)

Valentines Ficlets (2022)

DepressedHatakeKakashi's Bingo Card (2022)

March Ficlets (2022)

800 Followers Raffle Winners (2022)

Team Gai Week (2022)

Naruto Canon Couples Week (2022)

Naruto Oc Ship Week (2022)

Birthday Celebration (2022)

Birthday Bash (2022)

Team Minato Week (2022)

Emoji Ficlets

Kakashi Week/Kakashi's Birthday Bash

October Ficlets (2022)

Trick Or Treating (2022)

Gai’s Birthday Month (2022)

KakaGai Week (2022)

Gai’s Birthday Bash (2022)

Parenting Headcannons

Valentines Fics (2023)

Kakashi vs Gai Challenge Ficlets

Kakagai Fantasy Week (2023)

1500 Followers Event (2023)

KakaGai Day (2023)

Taryn’s Birthday Bash (2023)

Poll Ficlets (2023)

Kakashi’s Birthday Polls (2023)

Au-Tober (2023)

Trick or Treat (2023)

Gai’s Birthday Bingo (2023)

KakaGai Week (2024)

Taryn’s Birthday Celebration (2024)

Kakashi Birthday Bingo (2024)

Gai Week (2024)

Ten Days Of Au’s (2025)

Kakagai Valentines Week (2025)

Taryn’s Birthday Bash (2025)

Fanfictions/Headcannons

Requests: Open

My ask box is always open to Headcanons.

Fanfic requests and Headcanons are NOT restricted to Kakashi. I will write for any character as long as i think that i am able to do them some justice.

If you want a ship, please choose between characters in the show. I am not a confident writer of CharacterXReader fics.

Any ship is welcome so long as it is not student/teacher or incest. (Student/Teacher does reach out to include the other characters' students. I will not write Kakashi or any other Sensei with any of the Konoha kids, or any of their sensei’s with anyone from Kakashi’s generation.)

Alternate Realities

All Au’s are welcome

The Au’s are never closed. We can talk about them any time, and if you feel like bring the focus back to an old AU you are more than welcome to.

AU’s can range from little changing (Like Kakashi and Gai adopt Naruto or the Uchiha Massacre doesn’t happen), to the entire world being completely different (Pokemon AU, Mafia AU). There are even AU’s where the character’s we love come from different villages or are stolen by different villages (Mist Gai AU, IWA Gai Au, Suna Kakashi au, Samurai Kakashi AU)

The only thing I ask is if you want to talk about a more horrors au, please ask me first. I can do simple things like Zombie AU, but I find it difficult to get into certain topics of gore.

Au Masterlists

God of Storms Kakashi Au

Mafia Au

Pokemon Au

Pokemon Legends Arceus Au

Suna Kakashi AU

Rules

No Student/Teacher, minor/adult or Incest. It is a block on sight offense and i will not think twice about it.

Do not be rude to my RP partners.

Do not insert your headcanons over my own. Headcanons are always open for discussion, but if you say something that makes’s me uncomfertable/i don’t like it, that’s it. You’re welcome to have your own headcanons on your blog.

I do write Trans Kakashi/Kakashi having a kid. Those things are both up for discussion. However, my Kakashi would only ever have one child. It would be by choice, and his partner would never ask or try to force him to have more.

Hatake Kakashi

Kakashi is depressed, is terrible with people and emotions, and would much prefer to spend quality time with one of his two best friends rather than interacting with other people. This does not mean he doesn’t understand other’s or want to create other connections, he’s simply an introvert who’s pretty good at making/claiming friends.

Kakashi is, also, very much a troll. If he senses that something he does bothers someone (without infringing on their comfort or safety) he will use it to troll the shit out of them for as long as he gains entertainment from it.

Loyal to a fault, he will fight and die to protect those he considers his friends and teammates. Kakashi does not take teamwork lightly and will not put up with anyone who would rather ‘go it alone’ instead of working with their team.

Laidback but not at all lazy. Kakashi will have times where he gets lost in his thoughts and loses track of time, but when it comes to getting important things done he will make the deadline.

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I don’t know, if you’re in a poly-relationship i feel like respect is a MUST.

And once that respect is no longer being extended from one party, they need to be cut out

Cuz why tf would you want to be with someone who’s disrespectful of your other partner???

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Kakashi hearing his student’s call Gai ‘weird’ and ‘dorky’ and upping the training regimn for the day by 500 because how DARE???

They’re correct, but they said it with such judgment when those are Kakashi’s favourite parts of Gai

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Kakashi seeing someone talking to Gai and thinking his boyfriends having a good time because he’s smiling.

And then in an instand that stunning smile is wiped right off Gai’s face and Kakashi’s on edge

He’s ready for a fight

But he doesn’t have to be, because before he can even think of doing anything Gai has laid the other person out FLAT.

He waits till there home cuddling to talk about it, and finds out the person was being fun and flirty and Gai was having a good tome with it (without intending anything)

And then the person started talking shit about Kakashi. About how he’s ‘bad’ for Gai, and how Gai deserves so much better

And that’s when Gai laid him out flat

And Kakashi has never felt so loved and secure in his relationship

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I’m going to make vent head canons. Feel free to ignore

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If you have to say ‘in your perspective’ in an apology, it’s not an apology

Ir’s an attempt to redirect blame onto the person you have wronged, and it’s manipulative af.

Like, ONE thing this ass hole said could be blamed on me (i called him a fuckboy in a heated anger moment after being cornered in my home and told by my husband he was leaving me) and even THEN that should never have reached his shitty boyfriends ears because it was NOT his conversation to have

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A b**** is trying me today

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I need more ‘Kakashi who sits by the window watching thunder storms because he feels connected to them and they help him feel calmer’

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Jolteon seeing Kakashi in his hospital bed, patch over his eye, knowing she Can’t snuggle hus face like she usually does because it will hurt him

But still wanting to snuggle him and make him feel better

So she crawls into his lap and lays so her head is on his chest, eyes staring up at him

And she doesn’t close her eyes until he finds the strength to lift his left hand and put it on her head, silently telling her that he appreciates her

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I’m doing shit around the house today to keep my mind busy (i live with dipshits grandad and am helping him finish things that need done)

But i still want to talk pokemon au because my friend made a picture of jolteon cuddling kakashi’s face to cheer me up

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Pokemon au? *holds out hands like a sad little dork*

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On the plus side, today i went to a consultation for a tattoo and made an appointment to get it done next week :)

I’m getting a rowlet kakashi style, but also it’s shiny version to match Gai a bit

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Surprise fucking surprise

Husband takes actual time to himself away from his boyfriend and realises he’s being a rash, chaotic moron who is being influenced in ALL the wrong ways

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One

Fucking

Night

Away

And he’s listening again. He’s seeing me again. He’s actually fucking understanding what i am saying and recognising the shitty things his boyfriend has done

I complain about my MIL sometimes but dear GOD i love that woman tonight for helping this idiot

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Surprise fucking surprise

Husband takes actual time to himself away from his boyfriend and realises he’s being a rash, chaotic moron who is being influenced in ALL the wrong ways

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bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

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happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

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Finally being able to organize my space in a way I want feels freeing. Like, i’ve put up with this style i’ve hated for years

Now it can be mine

Now it can make sense, instead of being bags thrown into cubbord never to be looked at again

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Hii, how does Yamato fit in the royalty au?

I always see Yamato as an adopted prince, or the adopted son of a high ranking advisor (*cough* danzo *cough*) who is trying to teach him to control the monarchy from the background

And Yamato does learn his lessons well

But he also meets Kakashi and learns that maybe he doesn’t want that life? Maybe he just wants to protect people and do something good, instead of just what is expected of him.

I can see him being a trusted advisor when he grows up, but also having internal struggles between his training and what he actually wants to do

And what he actually wants doesn’t always win