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Trying to buy jeans that fit is like an actual fucking nightmare I go here are the measurements of my body because I know exactly what the circumference of my waist and hips are and the size guide goes great! Here’s what size to get based on the circumference of your waist and hips :) and I go so if I buy these they will fit my measurements. Because you’ve put there how many centimetres it is. I know how many centimetres my hips and waist are, are you telling me the truth about your trousers? And they go yep. This is the size of our trousers. And then I go hmm your size guide says these run small I will get the size up because even though I know that based on my measurements I should get the smaller size but I want to be on the safe side. And then I try them on and they’re too fucking small even though the waistband is apparently ten centimetres bigger than my waist.

#KILLING!#also I know buying jeans online that’s on me but I have looked in every single reasonably priced shop in my entire city #and also they almost fit me. not enough to be like eh whatever like I do have to send them back but like they’re not gaping at my waist #it’s the first pair of jeans I’ve tried on that actually fit me at the hips (kind of) but not at the waist #(as in they’re too small at the waist. usually when I try on jeans that fit my hips they’re like ten times too big on the waist)#going crazy. because I think the size up would probably be fit but it’s literally two sizes bigger than my usual size.#how am I meant to fucking know that I need to get two sizes bigger #this shit makes me feel insane. i just want a pair of jeans.