The Underground world of Horrid alchemists
Hello truth beholders, I have some juicy knowledge for you to suckle on, the teat provided by a user which prefers to remain anonymous, less her death be a shortcoming by the powers that be....
Goblins are a terrifying entity to even think about, my friends. However sensationalized by modern media they may be, watered down to funny, goofy relatively harmless small green men. This should, however, not detract in the SLIGHTEST from your horror for what is to come. My friend mentioned above let me in on a horrifying secret, but before I give you the horrid truth, hidden by the powers that be, look at this image. In you mind, encapsulate and tell me what you see...
Yes my friends, this just what you think it is. A baby. But, if you look just a wee bit closer, you can see a small, rapidly moving object.... a goblin. Hold your gasps, it will only get worse. Submitted by Isla White, the same person supplying the rest of the information by taking heavily classified documents, living in California in Albany took this photo of their 5 month old son, Jeff White.
To her horror, however, she could never imagine what she would envision when she put the image through infrared waves, as a joke between her Husband, who was having an affair with her at the time, Brad Harding (the couple had a divorce over work-life complications and the cheating, as mentioned above.)
This led her to a month of rapid criminality, taking documents from the storage room, as a civil servant working in admin, this was highly illegal, but this did not deter her from discovering the truth....
This image was not doctored, goblins are real. And this was hidden by the CIA, why? Because THEY work with the goblins! Ever wonder how in spy movies, these agencies have much higher tech equipment than the general public ever can grasp, such as a TALKING car? This, is because of the alchemist that work below, casting wicked sorcery to make these miracles of technology work!
Pseesh! You may declare. This woman is lying, speaking utter untruths. But I must disturb you and pry you third eye open further. Ever had an object held dearly to you, only to be missing, never to be seen again. This video will explain everything.
This, right here, is a toy well beloved by a child of the age of 12 of the month of January of the day of the 24th. With no batteries installed, we placed it on one of our emerald infused sonar-grams. Immediately it buzzed to life, which these energies detected beta-213 particles by our trusty Larthum equalizer. Love particles.
This is what the Goblins use, we all know the power of love and friendship is real and tangible, epics of plenty have been written of beasts being slayed with just the power of friends joining together. These tales were not just that, tales, but forewarning of the future the goblins will have. They use this power of love and twist it in horrible ways, inspector gadget being a shining example of such a thing, with the aforementioned talking cars.
You may be asking what to do with this information, as goblins are inherently invisible. There is only one solution. Buy infrared goggles and detectors to forewarn you of these 2 feet invaders, and when you can use your right to bear arms and blow them init paste across your kitchen wall. Good luck, soldiers of light.
