Instead of having “Miles shoplifts art supplies” headcanons, what about hcs where Miles trades cool Spider-Man tricks for one free art supply per month? Miles doesn’t actually say he’s Spider-Man, of course, however he’s running out of excuses as to why he can jump 50 meters high
The cashier is in fact ALSO Spider-Man and knows DAMN WELL that Miles is a Spider-Man, but the cashier finds it very amusing to watch this kid visibly sweat trying to come up with a reasonable explanation for the stunts he pulls












