#spiderman headcanons

[yourbarista]

Peter cuddling up to Frank after a rough mission, he’s kinda scuffed up and still shaking, and Frank wraps his stupidly big arms around Peter’s waist and pulls him close, just holding him until they both fall asleep.

[gf-mogai-edits]

J. Jonah Jameson (2002)

J. Jonah Jameson is a cis man and uses He/Him pronouns. He is birose, alloplatonic and allofamilial. He is autistic. He is dating Peter Parker and has androneophilia.

Sources: Man, Bisexual, Alloplatonic, Allofamilial, Autism, Androneophilia

[sunwarmed-ash]

It is wednesday my spidey-dudes, dudettes and thudes.

Here's some of my personal headcanons(that no one asked for) when it comes to all things Spideyverse (and also the link to all my😈🌶️😎 spider fanfics)

Spiderman/Peter Parker is bilingual, bisexual, and a verse

J.K. Simmons is the face and voice for JJJ. Period.

MJ Peter and Felicia are in/have been in a polycule

There are no other Norman Osborn's, only Defoe.

Peter Parker and Harry Osborn are in love with each other (whether they admit it outloud or not. Growing up closeted and queer between 2002-2014 made all those nuanced interactions between P.P. and H.O. SO IMPORTANT FOR ME!!!

Gwen Stacy is trans AND bisexual

Eddie/Venom, Wade Wilson, and Matt Murdock are all ex's of Peter's who still remain strong Spiderman allies

Every member of the ATSV movie has a MASSIVE crush on beef hunk Miguel, but I think Miles, Hobie, and Peter B Parker have it the worst 😆

Pavitr has single handedly the coolest way to 'web travel'

That one news anchor that has somehow NEVER aged and shows up in all three live action universes is a shapeshifting God and we must harness his energy.

thanks for listening to my rambles, here's the promised smut ✌️

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[golden-earcuffs]

Pavitr Prabhakar Headcanons Part 4 (Romance Special)

I’m back, after a while this time, and with a topic that is a bit foreign for me, but I hope I do Pav justice, in our desi way. Also, I didn’t mention his sexuality because I just want my boy to be loved by someone he deserves, you’re free to imagine whoever you want :)

Has very different and high expectations of romantic gestures originating entirely from Indian film industry. Rather than a kiss, he longs to be hugged by someone like there is no tomorrow. Wants to dance in the rain with his s/o and hold their hand as a declaration of love.

Wants that Radha-Krishna [the Epitome of Love in Hindu Mythology] type of epic love but at the same time he doesn’t, because yes he does want to feel that ever-consuming Love, where his soul and his s/o’s are one, but he does not know, and does not want to know if he could ever survive the pain of losing that love.

He would not say “I don’t know what I did to deserve you” but instead he would say “Jab tum mujhko apna kehte ho, apne pe guroor aa jaata hai” (“when you say I’m yours, I feel confident about myself”)

His love language is words of affirmation. He would write letters to his s/o, with flowery descriptions of them and their attributes that he’s come to adore, how he thinks their flaws make them beautiful.

Wants someone who would pull all nighters with him. Someone who would look at him when he’s most exposed, bags under his eyes, hair messed up by his own ink stained fingers, a book open in his lap as his body posture reek of exhaustion and just smile at him, asking if they should call it a night.

Would not initiate physical touch, that’s something that is entirely in the hands of his s/o. Once they hugged Pavitr after he saved them from a villain and he burst in tears and hugged back as fiercely.

Ball Dances? Nah he takes his s/o to Dandiya Nights

Is really shy and confident at the same time. Shy as in he’d be all blushing while giving them flowers but confident as in he’d be absurd enough to suggest that they recreate the train scene from DDLJ “[come on I’ll get Maya Aunty to say ‘Jaa Pavitr jaa jee le apni zindagi’ (‘go Pavitr go, live your life!’)]”

Tells his s/o “Tum mile ho mujhe yoon, jaise banjaare ko ghar” (“I’ve found you, like a traveler finds home”) because they’re the first person whom he has told about his secret identity and sometimes it takes to much to handle it and he doesn’t know what he’d do without them.

HAND KISSES HAND KISSES HAND KISSES. Loves to be hand kissed & likes to do the same, but only if he is 100% sure that his s/o is comfortable.

Feels most relaxed when his s/o cards their fingers through his hair, gently petting and playing with it, it makes him want to drop his head in their lap and stay there.

There you go, bunch of romantic ideas on Pavitr. I hope you enjoyed it!

Tagging: @never-trust-a-stark @tmarauder101 @ebjs1313

(I’m tagging you guys with theassumption that you are still interested in these hcs. If not, do tell, I’ll remove it. Also, if anyone else wants to be tagged do tell that too.)

[golden-earcuffs]

Pavitr Prabhakar Headcanons Part 2 (Festival Special)

I'm back with headcanons, this time focusing on our precious boy during our festivals!

He's heart broken when girls start avoiding him during Rakshabandhan (the Indian festival where girls tie Rakhi on their brother's wrist. Usually this happens in family but a lot of boys-girls who consider each other brother-sister do this as well) because he's always wanted a sister. (Well sorry Pavitr but I won't want you as a brother).

Has played Hanuman in Ram-Leela (the stage play of Ramayan, a major Hindu Epic) in Dusshehra (we celebrate the victory of Good over Evil). Wanted to be Shri Ram but was told that he's more of a Krishna than Ram.

BECOMES GOVINDA DURING KRISHNA JANMASHTAMI (the birth of Shri Krishna)!!! Ofc he does, he loves breaking the pot of maakhan (butter).

Ganesh Chaturthi (the birth of Lord Ganesh) is his favourite festival, dresses up the best during this, silk blue kurta with sleeves rolled up and plain white pajamas complete with mojri (a type of shoes).

Has cried once during Visarjan (immersion of idols of Bhagwan Ganesh after the end of festival) while screaming "agle baras tu jaldi aa!!" ("next year, come soon, God!")

Goes to his Muslim friends' house during Eid because sevai is delicious.

LOVES DIWALI. Would never forget to bring lotuses for Maa Lakshmi during the Puja. (and then jokingly say "Ma I brought you your favourite thing now you give me mine" and avsolutely refuses to say what he wants because "Ma already knows")

Lights up the entire house with Diyas only during Diwali and makes it look more serene than lights.

Cannot talk properly during Holi (festival of colors) because his mouth is always stuffed with gujia, malpua or Dahi Bara. Also his clothes in Holi are as colorful as his face.

Visits Gurudwara (the Sikh place of Worship) on the birth date of the Gurus because again the lungar is soo good.

Lol I typed this so fast and as soon as ideas came into my mind. More will come.

[the-palace-of-wonderland]

Y’all cannot tell me Bully Maguire didn’t get pussy.

Or dick.

Y’all know he did. Y’all saw him in that montage, like the secretary, or the landlord’s daughter or whatever she was.

Like come on now.

[effloradox]

headcanons for dating Andrew!Peter Parker

first things first, you are his entire world!!!

this boy has been through a lot, if he cares enough about you to let you in then you're pretty special

treats you so well (and kind of feels bad that he can't spoil you a lot because of his financial situation but he makes up for it in his enthusiasm and has some pretty creative and cheap date ideas!)

he's such an awkward guy even around you but he tries his best to not let that get the best of him

he wasn't going to tell you about him being Spiderman initially but when a robbery-gone-wrong gets a bit messy and he needs someone to patch him up, there's no one else he'd want to go to

so he shows up at the window of your shared apartment, bleeding from his side, and has to balance trying to get you to calm down whilst also conveying that he needs you to help him stitch his side so he doesn't bleed out on your rug

it's a rough week after that, and he worries that this is it, you're going to break up with him and he's going to lose the best thing that's ever happened to him

it's only when he sees you come home with a huge first aid kit and watching videos about how to properly stitch someone up that he begins to consider that you might accept him continuing to moonlight as a vigilante

he'll still need to hear you say it though,, just to be sure

introduced you to May after about a month (at her insistence because he would not stop talking about you and she wanted to meet you damn it Peter)

she delights in telling you that when she does finally meet you, it's one of the first things she says to you and it does a great job of breaking the ice and embarrassing Peter so win-win

May loves you, she can see immediately how happy you make Peter and that's good enough for her

she's always there for the two of you, no matter what

the first time Peter takes you for a swing, it is terrifying

like your eyes are closed the entire time, you cannot physically grasp Peter any tighter than you currently are, praying to anything you can think to pray to terrifying

it never really gets less terrifying but you trust Peter with your life and you know he would never drop you so you kind of learn to focus on that rather than terrifying nature of the way you're travelling through New York City

you know the risks of dating him (and being seen around him when he's in the suit) but he does everything in his power to keep you out of that part of his life for your safety (and his peace of mind)

it makes it easier going off to fight villains when he knows you're safe and waiting for him to come home, he doesn't like to keep you waiting

nothing makes it more worth it than coming home knowing that you're there waiting for him

his ideal day (especially after a rough night of patrolling) is to sleep in, make you blueberry pancakes, and just spend the day in the apartment enjoying each others company

it's not an easy life that he leads; he has a lot of things he has to balance, there's a lot of risks that come with being Spiderman, and it means everything to him that you're sticking by his side through thick and thin

he can't wait to marry you

[steel-and-glass-64]

Otto's tentacles names are flo, harry, larry and moe. I thought what if he named Harry after Harry Osborn - Norman's son? Harry was the one who financed his "sun" project so...

Excellent point!! Now I’m imagining a slightly angsty scenario where Otto and Norman are living together in the same universe and Norman finds out about his son’s death (from Tobey’s Peter). And then Otto mentions how he named one of the tentacles Harry and the reason why, and Norman just breaks down bawling.