#kim baker

[sapphirebluejewel]

Cheaper By The Dozen: The Baker Family

@goshdoggett for the inspo

[hitchell-mope]

Still a fun movie. Now on to the sequel.

[magicalincorrectrobodokiquotes]

"A Birthday to Remember" Clip

“Aaaaaaaaaaand done.” Cookie grinned.

Guy looked at Cookie’s attempt to sculpt the cake.

“It’s a dog.” Cookie explained.

“Looks more…more like a…” Guy began laughing. “Like a d- PFFFT!!!”

“A what? A dick?” Cookie groaned.

“Have you ever- *SNORT*- seen that FRIENDS episode where they get a cake for Emma’s birthday?” He was a laughing mess.

“No, cause I actually HAVE A LIFE.” Cookie scoffed. “Now come on. Let’s just…get a cake from Walmart or something.”

“PFFFFFFFFFT! Dick cake…”

Cookie went on the phone. “Actually, I think Dairy Queen’s better…”

He placed a call. 

“Hi, I’d like to order a cake for…2 hours from now?” Beat.

“You can do it? Great! Uh, pink and orange icing with the words…’Happy Birthday Avery’ on them. Maybe add some gears, if you can draw them. If not, just draw hearts.”

Guy was still in hysterics. “It’s a dick, Cookie!”

“...Ignore my friend, don’t ask about our attempts to bake AND sculpt a cake.” Cookie groaned. “Great! I’ll pay in the store. My name is Cookie Masterson.” Beat.

“35 bucks sounds good. See you at 5.” BEEP.

“Well, what should we do with Dick Cake?” Cookie asked.

Guy couldn’t even talk, due to laughing too hard.

“...Jesus…come on…” Cookie groaned.

“Woah, trippy cake, Cookie.” Chad walked over, followed by Kim.

“Looks like a dick.” Kim snickered.

“YOU DON’T THINK I KNOW THAT?!?” Cookie groaned.

Guy kept laughing, in tears.

“SHUT UP, ASSHOLE!” Cookie yelled.

(pic coming soon)

[parrillasarrow]

move the fuck forward.

[ultimatela]

Uma Repórter em Apuros (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot), 2016

[martinknowsitall]

Some scenes in this film are not worth missing.

[bilbo-baggins-is-fantastic]

"So, I'd like to hang out with you for a bit."

[cplmerqury]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (2016)