The Guild Clara -September 2011
Dark Horse comics
story by Felicia Day & Kim Evey
art by Ron Chan
letters by Nate Piekos of Blambot
cover by Howard Chaykin with Jesus Aburto
alternate cover by Greg Aronowitz
back cover by Ross Campbell
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The Guild Clara -September 2011
Dark Horse comics
story by Felicia Day & Kim Evey
art by Ron Chan
letters by Nate Piekos of Blambot
cover by Howard Chaykin with Jesus Aburto
alternate cover by Greg Aronowitz
back cover by Ross Campbell
“You’re Never Weird on the Internet” by Felicia Day (a quickie book review)
I've known Felicia since working as her (Unpaid) VFX Supervisor for Season 2 of "The Guild".
It just boggles the mind that someone who has built a self-described "Multi-million dollar empire" on the backs of unpaid labor can whine, bitch, and moan about how unfair she has been treated by everyone from the TV and Gaming Industries to the many fans (and former labor and talent) who have been burned by her strident over-stated sense of, I don't know, self.
In one chapter she goes from talking about how George Ruiz, her then agent, secured the Microsoft deal for "The Guild" that would allow her to keep full ownership of Intellectual Property rights for the show while having all production costs (plus some) paid by Microsoft in exchange for a first-play exclusive on XBox,, then announcing on every platform, from Late Night TV to every Podcast she could book, that this signaled a new day for creators who now would be compensated fairly while not being stripped of ownership of their work.
Fast forward to 2015ish, when she launched a vlog series of young creators who were expected, by Felicia, along with her co-producers Sherri and Kim, sign away all ownership to their work in perpetuity.
At one point she comments that she was proud that nobody working on The Guild Season Two would go unpaid. Hah! I'm calling Shenanigans there.
At the time the Microsoft Negotiations were going on, I was working through a three-week hiatus from my day job at a major VFX studio in the Bay Area, which extended from 3-weeks of 13 hour days to several weeks of after-work overtime to finish the big effects sequence at the end of the Season Finale where Codex dies a Warcraft-like death at the site of Zaboo making out with another girl.
My compensation?
A DVD signed by the principal cast, while everyone on set got paid... Not a lot, but it was cash $US.
Felicia recognizes that her neuroses and various mental health disorders drives her neurotic behavior and has caused damage to key relationships, like the rift that arose between Felicia and her producing Partner Kim Evey Benson, during the early days of Geek & Sundry.
At the same time I feel disabused, as many of Felicia Day's former "volunteers" (who had no idea we were signing on to something that was going to make Felicia and her "Key People" good money, I also feel sorry for Felicia, as she is lost in her own world of Pop Culture issues and squeezing every drop of blood from anyone who will help her.
Felicia quotes the often misattributed statement, "The only thing necessary for Evil to succeed is for good men (and women) to do nothing, yet she will burn anyone who stands up to her, or her equally morally-bereft and ethically bankrupt D-List Hollyweird fans.
She neglects to mention facts like her Director and Editor for Season 2-5 of the Guild wound up homeless and destitute after leaving Geek & Sundry.
Meanwhile, Kim, Sherri, and Felicia set up multiple shell companies to avoid/evade paying union benefits to anyone but their "preferred" talent.
Thanks for the memories, Felicia, oh, and for the two lunches and DVD... The DVD is going on eBay with the rest of my "The Guild" swag, as Disability isn't paying the bills, and I need to cash in on the only benefits I received from helping you build your Flagship product. More in depth on dougluberts.com later...
LOST WEB SERIES: 2HotGirlsInTheShower (2007-2011)
I PROMISE this isn't porn!!!
Kim Evey (Almost Live!) and Julie Wittner (alot), ran a youtube channel called "LKGProductions", associated with "mediocrefilms". From 2007-2011, they ran a web series called "2 Hot Girls in the Shower"
In 2012/2013, the YouTube channel would be renamed to "Ask 2 Hot Girls" to promote their tumblr ask blog.
Some time around 2015, the channel name was reverted back to LKGProductions but with a new profile picture and banner, scrubbing all mention of 2HG
All the videos are gone from the page too. A Playlist I found has all the thumbnails and the videos say "unlisted" but they also aren't viewable
All we got left of this 42 Episode saga is a behind the scenes video, and 1 reupload
Coincidentally, in 2013 (the year that 2HG seemed to stop doing new things), their partner/parent studio Mediocre Films (run by Kim Evey's husband, Greg) had a whole situation with this other popular web series they started in the same year as 2HG)
https://lostmediawiki.com/Retarded_Policeman_(partially_lost_YouTube_web_series;_2007-2012)
Y'know what, I'm glad that didn't embed properly
4:58 Jam Session!
The Geek A Week trading card of new media producer Kim Evey! See her trading card, hear her podcast and see her speed drawing video right here!
The Geek A Week Speed Painting video of new media producer Kim Evey. If you like my speed paints, support me on Patreon!
Comedy Month kicks off with the Geek A Week podcast with new media producer Kim Evey!
I've got a new live show and podcast in Los Angeles all about fulfilling comedy fantasies!
First show is Sunday, Sept 14th, 8 pm at The Complex in Hollywood with special guests Kim Evey (The Guild, Geek & Sundry) and Greg Benson (Mediocre Films)!
Tickets are available now! Full info below!
WHAT: Comedy dreams come true in this live show and podcast hosted by comedian/writer Joseph Scrimshaw (Wits, RiffTrax, WTFark)! Each show, Joseph and his special guests perform sketches and bits based on the guests’ unfulfilled comedy dreams—playing a vampire, a plumber, doing a love scene between a vampire and a plumber—whatever their hearts desire! A comedy cocktail of stand-up, sketch, and spontaneous shenanigans. Fulfill your humor fantasies! WHO: Hosted by Joseph Scrimshaw Each show features several guest comedians/actors/cool people WHERE: The Complex in Hollywood (Dorie or Ruby Theater depending on the date) 6476 Santa Monica Boulevard Hollywood, CA 90038 WHEN: Sunday, September 14th Featuring the comedy fantasies of special guests Kim Evey (The Guild, Geek & Sundry) and Greg Benson (Mediocre Films)! Monday, October 20th Special guests TBA! Monday, November 17th Special guests TBA! All shows at 8 pm (7:30 pm doors) Snacks and drinks available for purchase! HOW MUCH: $6 in advance $8 at the door Get reservations now at http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/842589 ABOUT JOSEPH SCRIMSHAW: Joseph Scrimshaw is a comedian, writer, and squirrel enthusiast once described by a fan on Twitter as “geek flavored.” His writing credits include the movie riffing site RiffTrax, the radio show Wits, and episodes of Getting On With James Urbaniak. As a comedian, Joseph has performed stand-up, sketch, and improv at the San Francisco SketchFest, Chicago Improv Festival, Minnesota Fringe, Jonathan Coulton’s JoCoCruiseCrazy, as well as conventions, bars, and festivals all over the country. His latest comedy album, Flaw Fest, was released in November 2013. In his free time, Joseph wastes all his free time tweeting about not having enough free time. For more info, visit Joseph’s website at http://www.josephscrimshaw.com/