"I'm still a bachelorette and you're not so STFU" party
Duh.
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"I'm still a bachelorette and you're not so STFU" party
Duh.
FOURTH OF JULY DARTY!
Okay I'm just really excited about this.
High school party
With Smirnoff Ice and Mike's Hard and screwdrivers and poor choices.
Watch us make these shots: http://youtu.be/tdVptFnPLjU 4TH OF JULY CAKE VODKA MILKSHAKES 3 oz. (90ml) Cake Vodka 3 Cups Vanilla Ice Cream Red Food...
Yum.
HOLY TITFUCK.
Can we also talk about the picture for this blog?
Like wut.
Drunk mall trip
Aeg brought it up again while I was visiting her... eh?
"I'm not having a baby" shower
I'm not exactly sure what this would entail yet, besides cheersing to not having a baby every five minutes, but the possibilities are endless... and it's a marvelous way of celebrating how fabulous we are :-P