"I'm still a bachelorette and you're not so STFU" party
Duh.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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we're not kids anymore.
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"I'm still a bachelorette and you're not so STFU" party
Duh.
Party Like Itâs 1776 Party Cup
I LOVE THESE.
FOURTH OF JULY DARTY!
Okay I'm just really excited about this.
High school party
With Smirnoff Ice and Mike's Hard and screwdrivers and poor choices.
Christmas plans sortedâŠ
Oh my God yes.
Watch us make these shots: http://youtu.be/tdVptFnPLjU 4TH OF JULY CAKE VODKA MILKSHAKES 3 oz. (90ml) Cake Vodka 3 Cups Vanilla Ice Cream Red Food...
Yum.
HOLY TITFUCK.
Can we also talk about the picture for this blog?
Like wut.
Pink Lemonade Party Baby
LET'S MAKE THESE.
Drunk mall trip
Aeg brought it up again while I was visiting her... eh?
Things I Must Do This Summer
But probably no way in hell is this going to happen
1- Go to a rooftop bar after work and meet up with three of my closest female friends. I will be wearing one of those light shifty dresses with almost no stains, the kind that blows in the breeze and is gently floral. âAnnnnn Taylorrrrâ the wind will whisper. I will only order one drink and it will be a European beer that smells like grapefruit and whatever âenjoy responsiblyâtastes like. My friends and I will get rosy-cheeked (NOT drunk) as we pull brand new Clinique lip-glosses out of our large white leather purses and the sweat that drips out of us will smell like freesia. Hahahaha our laughs will tinkle in the falling sunlight.
2- Have the kind of bbq party where beer pong is not played. Maybe one that has lantern lights, very âthat scene in 500 Days of Summerâ but with less âGIRLS SUCK, HUHâ and you would naturally replace JGL with turkey burgers and grilled zucchini. The dip wouldnât get smeared all over tables. Nobody would piss in the backyard. Not one person would piss in the backyard, all the piss would be replaced with âI must have this quinoa recipeâand âpass the Cava sparkler.â
3- Go to the beach in an outing where I donât burn the fuck out of my lower body because sand is literally just fire rocks in the summer. Instead, I will wear a retro bikini and get a perfectly safe and SPF-d tan that accentuates my hot pink nails on many an Instagram filter
4- Buy an air conditioner and not die
5- Find the perfect pair of denim shorts that a) donât ride up my ass b) show off my privates when I am sitting open-legged like the toddler I am c) never need to be washed ever
6- Accomplish âbeach wavesâ and not âhaha that poor girl had salt poured in her hair and now I guess small invisible animals are attempting to dreadlock itâ
7- Eat ice cream like a human being instead of smearing it all over my hands in some sort of weird scene from my new movie Planet of the Apes 4: We Are The Apes directed by Tim Burton
8- Walk from my door to any other place nearby and not cause a physical stink from my odor and sweat
9- Restrain myself from attacking people who wear really ornate sandals with kitten heels
10- Stop wearing so much eyeliner it doesnât make sense in this weather
11- Listen to LFOâs Summertime
12- Get outside the house and enjoy the weather, not just another incessant television marathon peppered with drool over the internet
13-Go to a food festival in Brooklyn. Eat a lobster roll, four pork rolls, a fried chicken sandwich, ramen, food trend, taco, food trend, food trend, eat this miso you bitch, locavore, farm-to-table, look at this guy with a cool pig tattoo, drive away with a food truck, artisanal, SLAW, artisanal slaw, I will eat you all and despair
14-Romantic exotic beach date with blue water and my sweet pieceâoâpie while I drink pina coladas and bloat on a Caribbean Island like a whale but HEY I donât have any MONEY guess itâs Coney Island
15- Ride a rollercoaster with my hands up smiling and not praying to a sweet God for relief and also how I want to keep my hands
16- Find the ice cream truck, dispose of the ice cream truck and its incessant jingly death music
17-Become a firework, baby Iâm a firework or whatever song Katy Perry releases this summer that I can desire to stop listening to but never can
18-Read all the books in the WORLD or at least think of one I actually wanted to read and now cannot remember the title of
19-Go on a juice-and-mini-bagel-and-other-foods-fast to get a bikini body, which I get by putting on a bikini and feeling really NICE about the whole thing. FEEL GOOD FEEL GOOD (EAT SALAD SOMETIMES) FEEL GOOD STOP POURING HATERADE ON YOUR NICE BODY.
20-Go to baseball games and PAY ATTENTION to things around me other than the beer
21-Have an adventure that involves: putting hand out of window, new sunglasses, something eaten on a stick, moonlight, Polaroids. Does NOT involve: roadkill, guy with hook who will forever know what I did last summer, jellyfish, dirty roadside bathrooms, Instagram
Not necessarily shitshow ideas but I still find it pretty hilarious. Also WE NEED TO BRING THIS BLOG BACK. SUMMER IS COMING!
Hot To Make Red Bull Jell-O Shots of the Day: Please share only on a need-to-know basis. [daps]
Uhhh... yes.
Drinking Game of the Day: Thanks to Tumblr, thereâs a new drinking game in town. The rules couldnât be more simple. [buzzfeed]
WE NEED TO DO THIS.
OH MY GOD!
The Scott Pilgrim drinking game is only for those who kick ass. Also, I feel like it's the kind of thing where you set aside a night where that's all you drink. It's not an impromptu, we're-already-drunk-so-let's-play-a-game type thing.
Sooo, I just read the Scott Pilgrim Drinking Challenge properly...
Is it humanly possible to survive?
That's me as an overly made-up todder vomitting everywhere. Cute, right? :-P but seriously, it seems a little terrifying...
How to play:Â Put in your Scott Pilgrim DVD, Blu-Ray, or whatever you use to watch it. Each drink is meant to be consumed after an ex is defeated. You can either mix drinks before hand, or after youâre finished your current if youâre short on glasses. Overall, the containers needed would be:
4 Shot Glasses
2 Drinking Glasses
1 Double Shot Glass
You can get away with having one of each as well, just making it easier I guess. :P
So onto the drinks.
Matthew Patel - The Fireball
Captain Morganâs.
Top with Bacardi 151
CAUTION! : This shot, CAN be lit on fire. If you decide to do so BE CAREFUL. Originally we had it in the recipe that they needed to be lit, but we had a BIG issue putting them out. For this reason, I heavily advise NOT TO IGNIGHT YOUR SHOT UNLESS YOU ARE 100% SURE OF WHAT YOUâRE DOING!
Lucas Lee - The Grind
Shot of Jagermeister
Cup of Red Bull (We used NOS, but traditionally these are done with Redbull)
When Lucas Lee gets on the rail, drop the shot glass into the redbull, and chug. If you donât finish it by the time heâs KOâd, you need to start over.
Todd Ingram - Fair Trade Blend with Soy Milk
1 shot of Vodka
1 shot of Baileyâs
1 shot of Kahlua
Mix in Silk Soy Milk. (Chocolate if you want it to look like Coffee)
Roxy Richter - The Sexy Phase
1/2 shot of Buttershots
1/2 shot of Baileyâs
Ken and Kyle Katayanagi - The Twin Dragons
1 shot Momokawa Diamond
1 shot Momokawa Pearl
Layer the 2 on top of one and other in a double shot glass.
Gideon Gordon Graves - GGG Bomb
1/2 shot Grey Goose Vodka
1/2 shot Goldschlager
Drinks created and photographed by AGirlWithHairLikeThis.