#kinda funny!

[rougvoid]

we have. *does a mini headcount* all the strilondes (mself included), jakey, aradia, karkat, and john. and its rlly funny. bc most of us are splitrojects so. one of us starts hs shifting most evrryone else starts visibly following liks ducks

[bpdohwhatajoy]

Brain: they only talk about themselves

Bpd: they’re choosing *me* to talk about themselves with😍

Brain: you’re not special it’s because they know you’ll listen and put up with their self absorbed shit because no one else will

Bpd: they choose me to put up with their shit😍

[bumpscosity]

This just in: my grandma is the funniest person alive

[confidentlylostintranslation]

Oh my looorrrrd. Lmfao. My friends girlfriend was texting me from his phone, and I just knew it wasnt him but went along with it anyways. Oh man, I hope I don't start drama with the baby mama!

[paintobsessed-blog]

yeah so he jumped rounder than I was expecting and my leg is crap so lost my stirrups.  and what you cant see is I did sit up but couldnt get my stirrups and then he started hopping so instead of having a bad fall i just hopped off! lol oh well

[besidethepoynt]

Irrational fear => Irrational solution!

A while back I watched a scary movie and I was convinced my room was haunted for at least a month. I told one of my friends about it, and he said something that got me thinking. I ultimately realized that there was actually nothing to worry about. Here's why: The majority of the ghost's generation (while living) was probably not very accepting of people who were transgender, or anything having to do with expressing sexuality. The thought of a person who was trans in a sexual context was probably incomprehensible to their ignorant minds. So! Assuming he held those common views... If he has been in there this whole time, then I'm sure he has already poked out his eyes (or worse) by now. There is no telling all the "stuff" he has seen go on in that room! ; ) See? No problem at all really!!! Irrational fear irrationally explained away! Hahaha!!!! The sad part is that this is my 100% true thought process, lol!