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This is in no way a dick measuring contest. I specifically avoided that kind of contest–I mean, not for any apparent reason or anything!

‘Dwight Fairfield you do not need to engage in dick measuring contests of any kind even if it’s a tamer version like this.’

#kindredbond #dwight she knows its ok #and she doesnt like u any less

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"You're not the Kool-Aid man!"

...?

Just kind of stares at the NERD with a questioning, yet a pique look in his eye. The Kool-Aid man--? He faintly remembers that character from his childhood, but nevertheless he didn’t CARE. Jason was going to burst through any door, wall, or window he pleased if it meant capturing his PREY.

#kindredbond #bitch he might be #u don't know #▽ ·· ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴs ﹙ ic. ﹚#▽ ·· v;;﹙ ᴛʙᴅ. ﹚

"I'm sorry, but the survivor council has agreed that you do not deserve a buff, and we will be making our case known to the Entity with a secret weapon to success: flow-charts!"

The Wraith seemed to be actually listening with interest, head on a tilt and finger tapping the bottom of this lip, it seems a rarity that he would actually listen to the tales of if enemies. With two long strides he closes the distance between them, purposefully forcing Dwight to tilt is up high to keep looking at the killer. “Youa fo’getting one ding.” With a swift CRACK, the Wraith slaps the leader across his face with enough force to send him wobbling backward. “You think I give a fuck about you Damned think of me. Even if you escape me it does not mean you won’t be caught by anotha.”

“Besides” The Wraith stands a bit taller a slight glimmer in his reflective eyes. “Shouldn’t you be mo’e concaned wid da traitoa in youa midst.”

#kindredbond #frack off #I can still devour hope mori everyone in rank 14 #thats all I need

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/if 72 dickery is channeled through claudott, does that mean bahroo is channeled through dwightknight?

(I mean we both know we’d rather have it be the son pipkippy but bahroo does have the dwight cosmetic so i guess so LOL

#kindredbond #|☾|: 𝒪𝓊𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉𝑒𝓇 ⁽ᵖʳᶤᶰᶜᵉ ᵐᵉᵐᵉ⁾

"Hold on. You've got something on your--there." The tip of his tie isn't much of a napkin, but it's all he has to mop at the smudge on her glasses. "No wait, I think I made it worse, actually." Worse as in now there's a streak of generator grease griming up her left frame. "I mean--everything is under control." Is what he would say with a little more confidence if the Kleenex he pulled out of his pocket protector wasn't splotched with blood from his last nose bleed. "OK, now it's a disaster."

She’s not as reliant on the strength of her glasses to show her way through the fog in comparison to Dwight which is why she’s almost completely forgotten the smudge marking up the lens of her glasses. She lets him fiddle with the print, cracking a smile and quietly laughing as it doesn’t turn out exactly as planned with a grease stain now accompanying the previous stain. ‘It’s okay i’ll just use my shirt.’ As she pulls the blue frames away from her face to clean them off, it’s going to be difficult to get off a grease stain with just the cotton fabric she wore but she’d make due with it.