a king with knismo that thinks his jester won’t be funny anymore if he doesn’t tie her to the bed and tickle her for hours every day 🤝 a jester that is embarrassed to admit that she doesn’t need it at all and is just desperately in love with it
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Ch 1/? (Probably 3)
In which Izuku gets curious, and calls Katsuki for "help".
Tagged: blatant misuse of pharmaceuticals, Bakugou Katsuki is bad at feelings, Midoriya Izuku has a big dick, oral sex, anal sex, orgasm edging, overstimulation
"...You fucking idiot. That Vi-gro shit needs a prescription; how did Dunceface even get his hands on something like that?" Deku starts to answer, but Bakugou cuts him off, "That's rhetorical, dumbass. I don't give a fuck what that moron does with his dick."
"Oh," Izuku finally focuses up long enough to realize: "Kacchan is...mad that I called. I see." He makes a face, something Katsuki can't decipher, every emotion in his green head flitting across his eyes in seconds. "That's okay, Kacchan. You can go home. I'll......cope."
Again, Bakugou's brain provides only static.
"Idiot. I'm not mad that you called."
Sorry! No spoilers. I will allow you to draw your own conclusions.
I will say a random ask about the King is making my day. Glad there are still those out there reading it and loving it. @cherikyassss and I still very much plan to continue it as my ridiculous brain allows.
I’ll tell ya right up front here, tomorrow is a very iffy thing on the SM chapter update. I’m trying my best, but my schedule got flipflopped for the weekend and I honestly don’t know from one minute to the next what’s going to be going on today and this evening. It’s currently raining, so the outdoor event we’d planned to go to is on hold, but if the rain stops we’ll be heading out to that. In the meantime, there’s a husband in the house, mopey and bored and yelling “Hey honey?? Where is - (insert whatever happens to be right in front of him at the moment)” every ten minutes. So...not conducive to finishing that chapter, especially the part that I’m trying to work on.
Because yes, it’s smut. You’ll know things didn’t go my way if the narrative ends up being “But I really didn’t feel like it, so I told King to bugger off and have a wank in the bathroom.”
Right now it’s looking like that lol
However, the good news is that I’m only about 600 words shy of wordcount goal if I don’t start messing with what’s already completed, and once the three existing segments are stitched together this thing might be ready to go. *Might*. We’ll see.
Another good thing is that I’m hearing a guitar from the other end of the house, which means my hairier half (I refuse to call him ‘better’ lol) has found something to busy himself with. Hallelujah.
So - tentative regular update time tomorrow, with a big asterisk beside it for extenuating circumstances and an advance apology if it ends up being later. Tonight looks like a good bet for getting in a couple of hours at the keyboard, so there’s that in our favor. If it’s done tonight, look for it early in the day Sunday as usual. If it’s not up at normal time, keep watching, it’ll be up at some point during the day or early evening.
The other stuff is about the same - Wednesday regular update time for Jack Montague, with a chapter that’s already mostly completed so that’s a definite. We get to see Thor and Loki having dinner together at Marciano’s and then interrogate a hunter in lieu of dessert. Oh, and Jack’s other name gets said out loud. Loki’s head explodes. High drama. Thor confused. The usual stuff.
Chemical is slowly making its way toward being done, so look for chapter 57 in the next couple of weeks. High smut. Like, so high I got a nosebleed. It’s the stuff you’ve been waiting for :)
And last night I actually got a little bit of an urge to open Sunflower (thank you @marvelousmissfit for the video, it made me tear up and realize how much I miss those two sweeties). So, you know...that could happen soon, maybe-ish. Chloe’s recovery, Tommy’s caregiving, and *gasp!* a relative that isn’t Amy. Should be fun, for everyone except Tommy :P
Gonna try to work on SM now...send me Asks if you like, I usually work better if I have something to make my brain shift gears every now and then.
Umi can’t believe what she’s actually doing.
Yesterday, she vividly remembered herself saying that this is such a waste of time. Yet here she is, in the middle of the afternoon, trying to look for one.
She held her phone and focused it’s camera on the road, ignoring the heat and the unnecessary noises of the small crowd, she sighed and turned right at the next intersection. Her phone vibrated slightly, and a pair of white doll shoes and smooth-looking legs were on her screen. She slowly made her phone face up and kept her eyes glued to the screen. Feeling two hundred times hotter than earlier, she saw the most beautiful face in the screen of her phone.
A legendary pokemon. Is there a goddess type?
Then the beautiful girl in front of her giggled and it left Umi thinking, “Does other pokemon have a heavenly sound effect like this?”
“Oh!! Umi-chan!! What are you doing here?” A loud, cheerful voice made her snap from her trance, “Are you okay???” Honoka inquires, noticing the redness of her friend’s face.
Though wondering if Umi is still sick, Honoka continued on speaking, “Oh so you’ve met Kotori-chan! She’s helping me catch some pokemons! Ehehe~!” Then her face turned to a questioning one, “Why are you outside though? Aren’t you supposed to be, uh, studying or something??”
“P-pokemon..” Umi mumbled, her brain’s still short circuiting on the sudden turn of events,
“You’re playing Pokemon GO too?!? Knew it!!! Rin-chan owe me 10!!! Nice!!” Honoka fist-pumped then turned to Kotori, “Ah, Kotori-chan, this is Umi-chan, she’s my friend since birth,” Honoka said gesturing to Umi,
“A-ah, I’m S-sonoda Umi, n-nice meeting y-you,” ‘legenday pokemon‘ Umi added to herself, and held out her hand in which the legendary pokemon held and shook it and said with her oh-so-lovely voice (shut-up inner Umi), “I’m Minami Kotori, nice to meet you too, Sonoda-san!”
Honoka watched the whole scene, grinning so widely, she coughed to get their attention, “Uh, so Umi-chan Pokemon GO huh?” wiggling her eyebrows at Umi and suddenly a bright idea came to her head. She slung her arm around Kotori’s shoulders and said, “Kotori-chan, you really need to download the app now because you have some catching to do,” She winked at Umi and started walking away while slightly dragging Kotori.
Too flustered to speak Umi thought loudly,
“How many pokeballs does it take to capture a legendary pokemon?”
--
It was very intense.
“K-Kotori,” Umi’s hoarse voice was heard, “C-can I ho-hold your hand?”
Kotori examined Umi’s obviously sweating figure. She look at the quivering girl’s eyes and saw fear. She smiled slyly and offered her left hand, “Sure, Umi-chan.”
As Kotori held the shaking girl’s quivering hand, Umi asked, “D-Do w-we really have to do this?”
“Yep!”
“Oh...O-Okay...”
Umi’s breathing got heavier every second. She can feel the cool air but it still felt too hot for her. This is too much. Too many emotions she can feel. She’s nervous, tense, anxious, uneasy, scared, but most of all, she’s excited. With her eyes fixated in front of her, she gulped, “K-Kotori, I really don’t th-think I can do this!”
Kotori looked at her lover, lips forming a straight line, “Well you can’t back out now, Umi-chan...” then her lips formed a mischievous smile, “Umi-chan, get ready!!”
“Eh? W-wait, I’m not ready yet!!” Umi’s right hand grasped Kotori’s tightly, making the latter cringe a little, “W-Wait!!!”
And then it goes down.
“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!”
“So how was it?” Kotori asked her panting partner as she rubbed the other’s back to calm her down.
Breathless, Umi said, “I’m not going to ride that roller coaster ever again!”
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Summary: Will a single piece of paper lead you to your happy ever after?
Alternative Summary: Umi is a cockblocker lmao
Pairings: Tsubasa/Honoka, fatherly Umi/Honoka, Erena/Tsubasa/Anju friendship, Umi/Kotori if you squint, fatherly Eli/Muse, Eli/Nozomi.
Author’s Note: First Tsubahono fic soo it’s really hard to make q w q. Sorry if it’s OOC…. Also, in this fic, the 1st years just graduated from Otonoki and μ's decided to become a professional idol group and so they lived at a same house. Requested by ChiPee21 (hope you like this :DD)
And, daddy jeorge, joke lang yung may mamamatay. Wala talagang mahuhulog sa bangin dito xD Masaya sila pramis. ((Ginawa ko na silang masaya kasi puro ‘congrats‘ lang yung nirereply ko sayo xD bawi ko na to ahahaha xD))
Enjoy~
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Tsubasa sighed as she sat on a bench in the park. ‘What should I do’ she thought, ‘Kousaka-san probably doesn’t like me’
‘AHHHHHHHH’ she scream internally, ‘but I really, really, really like her!!’
“What should I doooooo??!?!?!”
Suddenly, a paper smacked her right in the face, covering her vision. “What the hell” she muttered, peeling the paper out of her face. Seeing that the paper is like a hundred thousand year old (or maybe it’s just a type of paper? She doesn’t know.) But still the text written is readable.
“How to make a lady (like) love you” Tsubasa read the neatly written characters, with her eyes brimming with happiness. Is this a fraud? Should I do this? It won’t hurt to try isn’t it??
Step 1: Bring her flowers.
‘Easy step,’ Tsubasa confidently said in her thoughts. As she made her way to the nearby flower shop with her disguise, she bought many, many, many roses for Honoka. ‘I sure hope Kousaka-san will like these’ she thought, ‘Ohh...what if she doesn’t? Will she hate me? Ughh‘
Every meter she came close to the μ's household, she became extremely nervous. ‘Did my confidence just died?‘ she thought, gripping the wheel, ‘Come on, Tsubasa, you’ve already held her hand. You can do this.’
She stopped the car. She settled the roses in front of the home of μ's. Hearing some noises inside, she’s relieved that she wasn’t heard by any of the members. She readied herself for ringing the doorbell. ‘I can do this’ she encouraged herself. Taking a deep breath, she pushed the button. The voices stopped inside, and then a bubbly voice said, “I’ll get the door!”
And when the door opened, Honoka stood there, she saw Tsubasa carrying a bouquet of roses, and other bouquets behind her.
“F-fo-for y-you...” Tsubasa mumbled, as she gave the bouquet.
Honoka stared at her for some seconds, quietly taking in everything but then,
“ACHOO!”
“Honoka what’s the problem--OH MY GOD THROW THAT ROSES AWAY!!!” A frantic Umi came beside Honoka to snatch the bouquet and look (read: glare) at Tsubasa, “ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL HER?!”
“Ah.. No. No!! I didn’t mean to--” Tsubasa tried to retort,
“Get out!” Umi said as she slammed the door.
Tsubasa stared at the door for some seconds as her mind slowly processing everything.
‘Damn it’ she thought, ‘I didn’t know she’s allergic to roses’
Step 2: Cook her favorite food.
Tsubasa hummed as she walked on the busy streets of Akihabara looking for a bakeshop since she can’t bake. Seeing the bakeshop, Tsubasa walked to it and bought many, many, many, many melon bread. ‘The bread that Kousaka-san always eats during lunch back at high school‘ she thought, ‘N-Not that I’m stalking her though!’.
Scared of being seen by Umi again, Tsubasa left the basket full of melon bread in their doorstep then rang the doorbell and ran away as fast as she could. Though, she hid in the nearby wall to see if Honoka received it.
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Honoka heard the doorbell and got up to answer the door. And when she did, she saw heaven...
Inside a beautifully woven object that was used to make holding many things easier, was the most gorgeous sight she’d ever seen. It’s her....precious....
“MELON BREAD!!” she screamed delightedly, grabbing the basket eagerly, her stomach grumbling with hungriness (and was that her mouth drooling?!).
Then she noticed a white paper tucked in between two of the melon breads, “Hope you liked the gift, Kousaka-san” Honoka read out loud, her eyes brimming with happiness.
She walked inside their home and skipped to the kitchen with hugging the basket full of melon breads. And then she.... felt a strong, menacing aura behind her...
“U-U-Um-Umi-chan...” she said while turning around, she hid the basket in her back. She saw an enraged and furious Umi giving her the most menacing glare ever.
Umi smiled the way that made her look like some kind of a witch, “Honoka.” She said with tenderness, sending chills to Honoka’s spine, “I thought we agreed that you’ll be going in a diet.”
Honoka smiled sheepishly (although she’s praying for help in the inside), “Ehehehe....Umi-chan,” she gulped, “Y-yes we did, huh?”
“You haven’t forgotten right?”
“O-o-of c-course not!!” Honoka said nervously, fearing what would happen if she choose the wrong answer.
Umi smiled more, “So can you explain the basket behind your back?” she asked.
Panicking, Honoka looked for excuses but, “I-I-It’s d-definitely not b-bread!!!!”
‘Crap!’
Umi’s eyes became more vicious and murderous as her smile was replaced by an angry scowl that made Honoka want to go away and hide in another country. Oh how she wish that Kotori will be here. “Give it to me.” she ordered, glaring at the shorter girl.
Honoka thought twice. Giving Umi the basket of her heaven and be alive or not giving Umi the basket of her heaven and die?
It was a tear-worthy moment.
‘It was nice to see you, many melon bread-san, I wish to see you again in the future‘
Umi immediately yanked the basket from Honoka’s hands and shoved it down the trash.
Step 3: Compliment her.
Tsubasa thought of ways how to compliment Honoka without distractions as she sat on her couch. Her eyes fell to the phone in her little coffee table. She quickly grabbed it because she just had the best idea for the step. She tapped and tapped until she got to her contacts lists, ‘Thank God, I saved her number’ she thought. She typed, “Kousaka-san, you look beautiful today!” and pressed send. ‘Isn’t that kinda weird to just receive it from me out of nowhere? Hm...’
After a few seconds, her phone lit up, “Eh??? Tsubasa-chan? Did you see me?”
Tsubasa immediately tapped reply and type out her response, “Ah.. no... I ... was just....uhm... trying to compliment ... you” Tsubasa blushed when she typed it, ‘Am I being too creepy?’
“Oh!! So that’s why!! Thank you, Tsubasa-chan!!” a reply was received after a few minutes.
Squeezing every bit of her courage, Tsubasa typed, “Kousaka-san, can I call you?”
“Sure!!!”
After a few rings, “Kou—“
“HELLO!! TSUBASA-CHAN!!” A loud cheerful voice was heard in the other line. Tsubasa smiled at this, she always loved the cheerful side of Honoka.
“Good Afternoon, Kousaka-san” she said warmly, trying not to sound nervous.
“HO-NO-KA”
“Eh??” Tsubasa was confused on what Honoka was talking about.
“You can call me Honoka, Tsubasa-chan.”
“.......” Tsubasa didn’t know what to say, she’s too nervous for this, “H-Ho-Honoka-san?”
“CHAN!!!!”
“H-Honoka-chan!!” Tsubasa said awkwardly, not even believing that she called her crush by her first name.
“That’s Grea—HONOKA!!!” a sudden deep voice was heard on the line, “What are you doing!? The Printemps’ break ended 2 minutes ago!! Who are you talking on your phone!?”
“Ehhh!! Umi-chan!!” Tsubasa heard Honoka complain, “Give me your phone!”
“Hello. Please know that calling our group mates during our practice sessions is forbidden. Goodbye.”
Then the call ended.
‘What the hell did just happen?’
Step 4: Serenade her.
This is, by far, the most romantic thing in this list but Tsubasa hated this. Especially when Honoka’s father is in the same home.
Also, this time, Tsubasa have back-ups, namely Anju and Erena.
“Why do we have to do this again?” Erena boredly asked, itching to throw the heavy guitar in her shoulders.
“Oh come on, just help this once okay?” Tsubasa pleaded as they settled their things in front of μ's home.
Tsubasa picked up a pebble and aimed it at Honoka’s window, ignoring the protests of Erena (“Are you seriously going to throw that!?”) and throw.
It made contact but not loud enough to make Honoka get up on her bed. Anju gave Tsubasa a bigger pebble and aimed, (“No, seriously. You’re really going to throw that!?”) but Tsubasa already threw the rock and it almost broke the window. But nonetheless, it didn’t make the desired effect.
So now, Tsubasa picked up a much bigger rock (“ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!”) Aiming it directly at the window, she was about to throw it when Erena smacked her head, which made her dropping the rock to the solid ground.
“You retard. Just give her a call, will you!?” Erena glared at her with disbelief.
Tsubasa looked at her thoughtfully, blinking, “Oh you’re right.”
“Seriously?!”
Ignoring the comment, Tsubasa fished her phone out of her pocket and dialed Honoka’s number. After many rings, a groggy voice answered, “ug...hello?”
“Honoka-chan please take a look outside your window...”
A series of thumps and ‘ouch’ were heard through the phone, and then the window opened wildly, revealing a messy Honoka. Tsubasa found this endearing though Erena and Anju can’t say the same.
“TSUBA--”
“Ssshh!!” Tsubasa put up her index finger between her lips, silencing Honoka. She gazed at Erena and Anju to signal that they were starting.
The two nodded.
Tsubasa looked at Honoka’s eyes, “For you,” she said and strummed her guitar.
She was about to sing but then-- “HONOKA!!!!!!”
“Eeeeeeeek! Umi-chan!” Honoka squeaked out, as Umi slammed her door open while shouting her name.
“Why are you still awake in this time of the night!?” Umi said as she glared at the fidgeting girl at the window. Although for Honoka, she was thinking of jumping through it so she could escape Umi. “Are you talking to someone?! Who is it--” Umi walked to the window and saw Tsubasa’s group, “YOU!!” she angrily glared at Tsubasa, “That’s it! I’m going to call the police!”
Honoka gaped at her, “Tsubasa-chan! Run!” she shouted to Tsubasa that frantically ran away with her members.
Step 5: Go out with her.
Tsubasa paled at the written words. ‘Go out with her?!’ she screamed internally, ‘This is too much!! This... Ugh...’ She stared at the phone in her hand. ‘Guess a dinner won’t hurt right?‘
She nervously tapped Honoka’s name at the messaging app. ‘Honoka-chan, can we go out tonight?’ she typed, ‘No, no, no. Too forward.’ she thought, “Honoka-chan, will you let me take you out for a dinner tonight?” she typed again, ‘Too formal.‘ she said in her mind,
“Hey, want to go out for a dinner?” ‘too casual.’
“Want to go out?” ‘too creepy’
“Let’s go out?” ‘ugh no.’
“Honoka-chan, do you want to go out for a dinner tonight?”
Tsubasa stared at her phone. ‘That sounds good yes, but it’s missing...something’ she thought. Just as she was about to delete the typed text, she accidentally tapped send. ‘CRAP’ she panicked. ‘Oh my God. Help me.’
Meanwhile, Honoka is in the middle of reading her shoujo manga when her phone lit up beside her.
“Honoka-chan, do you want to go out for a dinner tonight?” is what it said.
Blood rushed to Honoka’s face, ‘A DATE!?!?!’ she internally screamed. She steadied her breathing when she tried not to answer as fast as a crazy fangirl that received a text from her favorite idol (read: she is.), “Sure!!”
A few seconds later, she received a reply, “Great! I’ll pick you up at 6pm! It’s a date!” Honoka’s blue eyes widen at the text message and her jaw dropped on the floor. ‘IT’S A DATE. A DATE. OH MY GOD!’ She hurriedly stood up from her bed, her shoujo manga laid forgotten, and ran towards her door--not before stumbling at some of her misplaced things.
“KOTORI-CHAN!!!!!! I NEED YOUR HELP!!!”
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Tsubasa got out of her car, not before taking a last look at herself in the side mirror. Deciding that she looks good enough, she turned around and saw the house of muse. She exhales, afterwards taking a deep breath to calm her beating heart. She rang the door bell and prepared for the worst.
After some seconds the door opened, Tsubasa saw Maki boredly gazing at her, already expecting her.
Maki sighed and stared at her with no hint of happiness, “Come in.” and left Tsubasa at her incoming death.
When Tsubasa got in the living room, she was surprised. Actually, she was very, very much shocked to see the members of muse waiting for her. Rin was sitting at the sofa with her legs wide open and glaring at her (though it looked quite adorable), Hanayo was on Rin’s side glaring also at her (more like pouting or admiring her? Tsubasa can’t tell), Nico was sitting at a step of the stairs gazing at her admirably (And is that Maki pulling her? How did she got there?). Lastly, there was the 2nd years—more like former 2nd years. Umi was sitting in the middle of the three with Kotori holding her hand tenderly (more like restraining her to jump at Tsubasa and beat the hell out of her.) And there was Honoka. Red-faced and sitting quietly at her chair, wearing a beautiful dress that hugged her curves, and she’s .... very..... beautiful.
“8PM.” Umi said sternly, obviously controlling herself not to lunge at Tsubasa.
“Eh? But that’s--”
“Umi-chan!!” Honoka said, disbelief is clear in her face, “That’s too--”
“Umi-chan, that’s too much!!” Kotori interrupted, looking at Umi with a cute pout, hoping to help her childhood friend.
Umi wanted to resist, she is trying to. But with that cute pout of Kotori in front of her face.... she sighed, “Fine. 9PM.” and glared at Tsubasa.
“That’s--”
“Umi-chan!!” both of the girls in her sides complained,
“No buts. That’s all I can give. If you’re still complaining then better not go on to this shameful thing.” Umi said sternly, closing her eyes so she won’t be seeing the pouts on her childhood friend’s faces.
“Then let’s go now!!! Tsubasa-chan!! Time is running!! Come on!” Honoka said as she dragged Tsubasa away to not waste any of their precious time together.
Umi sighed. “She’s so lucky Eli isn’t here.”
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Meanwhile, somewhere in earth, inside a hotel, are two figures enjoying their time together. “N-No-Nozomi,” Eli huffed, as she lightly pushed Nozomi away, putting her forehead in the shoulder of the girl above her as she catch her breath. “Nn? What is it?” Nozomi whispered gently in Eli’s ear, a finger tracing the back of Eli, in which the latter moaned. “Mnn! I... I’m... getting a feeling .... t-to ... protect o-our children...” Eli said between puffs, her teeth lightly grazing the shoulders of Nozomi. Smiling, Nozomi nipped Eli’s ear. When the girl whimper in response, she gave a last lick and assured her, “Father instinct again eh~? Don’t worry, Umi-chan is there after all..” Satisfied with that answer, Eli pulled Nozomi into another heated kiss.
And when they parted, “Thanks.” was the only thing she can say comprehensible and the rest was ........you can say, history.
Step 6: Confess your feelings.
This was the hardest part. The two are almost finished with their date, standing in front of the door, Tsubasa was contemplating to do it or not.
“So.... this is the end, huh?” Honoka broke the ice, still waiting for Tsubasa to do or say something.
“Uhm... yeah...” Tsubasa said quietly. ‘Should I?! This is the perfect chance!‘
“So...” Honoka said nervously,
Just then, a wave of courage splashed on to Tsubasa, “Uhm, Honoka-chan!” She faced the surprised Honoka, Tsubasa grabbed her hands and clasped it. “I like you!”
Honoka looked at Tsubasa’s determined green eyes, “.... I like you, too?”
All of the courage earlier was gone. Tsubasa almost face-palmed, but she found this side of Honoka as endearing too, “No, I mean, I like like you. Like as in ..... L-love ...” she explained herself with a evident blush on her cheeks. “B-but if you don’t like me too, then i-it’s oka--”
Chu~!
Soft lips were on hers. Her eyes widen at the sudden contact. ‘This is heaven....‘ And no matter how she wished that they stay together like that, Honoka pulled away with a cheerful smile, “I like you too, Tsubasa-chan!!!”
Tsubasa blushed. She was going to say something when the window loudly opened and a blue haired girl jumped out of it.
“HOW DARE YOU TOOK THE PURITY OF HONOKA!!!”
‘I’m gonna be dead.’ she thought as she ran away.
Nobody else knew why the leader of A-Rise was running in the streets and a blue haired monster and the rest of the muse was chasing her.
.........
STEP 7: BE HONEST
After a few months of dating Honoka, Tsubasa was thankful that they were happy. Even with their unbalanced schedules, they’re getting strong.
Of course, they find time for each other. Sometimes, Tsubasa will deliver a bouquet of flowers in the home of muse (nope they’re not roses) or Honoka will surprise Tsubasa and will go to their practice sessions (which is okay of the other members of A-Rise). And there are times where they were just doing something simple.
Her ringtone blared and snapped her out of her thoughts, she reached out for her phone and tapped the message.
Honoka messaged her again a selfie of herself with a big smile and a peace sign with a caption of “Have a great day today~ I love you~!”
Tsubasa smiled warmly. She took a selfie of herself smiling happily and winking at the camera with a caption of
“Of course! Just a picture of you already made my day great~ I love you too~!”
Step 8: Do your best to make her happy
It was the best day of her life.
Seeing Honoka in a beautiful white dress, holding a bouquet with her mom and dad at her sides, smiling happily and looked like she was about to cry.
When they finally reached where Tsubasa was, her mother and father smiled at her and told her to ‘Take care of her’ and ‘Make her happy’ Tsubasa nodded. Of course. She’s an idol after all. It’s her specialty to make everybody happy. Especially her.
When it’s her turn to say her vows,
she said,
“I’ll make you happy forever, Honoka.”
OMAKE:
Tsubasa was moving her things to their new house when an old piece of paper fell down. She picked it up and smiled.
“Hm.. Tsubasa-chan, what’s that?” Honoka suddenly appeared behind her.
“Oh this?” Tsubasa signaled to the paper, Honoka nodded. “This was the list that helped me to date you,”
Honoka’s eyes lit up, “Really? Can I see?”
“Sure”
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How to Make a Lady (like) love you
Step 1: Bring her flowers.
Step 2: Cook her favorite food.
Step 3: Compliment her.
Step 4: Serenade her.
Step 5: Go out with her.
Step 6: Confess your feelings.
STEP 7: BE HONEST.
Step 8: Do your best to make her happy.
Hope you find your happiness (o 8 o)
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“Woah.” Honoka said, “I kinda know this handwriting...”
“Eh? Really? The paper looks old though...”
“Hey! Let’s write another step! I mean Step 7 and Step 8 was definitely written by two different persons, look at the handwriting!” Honoka excitedly said to her wife.
“Hmm... You’re right... Can you get me some pen?”
“Sure!”
“What are you going to write?” Honoka asked as she handed the pen to Tsubasa.
“Oh you’ll see..” Tsubasa smirked, knowing exactly what to write.
.....
“Done.” Tsubasa said as she laid the pen gently on the table.
Honoka rushed to see what her wife wrote and when she did, she laughed merrily, “You’re right, Tsubasa-chan! Step 0 huh?”
Tsubasa chuckled as she pecked her wife’s lips, “Of course, that’s my number 1 problem back then.”
Honoka smiled and kissed her wife more.
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As for the paper, the paper laid forgotten in the table, and it was written,
How to Make a Lady (like) love you
Step 0: Make sure to be friends with their friends (especially their fathers.)
-END-
Author’s Note: Thanks for reading through the end! The thingy where Honoka is allergic to roses is just a headcanon of mine to foil the first attempt of Tsubasa so that’s not true lol
If you have any requests, just name it and I'll try to do it (only the main ships tho xD) Thanks! Bye!
Summary: A troublesome patient becomes the most unforgettable one.
Pairings: Nozomi/Eli, Eli/Maki/Nozomi friendship, Toujou family feels and a little Nico/Maki if you squint real hard.
Author’s note: I’m sorry. I got sick yesterday ._. so I’m just posting this today, sorry. There’s some notes in the end so… idk im still sick.
The title makes no sense, sorry.
[Ffnet]
Goodluck
Patients will be patients.
They come, they go.
It’s painful.
It’s painful to see their families cry and beg for the Gods to save them.
It’s painful to see them screaming in pain.
It’s painful to see that they’ve lose hope.
It’s painful...to hear the sound of heart beat monitor drop and become the most awful sound ever...
Eli sighed. She held the tray of food tightly as she prepared herself to knock. She took a deep breath and finally knocked.
“Toujou-san, here’s your food.” she called out and reached for the doorknob with her hand and balanced the tray on her other.
“Don‘t y-you try and o-open that d-door!!” came a shrill but hoarse voice from the other side of the door that stopped her from opening it.
“But Toujou-san, you will need your food to take the antibiotics later.” Eli said and sighed once again, showing how tired she is on doing this thing.
“I d-don’t care!” a pause, “I don’t n-need any of those! I’m g-going to d--”
“Nozomi.” A slightly higher voice called. Eli took a bow to the doctor, who is now in front of the door of the troublesome patient. “It’s your dinner time right? Why are you not cooperating again?”
“Ma...ki-chan?” a pause, “I don‘t want to eat! Just tend to your other patients will you?”
Maki sighed, “If I’ll give you yakiniku, would you eat?” the redhead offered as she looked for a cash in her pockets.
“Ya...kiniku!? R-really!?”
“Yes.” Maki answered then turned to the nurse and gave a bill, “Eli, as you heard, can you buy her a yakiniku in the nearest food stall outside?”
“But isn’t that-”
“It’s fine. Eli. It’s fine.” Maki said as she turned around and walked away.
Eli sighed again. Her face was a mix of irritation and anger for her troublesome patient.
‘What a spoiled brat.’
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Maki put a hand in her forehead and massaged it. Maki groaned as she read the two folders in her table. This is completely normal for a hospital but for her two friends to have an incurable disease? Is she always going to lose everyone she loves? What’s next? Her not so girlfriend will got hit by a truck and have amnesia?
Maki thought about her last question deeply and firmly stated,
“Nope. Nope. Never. That idiot knows I don’t like cliché craps.”
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Knock, knock. “Toujou-san, can I come in?” Eli tiredly called out. No answer. She turned the doorknob and got inside.
She saw the purple haired patient sleeping peacefully in the hospital bed. ‘At least when she’s sleeping she looks like an innocent angel.’ Realizing what she had said, her face instantly glowed bright red. Eli shook her head and tried to focus.
“Toujou-san....” Eli whispered and lightly shaking the patient’s body to wake her up,
“Toujou-san..!”
A groan was heard and the patient’s hand weakly slapped the hand of Eli, “Staphit” the patient grumbled
Slowly getting pissed off, Eli placed the plate of yakiniku in the bedside table and shook the patient more wildly, “Touuujoouuu-san!! I’ve already brought you your yakiniku!!”
The word ‘yakiniku’ got the patient back to her sense, she slowly sat up and panted like it’s a difficult task. “Y-yakiniku?!” she said, and looked directly at the nurse’s blue eyes.
Eli was very surprised when the sleeping patient was now directly in front of her with emerald eyes that was sparkling with enthusiasm and staring right through her soul. After a few seconds, Eli was the one who choose to break the eye contact and said, “A-ah yes, here it is.” she grabbed the plate full of meat and gave it to the hungry patient.
The patient was feeling more than delighted. After 6 months of eating hospital food, she was finally given permission to eat the most delicious food in front of her. Eyes sparkling with happiness she turned to the silent nurse, “Thank you very much!!”
Eli was once again shocked at the patient. These past few months, the patient only gave her scowls and angry glares. But now, for the first time in forever, Eli saw the most beautiful smile she’d seen. Gulping, Eli regained her composure, “Y-you’re welcome.” she cleared her throat, “After that you’ll going to be taking your antibiotics, okay?”
The patient smiled cheekily, “Yup! Thanks for the food,” she said as she started to eat.
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Later that night, Nozomi was told to sleep by the blonde nurse after giving the antibiotics. Needless to say, she didn’t go to sleep. She stared at the ceiling thinking deeply about her life.
“I’m sorry, but your daughter have COPD,” the doctor told Nozomi’s parents.
“COPD?? What does that mean?” Nozomi’s father asked in a firm voice but his eyes expressed how scared he is.
“Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease or COPD is a slowly progressive obstruction of airflow into or out of the lungs. Her lung function test showed that her lung capacity is very low.” the doctor explained and looked at his folders, “Having a low lung capacity is very dangerous, and Nozomi-san’s CT scans show that her alveoli were destroyed and she is lacking of alpha-1 antitrypsin,” a short pause as he look at Nozomi’s parents, “Is anyone from your family had this deficiency before?”
A gasp was heard from Nozomi’s mother, “Grandma...” she said as she covered her eyes, “That explains it! The shortness in breath! The wheezing! Oh Nozomi!” she cried into Nozomi’s father’s chest not before taking a look at Nozomi’s confused figure.
Nozomi was 14 then, she didn’t quite understand what they are talking about. She didn’t understand why her mother was crying in to her father’s arms,
When she got 17, after graduating high school, she was told to stay in their home. She won’t be able go to college.
At her 20, she collapsed in her bed. She can’t breathe to the point where she collapsed. She was rushed into the hospital immediately. She was told to stay there until she can breathe normally again. It was the first time she felt so weak. So useless. Her parents were crying again. And once again, she can only look.
After a 1 week stay in the hospital, Nozomi was advised to try and walk. Well, she tried but she can’t even stand by herself. At that moment, her tears finally broke out and fell. There’s nothing she can do. She’s now useless.
Even so, Nozomi wanted to go home. She always stayed in her room. Crying herself to sleep. Although every night, when she was still in her room, she will hear shouting voices that belonged to her mother and father, arguing about something on her condition. She tried her best to fall asleep so she can’t hear them.
But still, one night, she heard her mother say, “I’m going out of the country to make money for her recovery,”
“If you’re going, then I’m going too!!” her father retorted,
Nozomi’s eyes widen, she tried to move her body to the wheelchair so she can go outside but the tears in her eyes blocked her eyesight. So she fell to the floor with a loud thump. Catching her breath and tears still falling in her eyes, footsteps were heard and her door opened wildly, “Nozomi!?! What happened?!” Her parents rushes in to help her get up in her bed,
Still bawling her eyes out, she tried to say, “You…’re.....not....go...ing....to....l-le...av..e...m-me.....ri-ri..ght?”
Her parent’s look were torn, “We’re sorry Nozomi, but it’s for your own good...” said her father and hugged her.
Her phone rang.
It snapped Nozomi out in her thoughts, wiping the stray tears in her eyes; she reached out to the bedside table to get her phone. She smiled as she saw who was calling. She quickly tapped the accept button and placed the phone in her ear.
“Hello, Mom.”
“Oh... Hello too sweetie, I want to talk to you more but this call needed to be fast...”
“Okay..?” Nozomi said hesitantly,
“Uhm.. Your father and I can’t go there next week and the week after... I’m sorry baby, but our schedules were tightly packed, I promise we’ll go back when we finally have the time...”
“Oh... I understand, Mom.” “
I’m really sorry baby.. I love you.”
“Love you too, Mom.” Nozomi sighed.
If she wasn’t on this hospital then her parents won’t need to go to other places. If she wasn’t having this stupid disease then her parents won’t be overworking themselves to earn money. If she.....die....then they won’t do all of these right? They won’t be spending money on her. They won’t get tired. They won’t be stressed out. They can just relax because she’s not a problem anymore...
These thoughts push her to do it.
The hold on the bedside table like her life depended on it as she tried to stand up. Though her knees were shaking so hard and they’re becoming wobbly, she stood. ‘All thanks to the therapy, I guess’ she thought, ‘Here comes the hardest part’. She move her feet to the direction of the wheelchair. Breathing heavily as she was now clutching the wall, she moved her other feet. Her breathing was becoming heavier and heavier every step she takes and finally she can feel her knees giving out. And as it did, she fell to the ground. Thankfully, she immediately used her hands as support. She was just inches near to the wheelchair, and she grabbed it then tried to sit on it.
Catching her breath as she sat, she held the wheels on both sides and began to move towards her room’s door. Breathing heavily, she opened her door and look on both sides to see if there’s a nurse or doctor lingering around. When she saw that there is none, she quietly closed her door and pulled her wheels forward until she was at the stairs.
She was panting hard. She looked down the stairs. ‘Perfect’ she thought. Nozomi closed her eyes, the thought of her parents smiling flashed in to her mind. ‘I need to do it...I’m useless anyways.’
‘This is fine‘
As tears fell out of her eyes, her hands gripping the wheels tightly,she whispered,
‘I’m scared’
“TOUJOU-SAN!!!” A shout was heard,
Suddenly, her wheelchair spun 180 degrees, facing the big blue eyes of the blonde nurse that was reflecting fear and worry. ‘wait, worry?’
“What are you doing out here?! How did you get into that!? It’s dangerous for you!!” the nurse scolded.
Nozomi was angry. Why is she meddling with my life?
“I want to die.” Nozomi stated.
Eli’s anger was gone, her eyes widen with shock when she heard that statement from her patient, ‘No....don’t’
“I’m going to die anyways.” Nozomi bluntly stated as her tears fell,
Eli’s knees gave in. She kneeled down in front of Nozomi’s wheelchair and hugged Nozomi’s waist. With tears coming out from her eyes she said, “Y-you....are special.”
“I...” Eli started, ‘I want to see your smile again‘ she thought but didn’t say it, “You shouldn’t give up!! Y-Your parents badly want to see you live normally again!”
“That’s why I don’t want to live!” Nozomi retorted, clutching the shoulders of Eli, “I want to see them happy again...” she cried.
“T-They are!!” Eli said, “Whenever they visit you... I can see them....They‘re happy to see you.... Relieve that you’re still alive! They love you!! Can’t that be just the reason for you to live!?”
Nozomi bit her lip, “...I...”
“You’re special, Nozomi. Very special.” Eli said as she stood up and wiped her tears. Then she pulled the wheelchair of Nozomi and pushed her back to her room.
As Nozomi laid in her bed, “...I’m... sorry.” she muttered quietly,
Eli smiled at her warmly, “It’s fine,” she said as she fixed the blanket and covered her patient with it, “J-just don’t do it again, okay?” she added, “I’ll be worried” she muttered the last part quietly,
“What did you say?” Nozomi asked,
“Uhm! I said your parents will be worried.” Eli said as blood rushed to her face.
“Oh...” Nozomi mumbled,
“Erm, Good night, Toujou-san” Eli said when she got to the door,
“Nozomi.” Eli’s eyes widen, “You...called me Nozomi earlier....right?” Nozomi said as she looked away from Eli with a tinge of red in her cheeks.
Eli knew that her face is red too, “T-then... you can call me Eli...” she mentally said yes for actually saying that.
“Good Night...” Eli smiled,
“Good Night, Nozomi.” And she closed the door.
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Eli sighed. Now that she’s in front of the door of her troublesome patient that turned out to be her first-name basis friend? (We didn’t become friends!) Now, she’s scared if she might be greeted by a pillow to her face or another scream for her to get out.
She knocked and called out, “N..Nozomi-san?”
“Elichi? Come in!” A high-pitched voice said from the other side of the door.
Surprised, Eli clutched the breakfast tray harder than before and stepped in, prepared for some pillow or stuffs. But, nothing came and she saw Nozomi sitting in her bed, smiling warmly at her.
“Hello, Elichi~” she greeted in a singsong voice.
“E-eh? Elichi?” Eli stopped midway in walking and stared at Nozomi.
“Yep~! I’m going to call you Elichi from now on~!”
Blushing, Eli continued on walking towards her and places the tray in the table, “A-anyways, you need to eat your breakfast now.”
‘Blushing Elichi is very cute ehehe~’ Nozomi thought, as she stared at the actions of the blonde. She just noticed how cute and how beautiful her nurse is.
“Are you okay now?” Eli asked her with a worried expression, her sharp blue eyes staring right in to hers,
Nozomi gulped as she was mesmerized at those blue orbs, “Y-yes! .. I’m fine.” she averted her eyes from the judging blue.
Although, she’s not convinced, Eli shrugged and said, “Alright, for now eat up your breakfast.”
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There are days when they were just playing around, like for example today,
“Elichi! Can we go to the garden outside?” With her eyes brimming with excitement, how can Eli say no?
Eli scratched her nape, “I don’t know, Nozomi, Maki told me not to take you anywhere...”
“Ehh... Come on, just this once won’t hurt right?” Nozomi pouted,
Seeing those pouted lips, Eli blushed at the thought of kissing those. ‘Eli control yourself.‘ She cleared her throat to override her embarrassing thoughts, “Hmm... okay. But for just a few minutes okay?”
“Yay~!” Nozomi cheered.
After a few minutes of going to the garden, they saw hundreds of beautiful flowers. Everything looked beautiful. Especially the woman in front of Eli.
Eli saw how Nozomi’s eyes sparkled with amazement as she pushed the wheelchair to the grassland. Eli saw her beautiful and mesmerizing smile that never left once they got in. Eli saw how Nozomi stared at the flowers with a fond look. She was very beautiful.
“Harasho...” Eli said out loud, this caught the attention of the person in front of her,
“Harasho?” Nozomi asked,
“I-It means good,” Eli answered hastily, praying that she wasn’t caught staring at the other girl.
Nozomi looked at the flowers again, “It looks very beautiful, right?” “Yeah.” Eli agreed although she wasn’t looking at the flowers.
“Hey, Elichi...” Nozomi began, “If you haven’t saved me the day before, I might not see this beautiful sight...”
Eli blushed at the memory while Nozomi looked up to her with her serious eyes, “Therefore, thank you... Elichi, for saving my life...”
Eli smiled warmly at her and put her arms around Nozomi’s neck, hugging her, “You’re welcome, Nozomi...”
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Also, there are days were they were very happy.
“Almost there, Toujou-san. You can do it!” her therapist cheered,
Holding the railings harder, she moved her right leg in front, taking a step forward. (“Ah! Take deep breaths first!” her therapist reminded) Breathing heavily, she took another step forward, now using her left foot. Before her knees gave in and made her collapse to her therapist arms.
“Congratulations! Toujou-san! You’ve made a new record today! 2 meters! I’m happy that you’re finally cooperating with me!” the female therapist exclaimed. She was dragged back to her wheelchair, “Rest for today and tomorrow, maybe we can set a new record, okay?”
“Thank you.” Nozomi said and bowed slightly to her therapist.
She inhaled and exhaled to calm her beating heart. Then she saw a blonde haired nurse talking to another person, “Elichi~!!” she called.
Hearing her name, she saw Nozomi waving at her. Eli waved back and bowed to the patient then walked to Nozomi. When she was just about a meter and a half close to Nozomi, “Wait!! Stop right there!!” Nozomi said.
Eli stood there where she was ordered to. Just then, Nozomi stood up. And Eli was so shocked. ‘Nozomi can stand now?!’ Then, Nozomi looked at her with determined eyes and smiling so big. Eli wanted to cry—scratch that she was crying now. Eli opened her arms and waited for Nozomi. This action made Nozomi’s smile bigger than before. When Nozomi finally made it close to Eli, she collapsed in Eli’s arms and the other girl held her strongly. “I’m so proud of you, Nozomi.” She whispered in her ear.
Nozomi’s eyes began to water at her words, “Thank...you, Elichi” she said and hugged her back.
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And if there a happy days, of course there were a much more happy days.
The room is tense.
“Because of your performance in our therapy center…” Maki said as she looked at her files, “Nozomi, congratulations, you’re now being subjected to a lung transplant.” Maki declared as she smiled sincerely to Nozomi.
Nozomi began to cry, she was so happy. Her parents were here, her condition is getting better, and Eli… ‘Where’s Elichi?’
Eli was outside Maki’s office. Already knew what Maki told them. She looked at the little glass window and saw Nozomi engulf in a group hug with her parents, her eyes brimming with so much joy that she cried. ‘You were truly are special, Nozomi’
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And after those happy months, comes….
“Nozomi, this is great news,” Maki started, “A person with your blood type is willing to donate her lungs!”
“R-really?” Nozomi said,
“Yes! So ready yourself okay? We’re going to contact her and make an appointment.”
“Ah, wait! Maki-chan,” Nozomi stopped the doctor, “Do you know where Elichi is?”
She saw how Maki’s mouth opened and closed then opened again, “Tending to other patients, I guess?”
“Can you tell her I want to see her?”
“Sure”
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This is bad.
Eli is so confused.
She knows that she loves Nozomi but the thought of losing her…
She knows that when Nozomi’s surgery was successful, Nozomi will go home and have a new life.
And probably forgot her.
“AAARGH!!” she shouted, thankful that she’s in the rooftop of the hospital and no one can hear her.
“She’s looking for you, you know.” A voice said,
Turning around, she saw Maki holding a can of coffee.
Eli groaned again, “What are you doing here?” she asked the red haired doctor who’s now leaning on the fence.
“To find you.” Maki answered without looking at Eli,
“Wha—“
“Because I know that you’re probably thinking that she’ll leave you.” Maki took a sip on her coffee. She smirks, “And I’m right.”
“If you’re g—“
“If you’re thinking that she’ll leave, of course she is.” Eli felt like she was punched, “But if you’re thinking that she’ll forget you, of course she won’t.”
“But sh—“
“Go to her.” Maki ordered,
“But—“
“If you’re going to waste your time here and be gloomy about your unrequited love, why don’t you spend more time with her to see that it’s not?”
“Do you mean—“
“Yes, I mean that you’re stupid, Eli.” Maki tapped her shoulder and walked back to the hospital.
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“Elichi!” Nozomi exclaimed as Eli walked into her room.
“Hello, Nozomi” Eli smiled gently to her,
“Jeez, Where were you these past few days?” Nozomi acted like she’s angry,
Eli scratched her cheek, “Well…ahaha... forgive me?”
“I’m only going to forgive you…if...”
“If?” Eli asked nervously,
“If you take me to the garden again, Elichi.”
--//--
As they got to the garden, they saw how beautiful it is when the sun was setting.
“Go to that grassland Elichi.” Nozomi ordered.
With a quiet hum, Eli pushed her wheelchair to the grassland and then Nozomi stood and sat down on it. Nozomi motioned Eli to do the same.
They sat as comfortable silence surrounds them, only the sound of the wind and some birds chirping were heard. They both watched the sun slowly setting. Nozomi held Eli’s hand as they watched.
“Hey, Elichi…”
“Hmm?”
“Will you remember me even if I’m gone?”
“Of course…”
“Then I’ll be forever thankful.”
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The lung transplant was a success and the doctors are waiting if there’s any sign of risks.
Eli stands by on Nozomi’s side in the entire operation, like she’s doing now.
Eli held Nozomi’s hand when she woke up, “Are you feeling okay now?”
“I’m….fine” Even though her answer was muffled by the tube, Eli can still hear it clearly.
“Take a nice rest...” Eli said as she patted Nozomi’s head and smiled.
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After three days in the ICU, Nozomi was told that she can go back to her old room to get some rest there. Eli accompanied her the whole time. She was happy.
But then,
In the middle of the night, Nozomi woke up with her chest feeling heavy. She clutched her chest very hard.
‘Can’t breathe’
She can’t reach the button where she can call the doctors and her eyes were now filled with tears.
‘Air’
Her chest feeling so heavy and her neck felt like someone is strangling her.
‘Can’t breathe’
‘Elichi’
‘….save me please’
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Eli was happy. Last night, Nozomi was released from the ICU so now she can rest at a normal room. Also, today is her day off so she can visit Nozomi and not care about the other patients.
She bought her some flowers along the way and she’s planning to tell her feelings to Nozomi today.
‘It’s now or never’ she thought.
Room 190.
Eli mentally prepared herself. She sighed and knocked, “Nozomi?”
There was no answer, ‘Maybe she’s asleep?’
She opened the door and was surprised to find the room completely empty.
“Nozomi?” she called out on the empty room.
She got out and checked the room number again, ‘It’s right that it’s room 190… so where is Nozomi?’
She headed to Maki’s office but when she passed by on the Operating Room she saw Maki standing outside.
“Oi Maki, what are you doing there? Shouldn’t you be in…side...?” Eli’s eyes widen when she saw from the window the person lying in the bed.
“Nozomi!”
She pushed the doors of the operating room open and ran to the bed. She heard the heart beat monitor blaring her most hated sound. “N-Nozomi...” Still, Eli checked her pulse. No beating. Her heart. No beating. Why…
“The transplant was a success then why?!” Eli shouted angrily, tears falling out of her eyes.
“Eli, I’m sorry, I tried everything. I…” Maki explained as her tears also fell, “She died when it’s midnight...”
No, no, no, no. NO! This can’t be happening.
Nozomi.
Eli held Nozomi’s cold hands, kissing the back of it as more tears fell.
“Nozomi, please wake up...”
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Patients will be patients.
They come, they go.
It’s painful.
It’s painful to see their families cry and beg for the Gods to save them.
It’s painful to see them screaming in pain.
It’s painful to see that they’ve lose hope.
It’s painful...
for me to see that you’re not by my side anymore.
You’re really very special
And
I don’t think I’ll be able to forget you, Nozomi.
End.
Author’s notes: Yo! Hope you enjoy that (lol who am I kidding here). Thanks for reading through the end. And I like to clarify that I’ve only researched that disease so I’m not sure if it’s very overacting (overwriting wtf). And COPD is a very serious disease that doesn’t have any cure. It will slowly kill you. (why do you think I chose that [ofc to kill xD])
So yeah, I also wanted to clarify that Nozomi died because one of the risks of a lung transplant is the increased difficulty in breathing so she can’t breathe. If you have any question about this fic please don’t hesitate to ask.
Also, I’ve dropped a hint there for an upcoming fanfic. Hope you see it tho.
Oh and Fun fact! GARASU NO HANAZONO is equal to 190 when added depending on the number of the respective alphabets. (im a nerd)
And lastly if you have any requests, just name it and I’ll try to do it (only the main ships tho xD) Thanks! Bye!
