#king-thoriniioakenshield

[young-lion-heart]

Heir to be

Fili stares at the target in front of him, gazing over the multiple gashes in the wooden dummy. The younger dwarf twirls his swords a bit, sweat running down his brow before he lunges at the target, stabbing with one sword, then slashing with another before quickly pulling back into a defensive position, breathing heavily. He had been practicing all day due to his uncle and it was starting to get to him. "H-How much longer must I keep this up uncle, and why must I do all this?"

[forestrailsandunkemptnails]

king-thoriniioakenshield started following you

Sniffing the air, the fawn knew something new was in his forest, something that wasn’t usually there. He had to investigate. Moving through the trees with caution, his ears swivelled and moved to pick up any stray sounds, any movements on his well known trails, ready to dart if something dared attack him.

[minearethebiggestparasites]

✉ ♋ //1313 JAJA no, no me gusta :c quiero un theme nuevo! y con majestuosidad~

Dear uncle 

…I really have no words for what happened last night…I wish I could say I’m sorry but I’m not…that was incredible and you made me feel like I was shiny and new (8)…but don’t complain if you can’t walk properly tomorrow, remember it was worth it.

With all the love in my heart

-Kili

pd. Sorry I broke my bow again while hunting and sorry again for shooting at your leg, oh and thank you again for those new lessons from yesterday.

uncle you are welcome in my bed any time you want

[aaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaagooooooooorn]

★

Thorin? What do I think of you?andFIGHT ME.As I recall you ran away from our last wrestling match!Also so sorry about your kingdom -pats him on the back-I feel you, kindred.[I couldn’t take this entirely seriously, please take my computer away from me] 

[minearethebiggestparasites]

Oh, está más que feliz... ((La gente... no puedo dar nombres. Pero piensan que no eres muy inteligente -mister BOGGINS- aunque también dicen que por eso eres tan tierno y adorable))

Apuesto que tu tambien estas “feliz” por mi gran idea tio, lo puedo ver en tus pantalones. bilbo piensa que soy un idiota? apuesto que Ori piensa lo mismo…NO SOYUN IDIOTA ELLOS SON LOS IDIOTAS!

[minearethebiggestparasites]

No, a ella... ((muestras gratis de incesto para todos.))

Mun, mun escucha bien lo que te dire, imagina esto, una noche calurosa de verano, Thorin va por sus sobrinos para irse a esta gran aventura, pero en la casa solo me encuentra a mi, dormido en mi cama, revolcandome por el calor, haciendo ruidos de inconformidad que mi tio confunde con ruidos eroticos.

omg Kili callate! nos estas avergonzando!!!

[minearethebiggestparasites]

No le des ideas, puede suceder. En serio. ((El incesto debería ser una religión.))

No le doy ideas a tu mun? o a ti?

incesto gratis para todos. 

[minearethebiggestparasites]

Sshhh, mi mun me obligó a hacerlo, lo juro! -aunque no me molesta la idea del incesto-

Si claro, te obligaron a hacerlo…un dia de estos llegare a mi cama y estaras esperandome y me diras “me obligaron a amarte en secreto“ 

incesto? el incesto es hermoso y sensual tio, admitamoslo.