#kingishksh

[shadyparakoopa]

kingishksh replied to your photo: ya wanted a new face reveal? have a selfie im sure...

is your name julio because you sure are coolio

No im josh you dingus

[drawberryjams]

What's a neat trick Jam can do that no one can expect?! Lauren?!! A!!!!!

Lauren’s hair doesn’t tangle and it makes everyone she meets jealous as hell. She also makes excellent tea.

Jam’s boobs hang low, and they wobble to and fro, she can tie them in a knot, she can tie them in a bow, she can throw them over her shoulder like a continental soldier, because her boobs hang low.She can also win any racing game put in front of her but thats less funny

[a-shrieking-cloud-of-bats]

chandelure

unexpected, but approved

[ce-heich-ce]

nice! that looks pretty useful, thanks dude!

[shadyparakoopa]

1-10

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? what?

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? 1

3. The person you would never want to meet? some rich ceo bastard asking meto sign something

or any one trying to ask me to sign me things on the spot

or maybe someone trying to hold me at weapon point

i dont know., i dont wanna meet alot of people

4. What is your favorite word? “fucklenut”

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? joshua tree

hahaha amiright

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? you’re assuming I have any coherent thoughts in the morning

7. What shirt are you wearing? an old star wars shit i got a couple years back

8. What do you label yourself as? “An Anxious, Bisexual, Depressed, and Sleepy bastard’

9. Bright room or dark room? idk. bright

10. What were you doing at midnight last night? nothing as usual

[sinfulsacristan]

My Tumblr Crushes:

tyhjantoimitusjohtaja

gladroy

paper-mario-wiki

kingishksh

zzazu

sirlorence

dooptown

the-king-of-science

vertigheist

[constructreese]

my phone is having a screen glitching issue help

that would explain it

[constructreese]

kingishksh replied to your post: Is your name actually Derek

Is your last name avtually stronk

Yes