#kingofhearts709

[fuck-customers]

so i have this coworker. he's kind of cool, works up a guest service so i see him often. but i was just on break upstairs in the break room and he was there, and my other friend was with me and we were being like "hey whats up [name], what's for lunch?" like real normal. and he just fucking blew it like "don't fuck with me when i'm eating!" like???? dude you're in the fucking BREAK ROOM. we thought he was joking bc he makes those kinds of jokes but he was being hella serious. i just told him he could've been polite and he told me to "take my own advice". YOU YELLED FIRST, DICK. maybe you should work out whatever's making you so angry before you take it out on people who don't deserve it

[fuck-customers]

had a group of teenagers (like 7 or 8) come into my store and harass customers and team members today. came up to me and thought it'd be funny to ask where our double d bras were. they eventually bothered our security guard up front by spilling popcorn on him and he kicked them all out after calling them out for being assholes. gotta love that fuckin online schooling keeping the kids unoccupied all day ✌️

[biaswreckmepls]

my skin is your canvas

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22571443

Author: KingOfHearts709

Rating: Mature

Relationships: Kim Namjoon/Jeon Jungkook

Status: Completed

Chapters: 1/1 (14500 words)

Tags: Tattoo Artist AU

Summary:

The conversation ends there and Namjoon realises it at that moment. He’s getting a tattoo. He’s getting a tattoo from a hot tattoo artist who thinks he’s pretty.

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22571443

[biaswreckmepls]

TaeGi: Wrong Number

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/13028661

Author: KingOfHearts709

Rating: General Audiences

Relationships: Min Yoongi/Kim Taehyung

Status: Completed

Chapters: 1/1 (2200 words)

Tags: Deaf AU

Summary:

from unknown dude im going to s c r e a m seokjin burnt my hand on the stove

to unknown scream all you want, im deaf and wouldnt hear you anyways also wrong number

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/13028661

[kingofhearts709]

Curious cat is a Q&A social network that allows you to connect with your followers and know new people.

guys, it’s so barren on my curious cat, come ask me questions about bts or about me or tell me something you did today. literally ANYTHING, anon or not! i wanna get used to using CC or else I’ll probably never use it again

[lumonnie]

@kingofhearts709 lol my friend was telling me that he came out to his family through a group chat and i said something along the lines of "wow what a way to say 'oh hey i'm gay'" but i said the 'i'm gay' part right when she came by for refills

[marksandrec]

I kind of super want to write this AU of Ethan as Moriarty and so on. AHHHH I LOVE IT

Do it! :D

[marksandrec]

Ethan as Moriarty and MatPat as Sherlock you have made my DAY <3

Haha, thanks, friend! Glad you liked it. :3 I’m kinda totally diggin’ that AU now, too, honestly. :D