#kingwasabi

[lebanesetoaster]

king-wasabi replied to your photo:They’re not even done, and I’m already melting...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *squees and then dies*

RIGHT??!

I’m gonna text next door tomorrow, and be like,” soooooo can I come over, and can we have a baby fashion show, pleeeeease?  I need to see the tiny boat shoes on the tiny baby.”  And then we’ll let her kick around in her new shoes, cuz she’s awesome at kicking.  And we’ll all ooh and ah at her awesome new shoes.

I think I’m gonna wash them tonight before I lace them, so that they’re good to go tomorrow.

[lebanesetoaster]

king-wasabi replied to your post “You know when you get home, and you’re just like WHY DO MY ARMS HURT ...”

I love babies! I got to watch Kyla's niece tonight and we had a great time. She was super talkative and smiley and lovely. She's 4 months old.

Baaaaaby!  That sounds awesome!

[lebanesetoaster]

king-wasabi replied to your photo “silkandsun king-wasabi liltingletters Georgie, Kam, I still can’t...”

May got lost to drugs, depression, and sex for me. Mostly the first two, not enough of the last.

Me too.  Except… mostly none of those things.

[lebanesetoaster]

king-wasabi replied to your post “Sometimes “cleaning” just ends up being rearranging things into...”

My entire life.

Same.  26 years later, and I still haven't figured out how to fix it.  I swear to god my brain just shorts out.

[aaajmachine]

king-wasabi replied to your post: My new favorite thing is falling asleep while...

but how though with the kaijus and and the jaegers and the loudness?

It's literally music to my ears.

[lebanesetoaster]

king-wasabi answered to your post “Okay, I wrote a thing that made me emotional. Somebody tell me a...”

how many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? none they prefer the dark.

novemberstrangeness answered to your post “Okay, I wrote a thing that made me emotional. Somebody tell me a...”

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

hardcorecandystore answered to your post “Okay, I wrote a thing that made me emotional. Somebody tell me a...”

what do you call a rich elf? welfy

And here we have my three new favorite followers!

I seriously laughed like a dork when I read these!  Mission accomplished!  Thank you!

Besides Kam, I haven't talked much to you guys, do you want to introduce yourselves in my ask? I'm falling asleep, but I'll see it tomorrow