So I heard on the grapev- no I hate grapes, I heard on the orange vine- those come on vines right? ANYHOW I heard today's a special day. The day you left your first an last vagina. Thaaats my boy~ I ain't gonna say any incriminatin' sappy shit until we're both good n drunk so come to my place later, kay? An no worries, no male strippers are gonna pop outta any cakes, this is on my shitty salary, y'know. We'll find some shit trouble to get into. Happy birthday, brat! Thanks fer bein' born.
There had better not be anything. Although it was a rather ... not too sappy note (maybe that was best), Wolf couldn't help but be a little touched. Look, some effort!
"There had better be some sort of drinks." For him to handle it anyway.











