Sometimes i think zammy will facepalm so hard when he hears that yet another zamorakian cult does things that aren't his ideology.
Kinshra: DUEL TO DEATH
Zamorak: ugh really mate? How can chaos and the hardship of defeat help improve an individual if they get 28 stabwounds!? And... you know... Die?
Kinshra: how about I do it again?
Zamorak: ugh... I swear to me, never win over a part of a saradomnist group again.
Later that day:
Zamorak: so what is this?
Order of dis cultist: yes!
Zamorak: no for real what is going on here?
Dis cultist: oh haha! yeah welcome my lord to the lodge! Don't mind flame the hellhound he's a good boy
Zamorak: omg I love him *pets flame*
Dis cultist: I sacrficed a guard and 3 travellers to bind him :DDDD
Zamorak: ...
Dis cultist: And I feed him cats :DDD
Zamorak: ......... Ok Im done! I've had enough! No I'm not having it. Bye sleep wel! I know I won't! What the fork is wrong with my followers?!?











