#kirlie

[randomsquirrelkitty]

Kitty: Would Steve Rogers jump from this window?

Charlie: You know he would.

Kitty: Then I'll jump.

Charlie: NO!

[randomsquirrelkitty]

Sophie: I can't believe you and Charlie broke the bed last night.

Alex: It must have been wild.

Kitty: Haha... yeah...

[Last night]

Kitty: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

Charlie: Try me.

[randomsquirrelkitty]

Charlie: Kitty and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we can finish each other's-

Kitty: Sentences!

Charlie: Please, don't interrupt me.

[randomsquirrelkitty]

Kitty: *gets mad and starts yelling*

Charlie: I didn't know so much rage could fit in such a small creature

[randomsquirrelkitty]

Max: I put the laughter in slaughter

Kitty: I put the fun in funeral

Charlie: I put the D in Katherine

Sophie: *chokes*

Aphrodite: I have never been more proud to call you my son

Kitty: You smooth dyslexic little fuck

[randomsquirrelkitty]

Charlie: If Sophie jumped off a cliff, would you?

Kitty: *stares into the distance with a blank expression*

Charlie: Kitty!

Kitty: Well- er- I mean, it depends.

Charlie: DON'T JUMP OFF A CLIFF

Kitty: Well, I wasn't planning on it

Charlie: But if Sophie did, you would!?

Kitty: *stares into the distance yet again*

Charlie: KITTY!

[randomsquirrelkitty]

Charlie: I love murder mysteries.

Kitty, trying to impress him: I've been the lead suspect for dozens of cases.

[randomsquirrelkitty]

Kitty: I have a solution.

Charlie: Thank goodness.

Kitty: It involves fire.

Charlie: Absolutely not.