#kisheto

[chaos-of-the-abyss]

Eto: "Dammit, my husband left me to explain this shit to our son by myself."

[chaos-of-the-abyss]

CCG: "Arima never praises anyone."

//Meanwhile Arima and Eto//

Arima: "I like your hair today."

Eto: *has her regular old bun* "Aww, thanks."

Also Arima: "I like your clothes today."

Eto: *wearing her usual outfit* "I didn't even dress up but thanks."

[chaos-of-the-abyss]

After Arima vs. The One-Eyed Owl:

Eto: *giving Arima the silent treatment*

Arima: Eto.

Eto: *ignores*

Arima: Eto.

Eto: Don't talk to me, you horrible excuse for a boyfriend.

Arima: Honey please, you're being unreasonable -

Eto: DO NOT "HONEY" ME KISHOU ARIMA

Arima: But I had to -

Eto: NO EXCUSES.

Arima:

[chaos-of-the-abyss]

Eto and Arima's Alliance Be Like:

Eto: "I want to take this fucked up, piece-of-shit world, fuck it up even more and give it a factory reset.

Outward!Arima: "...I see...That's great."

Inward!Arima: "HELL YEAH, sign me the FUCK up 😏 😏 😏 👌👌👌 that shit GOOD"