@macdenns (it won't tag your main?) @kishibewave lmao i made myself sad if that's any consolation

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@macdenns (it won't tag your main?) @kishibewave lmao i made myself sad if that's any consolation
kishibewave replied to your post “you're cute”
whatever slut im over you
Jog on ya little wank
you're cute
shut your front door gay ass stop trying to suck my dick
💖💖💖💖💖💖💖👡🎀
umm are you gay or something mate
Elena “MinionBlower” Kishibe
shrek
2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod
All-star, smash mouth. accidentally in love, counting crows.
the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep — where they’re not supposed to
in the toilet
the game they’d destroy everyone else at
arm wrestling
the emoticon they’d use most often
🐸🐌
what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep
he gets v angry
their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.
hot eyeball tea
how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump
he looks at his beautiful children and feels happy.
what they wanted to be when they grew up
handsome :(
their favorite kind of weather
humidity
thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?)
sexy baratone
how/what they like to draw or doodle
him and fiona in fun places
jotakak my ass
RIGHT IN THE BUTTHOLE
who wakes the other one up with kisses
it depends on who wakes up first. they both do to each other because MAN they’re gaywho cooks for who
jotaro is capable of making sandwiches and rice and sushi and thats it. kakyoin is a gr8 cook and he tries to teach jotaro and only like 1 out of ever 5 lesson actually ends up working who is the morning person/night person
kakyon loves to be up early in the morning and jotaro does Not so more than not kakyoin is held hostage by jotaro until like noon at the earliest. jotaro is always up late doin work and kakyoin has to drag him to bed more often than notwho is the romantic one
kakyoin is the more SUCCESSFUL romantic one but jotaro is more romantic in general. he tries so hard but hes so awkward and socially inept who is the top when it comes to sex
when they’re teenagers its 99% jotaro topping because hes not super set in his masculinity and sexuality. when they’re like out of college jotaro finally calms down and they start trying new things and switching it up. by the time they’re 40 they switch all the time and are into just the KINKIEST SHITwho would lead in ballroom dancing
who is the more cuddly one
they’re both super cuddly with each other but kakyoin moreso because jotaro is a GIANT BARA TEDDY BEAR who is the one to most likely pick the movie they watch
kakyoin. he can only stomach so many documentaries about marine lifewho is the one who would pay for dates
jotaro before they move in together because he has WAY more disposable income who is the one who would initiate a quicky during classes
jotaro. always jotaro. he tries to stay in control but kakyoins ass is TOO NICE
♥☯ jotakak fuel me u Butt
♥ - family headcanon
jolyne does everything in her power to be an embarrassing shit in public. kakyoin and jotaro alternate between being he parent who is laughing extremely hard and the parent who is hurriedly dragging jolyne away
ex;
kakyoin: “does anybody want chips??”
jolyne, yelling as loud as she can: “I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS”
kakyoin laughs rly hard while jotaro drags her away
☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon
im taking this as things they like and dislike about the other
kakyoin: likes how stronk jotaro is b/c he never needs to carry anything heavy ever again. likes that jotaro is this huge fucking nerd and only he knows that. always feels very safe around jotaro. likes how easily flustered he can get. also damn son that dick
dislikes: how fkin opaque jotaro is, and how he doesn’t always understand him b/c jotaro thinks kakyoin can read his mind but kakyoin is Only Human. dislikes that jotaro can get PRETTY POSSESSIVE. also dislikes that jotaro tends to Do Things for the both of them without consulting kakyoin
jotaro: likes that kakyoin is quiet and doesn’t need to always have a conversation. likes how tiny his boyfrend is b/c he can haul him around like a sack of potatoes. likes that whenever jotaro does ramble about shit kakyoin always listens and is always super interested. also dang his tongue is TALENTED
dislikes: kakyoin tends to do dumb things when stressed out and doesn’t always think things through. doesnt like that kakyoin doesn’t always see his plans even though he should because they’re OBVIOUS JEEZ KAKYOIN. dslikes that kakyoin always beats the shit out of him at video games. git gud jotaro