Nov 7, 2025
My daughter would like to hit her with her, and I quote, 'facking noodle'. Do you accept the charges?
your daughter wants to hit my cousin with her facking noodle? i claim no responsibility for any of this
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My daughter would like to hit her with her, and I quote, 'facking noodle'. Do you accept the charges?
your daughter wants to hit my cousin with her facking noodle? i claim no responsibility for any of this
Update on Kit btw
After X tried to kill her, it backed off and got ahold of Y and tried to tag team.
This did not go well!
It was today I learned that my cousin has a Mega Stone bag clip AND that Zygarde was willing to give her it's Zygardite.
So now I know what Mega Zygarde looks like. And that it exists in the first place.
My cousin is not a trainer. She has no intention of becoming a trainer. Except in regards to doggy, I guess.
Is this the same cousin that's a member of three wishes
Considering that Three Wishes is made up of three cousins who are named Dawn, Kit, and Pluto, and i called my cousin Kit, yeah it's probably the same cousin.
But i DO want to hear why x*rneas and yv*ltal have an issue with your cousin while Zygarde doesnt
Oh you dont have to censor xerneas and yveltal. I just call them x and y for my own convenience.
Time for "and then everybody clapped" i guess
So you know how sometimes when a child is dying during or shortly after birth, a divine pokemon will see it and decide to share some of their energy to allow the child to survive.
WELL. Kit does happen to have been one of those children!
Except not just once, but twice. Two divine legendaries, at the same time, honed in on my cousin.
Normally this wouldn't actually be a huge issue, except it was Dialga and Xerneas. Xerneas, being the prissy little bitch that it is, ended up deciding that combining not just Growth and Decay, but two DIFFERENT origins of Growth and Decay in one human child was an unacceptable violation of nature, and eventually came to the conclusion that my cousin either needed to be neutralized (turned into stone) or killed outright.
So after my cousin was effectively orphaned, there was basically nothing keeping this damn deer from going straight for my cousin, which is how she ended up on another continent, and i spotted her while i was with my adoptive dad and asked her where the fuck she's been, and the whole story ended with my adoptive dad deciding to care for her, too.
Zygarde has no issue with this. Dialga has no issue with this. Yveltal DIDN'T have an issue with this until Xerneas started acting out. Nobody else has an issue with this. That prissy little deer can suck my cock and get nihil beamed into the fucking cosmos
Is your cousin okay.
Looks like it
yknow i worry a lot about whether tumblr will believe me when i talk about my crazy ass life but this time i have to bring it up. my cousin.
my beloved cousin, who has been through much more shit than i care to recount. just sent me a message that says only "doggy gave me a pebble" and i'm like, okay, is this about zygarde.
it's about zygarde. not even doggy zygarde. it's about bipedal, human shaped normal ass zygarde, who she is still calling "doggy"
it's hardly a surprise at this point. doggy loves her so of course it lets her call it doggy at all times