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TRULY low quality screenshot of something from the recent photoshoot. Fashion mag will be out on the 12th :v: all of the Metronome Fusion Style Shop's fabric is ethically sourced and I personally know the woman who sews it all together :+1: shop local fashion or explode

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How packed is the catfish?

due to not wanting to disclose private information, i won't get into specifics,

but every time you think you've disarmed them, you have not disarmed them. you have not disarmed them until you have killed them, and even then you have not disarmed them.

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unironically my teammate is absolutely fucking packed. weird cat thing named fish that is PACKED AS FUCK.

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yeah my boss found out that i draw him sometimes. like i was fine with my teammates knowing that i doodle them but then one of them said something to Da Boss and now i need to explode

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My daughter would like to hit her with her, and I quote, 'facking noodle'. Do you accept the charges?

your daughter wants to hit my cousin with her facking noodle? i claim no responsibility for any of this

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Update on Kit btw

After X tried to kill her, it backed off and got ahold of Y and tried to tag team.

This did not go well!

It was today I learned that my cousin has a Mega Stone bag clip AND that Zygarde was willing to give her it's Zygardite.

So now I know what Mega Zygarde looks like. And that it exists in the first place.

My cousin is not a trainer. She has no intention of becoming a trainer. Except in regards to doggy, I guess.

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Is this the same cousin that's a member of three wishes

Considering that Three Wishes is made up of three cousins who are named Dawn, Kit, and Pluto, and i called my cousin Kit, yeah it's probably the same cousin.

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But i DO want to hear why x*rneas and yv*ltal have an issue with your cousin while Zygarde doesnt

Oh you dont have to censor xerneas and yveltal. I just call them x and y for my own convenience.

Time for "and then everybody clapped" i guess

So you know how sometimes when a child is dying during or shortly after birth, a divine pokemon will see it and decide to share some of their energy to allow the child to survive.

WELL. Kit does happen to have been one of those children!

Except not just once, but twice. Two divine legendaries, at the same time, honed in on my cousin.

Normally this wouldn't actually be a huge issue, except it was Dialga and Xerneas. Xerneas, being the prissy little bitch that it is, ended up deciding that combining not just Growth and Decay, but two DIFFERENT origins of Growth and Decay in one human child was an unacceptable violation of nature, and eventually came to the conclusion that my cousin either needed to be neutralized (turned into stone) or killed outright.

So after my cousin was effectively orphaned, there was basically nothing keeping this damn deer from going straight for my cousin, which is how she ended up on another continent, and i spotted her while i was with my adoptive dad and asked her where the fuck she's been, and the whole story ended with my adoptive dad deciding to care for her, too.

Zygarde has no issue with this. Dialga has no issue with this. Yveltal DIDN'T have an issue with this until Xerneas started acting out. Nobody else has an issue with this. That prissy little deer can suck my cock and get nihil beamed into the fucking cosmos