Dawn (ROLEPLAY BLOG)

(ROLEPLAY BLOG) hi im dawn i do art and music and twitch streams

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THIS IS A ROLEPLAY BLOG. ALL CONVERSATIONS HAD ON THIS BLOG ARE IN-CHARACTER AND ANYONE REPLYING TO THESE POSTS WILL BE ASSUMED AS IN-CHARACTER AS WELL.

hi i'm disangle. i do digital art and music. and i variety stream singleplayer games a lot.

faq under the cut

Q. Why do you refuse to do multiplayer games? A. because people are mean to me

Q. Why are your eyes (insert color here)? A. i have a lot of different colored contacts i like to use

Q. Why wear sunglasses indoors during stream? A. photosensitivity

Q. When are you going to draw/cover/post about (insert fandom here) A. every time i get asked this question i stray further away from making any more posts about insert fandom here

Q. Do you have a favorite Pokemon? A. the answer is different every time. if you feel the need to ask this, spin a wheel of all 1025 discovered pokemon and take the result as my answer

Q. When is the next Three Wishes show? A. assuming the bailout incident doesn't happen again, all Three Wishes shows are announced two months in advance, minimum. However, sometimes things happen and we are asked to fill in for another group. consider it the spice of life.

Q. Are you a Pokemon? A. i dont wanna hear this one unless you have something funny to say or some evidence to present

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How packed is the catfish?

due to not wanting to disclose private information, i won't get into specifics,

but every time you think you've disarmed them, you have not disarmed them. you have not disarmed them until you have killed them, and even then you have not disarmed them.

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unironically my teammate is absolutely fucking packed. weird cat thing named fish that is PACKED AS FUCK.

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yeah my boss found out that i draw him sometimes. like i was fine with my teammates knowing that i doodle them but then one of them said something to Da Boss and now i need to explode

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My daughter would like to hit her with her, and I quote, 'facking noodle'. Do you accept the charges?

your daughter wants to hit my cousin with her facking noodle? i claim no responsibility for any of this

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Nothing like watching an espleef whack my cousin with a pool noodle while a green doggy watches like a helicopter parent

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My daughter would like to hit her with her, and I quote, 'facking noodle'. Do you accept the charges?

your daughter wants to hit my cousin with her facking noodle? i claim no responsibility for any of this

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Update on Kit btw

After X tried to kill her, it backed off and got ahold of Y and tried to tag team.

This did not go well!

It was today I learned that my cousin has a Mega Stone bag clip AND that Zygarde was willing to give her it's Zygardite.

So now I know what Mega Zygarde looks like. And that it exists in the first place.

My cousin is not a trainer. She has no intention of becoming a trainer. Except in regards to doggy, I guess.

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She hasn't even CAUGHT the doggy. The doggy has no registered trainer. They're just two homies i guess

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Update on Kit btw

After X tried to kill her, it backed off and got ahold of Y and tried to tag team.

This did not go well!

It was today I learned that my cousin has a Mega Stone bag clip AND that Zygarde was willing to give her it's Zygardite.

So now I know what Mega Zygarde looks like. And that it exists in the first place.

My cousin is not a trainer. She has no intention of becoming a trainer. Except in regards to doggy, I guess.

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Is this the same cousin that's a member of three wishes

Considering that Three Wishes is made up of three cousins who are named Dawn, Kit, and Pluto, and i called my cousin Kit, yeah it's probably the same cousin.

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But i DO want to hear why x*rneas and yv*ltal have an issue with your cousin while Zygarde doesnt

Oh you dont have to censor xerneas and yveltal. I just call them x and y for my own convenience.

Time for "and then everybody clapped" i guess

So you know how sometimes when a child is dying during or shortly after birth, a divine pokemon will see it and decide to share some of their energy to allow the child to survive.

WELL. Kit does happen to have been one of those children!

Except not just once, but twice. Two divine legendaries, at the same time, honed in on my cousin.

Normally this wouldn't actually be a huge issue, except it was Dialga and Xerneas. Xerneas, being the prissy little bitch that it is, ended up deciding that combining not just Growth and Decay, but two DIFFERENT origins of Growth and Decay in one human child was an unacceptable violation of nature, and eventually came to the conclusion that my cousin either needed to be neutralized (turned into stone) or killed outright.

So after my cousin was effectively orphaned, there was basically nothing keeping this damn deer from going straight for my cousin, which is how she ended up on another continent, and i spotted her while i was with my adoptive dad and asked her where the fuck she's been, and the whole story ended with my adoptive dad deciding to care for her, too.

Zygarde has no issue with this. Dialga has no issue with this. Yveltal DIDN'T have an issue with this until Xerneas started acting out. Nobody else has an issue with this. That prissy little deer can suck my cock and get nihil beamed into the fucking cosmos

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I kind of want to start a counter of how long itll take for Zygarde to feel the need to start threatening someone or something on Kit's behalf but i feel like the moment i open up a counter X is gonna show up and immediately get his ass blasted

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[A screenshot of an article that reads: Unusual blue Deer Pokemon blasted in Lumiose Streets by Zygarde. None harmed. Investigation still ongoing.]

yeah lmao

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I kind of want to start a counter of how long itll take for Zygarde to feel the need to start threatening someone or something on Kit's behalf but i feel like the moment i open up a counter X is gonna show up and immediately get his ass blasted

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Is your cousin okay.

Looks like it

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Do you really expect anyone to believe that you're married to a champion that lives in an entire other continent

[LINK ID: A Bluesky link from user RenPlat, famously known as Dawn, the most recent hall-of-fame winner of the Sinnoh Pokemon League.

[She's standing beside Disangle, and both of them are showing off rings on their ring fingers. The caption says "Marriage time with my Dawnie! :3"]

...yeah, i do expect you to believe that

I'm FROM Sinnoh/Hokkaido. like, you know that, right? That's where i was born and spent most of my life? I only moved to Canada relatively recently after being adopted well into adulthood?

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yknow i worry a lot about whether tumblr will believe me when i talk about my crazy ass life but this time i have to bring it up. my cousin.

my beloved cousin, who has been through much more shit than i care to recount. just sent me a message that says only "doggy gave me a pebble" and i'm like, okay, is this about zygarde.

it's about zygarde. not even doggy zygarde. it's about bipedal, human shaped normal ass zygarde, who she is still calling "doggy"

it's hardly a surprise at this point. doggy loves her so of course it lets her call it doggy at all times

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the fact that this thing is fully capable of a human disguise is infinitely funnier. it could be choosing to be nonchalant about this. no. it's decision is that it can, and will, kick your fucking ass if you come anywhere near it's new daughter with any sort of ill intent

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like i thought about it and ultimately this makes sense. my cousin has been used as a weapon twice. shattered into pieces and put back together. hunted and nearly killed on numerous occasions. nearly died of frostbite while trying to hide. this is far from the full list of bullshit people have done to her.

Zygarde only takes this form when it feels like someone is in danger, and Kit is a danger magnet.

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yknow i worry a lot about whether tumblr will believe me when i talk about my crazy ass life but this time i have to bring it up. my cousin.

my beloved cousin, who has been through much more shit than i care to recount. just sent me a message that says only "doggy gave me a pebble" and i'm like, okay, is this about zygarde.

it's about zygarde. not even doggy zygarde. it's about bipedal, human shaped normal ass zygarde, who she is still calling "doggy"

it's hardly a surprise at this point. doggy loves her so of course it lets her call it doggy at all times

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the fact that this thing is fully capable of a human disguise is infinitely funnier. it could be choosing to be nonchalant about this. no. it's decision is that it can, and will, kick your fucking ass if you come anywhere near it's new daughter with any sort of ill intent

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yknow i worry a lot about whether tumblr will believe me when i talk about my crazy ass life but this time i have to bring it up. my cousin.

my beloved cousin, who has been through much more shit than i care to recount. just sent me a message that says only "doggy gave me a pebble" and i'm like, okay, is this about zygarde.

it's about zygarde. not even doggy zygarde. it's about bipedal, human shaped normal ass zygarde, who she is still calling "doggy"

it's hardly a surprise at this point. doggy loves her so of course it lets her call it doggy at all times