#kitchen memes

[existennialmemes]

Listen to me this is so important:

Put Actual Chocolate in your Brownies, not just cocoa powder

And I don't mean just swirl in some chocolate chips at the end (but feel free to do that too)

But what you want to do, is melt the chocolate with the butter, and make it one with the batter.

This is The Way, do not question it.

[huffmusic]

I apologize

[mathematical-apprentice]

Me cooking: I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing something

[the-restau-rants]

[knaveyard]

I'm a professional chef and so is my roommate. maybe 2-3x a week it's elaborate delicious dinners for us and my very lucky brother. the other days it's booze and maybe sandwiches.

[trippytrashpanda]

Oh to be the piece of bread trapped in the dish washer conveyor belt, forever being flipped & getting soggier until it finally drops down and eventually disintegrates

[shittyshitposts]

[jettiebettie]

it was not there before

You tell me “It’s there, in the walk-in.” And Like a fool I believe you, every time. But I go in, body shivering, eyes alert, And see nothing. I’m sure to be thorough, look above me and look            below But it’s not there. You lied. I tell you so. Yet you come in, confident and irritated, a little smug, And pull it from its hidden place. It was not hidden. It was right in front of me.

God-fucking-damnit.