#baking tips

[victusinveritas]

Communism did kill a lot of people. The Stalinist Terror, the Holodomor, the Tatar Genocide/Deportations, the Cambodian Genocide, the Great Leap Forward and associated famine. There is shit that just happened, no question, it's a historical goddamn fact. Capitalism is just as soaked in blood, if not more so, every step of Capital makes a blood-drenched squelch upon the land that it rapes for Glory and Empire and Profit. I'm not going to even start a list here, because there are simply other things to do in the world. But...we can, as Leftists, acknowledge this and go, ok, now we know what not to do. We know Stalinism is a bullshit ideology, ditto Maoism, ditto just deporting or gunning down whole ethnic or economic classes because the Party wants their land or resources. Turns out that's a bad idea. Anarchists probably could have told the Communists that, but look who is first up against the wall after the Right in any successful or quasi-successful (Spain) revolution, and, spoiler, it's the anarchists. If most of them are dead, then there's nobody there to say 'Hey, maybe we shouldn't do that.' if the thing in question is forced collectivism, deportation with no resources or support networks in place, just straight up gunning people down because you've decided that they must, obviously, be plotting something because look at their shifty eyes they're definitely plotting against you. We probably shouldn't kill all the intelligentsia of *checks notes* like everywhere because they...are having thoughts, especially thoughts in their own languages, different thoughts, scary thoughts. Suppressing the right to self-determination of peoples and former nation states is also not necessarily great. Do you want another Budapest in 1956 or Prague in 1968? Because that's how you get those things, just tanks everywhere crushing people who have the audacity to demand self-government. If, by the way, that's what you want, congrats on being literal tankies. But Marxist-Leninism is better and you just don't understand Dialectic Materialism, if you read more theory you'd...NO. Absolutely fucking not. Get bent and get your head where people are now. It's just as idiotic to champion one two hundred-ish year old economic theory as it is to champion another, older, proven shitty theory. We need new theories, not just new names for the same old things that have failed, bloodily, again and again. Stepping down from that soapbox to yell about/at astrology more. If I've specifically targeted the Maoist-astrologist lobby among by 14.5K and probably dropping followers... Good.

If we Red-wash our history we are no better than the systems we hope to dismantle and replace. This also holds true for Black-washing or Red-and-Black washing. Or any kind of blanket and handwaving -wash you can think of. Except maybe for egg-washing, that is how you get a really nice shine on things.

Also, if you don't do it already, egg-wash your scones with a bit of sugar mixed in. It's worth it. If you're vegan, a bit of plant-milk mixed with some of your preferred egg-replacer should do the trick.

[emmys-baking-adventures]

I love citrus, and these lemon crinkle cookies might be one of my new favorite recipes! They have the perfect blend of sweet and tart, and absolutely melt in your mouth. They’ll be a hit no matter the occasion! Recipe below 🤍

Ingredients:

- 2 ⅓ cups all-purpose flour

- ¾ tsp baking powder

- ½ tsp baking soda

- ¼ tsp ground turmeric

- ½ tsp iodized salt

- 1 cup granulated sugar, divided

- 2 tbsp lemon zest

- ½ cup unsalted butter

- 1 large egg, room temp

- 1 additional large egg yolk, room temp

- ¼ cup + 2 tbsp fresh lemon juice

- 1 tbsp vanilla extract

- 1 ½ cups powdered sugar

Directions:

1. In a medium bowl, use a whisk to sift together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, turmeric, and salt until evenly combined.

2. In a separate bowl, combine the lemon zest and ¾ cup of the sugar. Rub the mixture between your fingers to release the oils from the lemon into the sugar. Add the butter and use an electric mixer to cream the ingredients together, 3-4 minutes.

3. Add the egg, egg yolk, lemon juice, and vanilla. Beat on medium speed until just incorporated. Then gradually add in the flour, either by hand or with the mixer on low, until just combined. Wrap dough with plastic wrap and refrigerate for at least one hour.

4. Preheat the oven to 350°F. Line baking sheets with parchment paper. Place the powdered sugar in a medium bowl, and the remaining ¼ cup granulated sugar in another bowl.

5. Form the dough into balls, about 1 ½ tbsp each. Roll each ball in the granulated sugar until coated, then repeat in the powdered sugar. Transfer each coated ball onto the prepared baking sheets, at least 2 inches apart.

6. Bake 12-14 minutes, or until the tops of the cookies are crackly and the bottoms are slightly browned. Let them cool on the baking sheets for 2 minutes, then transfer to a wire rack to cool completely.

[goodluckclove]

I spent like a solid half hour trying to find an exact, specific measurement for using xantham gum to stabilize a homemade whipped cream. The closest I was able to find was someone saying that they use .5 grams for a quart of whipping cream, which is a measurement so comically small I considered it untenable.

So I just want it on the record that a 1/16th tsp of xantham gum to 1.5 cups of heavy cream makes a solidly stabilized whipped cream. Maybe I could adjust it to really finesse the texture. Maybe it wouldn't do as well in a piping bag. But for a whipped cream filling in a chocolate layer cake it works out really well.

[jezebelgoldstone]

cooking/baking tips

if you're making a recipe that's american/west european/anything that someone from the usa or west europe would think of as "normal," double the spices other than vanilla and salt. it doesn't matter what the recipe is for. cooking baking sweet savory whatever. double them.

get out all the ingredients before you start

keep the ingredients you haven't used yet in one spot, and move them to a different spot or put them away once they've been used

if you're making a lot of things at once or in sequence (eg making a bunch of different kinds of cookies) pay attention to the required oven temp. my preference is to order them from highest temp to lowest; that way the oven heats alllllll the way up while i'm mixing the first batch, and after that i only have to turn the heat down, so there's almost no wait time.

cleaning up as you go really does save time

if you're using stick butter and the recipe says "softened" and you have a microwave, then put the stick of butter in the microwave open-side-down for five seconds, flip it open-side-up, and heat for five more seconds.

if you're making something american/west european other than vanilla and salt double the spices

if you're making something liquid or semi-liquid that can burn easily and needs to be kept at a steady temperature, use a skillet, not a pot. it will heat MUCH more evenly (not such a big difference between top and bottom) and it's a lot easier to see more of it at once.

salt is what lets you taste other things. lifechanging when i found that out. this is why even recipes for things that don't taste salty at all still generally call for salt. salt makes other flavors taste more. something's bland? not enough salt. you're making up a recipe? include a pinch of salt.

speaking of salt: often, if you want something to taste more buttery, you don't need more butter; what you need is more salt.

a "rolling boil" is when there's no time lag between one bubble and the next (i'm not making this up. i just learned this. look it up.)

mmm that's all i can think of for now but i'm sure i'll remember more next time i cook something

[baroudidigital]

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[ilikedirt-04672]

I just made the best cake ever from a box. Here's how:

1) go to the store

2) buy any box mix (I used white because I already had it at home)

3) make the mix like normal BUT

3.5) before putting in your eggs, separate them

4) put the whites in the mixer until soft peaks form

5) fold 'em in with the rest of the mix (it might be weird and lumpyish but that's ok)

6) bake it (it will not take the same time as the box says, so chuck it) until lightly golden brown on the top

7) Take any frosting you want (i used fudge frosting because, again, I already had it, and it goes well with white)

8) Get some softened SALTED butter (if it isn't soft, you can put it in the microwave for 5 sec intervals until soft)

9) Throw both the butter and the frosting in the mixer until smooth (don't overmix but don't under mix. You don't want it to fall off the mixer whisk. Instead, you want more like soft peaks)

10) Take yer cakes out and let them cool completely

11) slap that buttercream frosting onto your fluffy cakes and BOOM

12) you just made the best cake ever. Go brag to your colleague who likes to bring in her fancy desserts all the time.

[moonsandsmiles]

As a hobbiest and baking GBBO contender, If you had to

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what baking equipement do you reccomend having?

As an avid anti consumerist, I dont reccomend having anything fancy. You can bake with just the bare minimum and still have it turn out good. But if you really want to get something, then I'd suggest the following:

1. Food scale

Seriously, this thing is god sent for baking and just food prep in general. You dont even need the rest as much as you need this

2. Silicone spatula

This one is for scraping off the sides of your bowls so nothing goes to waste

3. Good baking dish

Something durable you won't have to replace all the time

4. Hand mixer

You can get a hand whisk which is cheaper, it will just take forever to mix batter

Everything else, IMO is an need-only basis. For example, if you want to bake a lot of cupcakes/muffins, silicone moulds are a must. If you want to do cake decorating, piping bags, tips etc, and if you want to prep a lot of cookies, cookie moulds too.

Probably the most helpful 'big' appliance I have is food processor, but that was a luxury item I saved a lot to buy for and it helps only in the sense that I can make my own peanut butter and a lot of other store bought spreads at home. Otherwise, keeping things simple is the best.

[askyves]

Hello everyone. Thank you for your patience while I worked on transcribing this recipe. I tend to measure by eye and instinct, you see. So it took a bit to properly measure what I typically use and turn it into a usable recipe.

That being said, this is a recipe for a rather experienced baker, so don't be discouraged if it takes a few tries to get the hang of it. Feel free to leave me any comments or questions you may have.

As for the crust, any shortcrust recipe will work just fine. Pie crust or tart crust are acceptable alternatives as well.

Licht's Favorite Darioles

Ingredients:

1/4 cup blanched almonds

175 ml cold water

150 ml heavy cream

2 eggs

1/4 cup sugar

1 tsp rosewater

1 cup minced strawberries

1 recipe of shortcrust pastry

Method:

Press pastry into mini tart tins. Prick the dough and divide the strawberries among the tins (these will act as pie weights during the blind bake)

Bake the crusts in a hot oven at 425°F/220°C for about 10 minutes until just starting to brown.

Pound the almonds until finely ground. Stir in the water and let sit for 10 minutes. Strain through a cheesecloth.

Measure out 150 ml of the mixture and mix with the heavy cream.

Whisk the eggs and sugar in a saucepan until homogeneous. (Take care not to whisk so much it turns frothy.)

Set over low heat and slowly stir in the cream mixture. Continue cooking while stirring constantly until thickened.

The custard is ready when it reaches nappe, meaning the consistency where it can coat the back of a spoon evenly, like so:

At this stage, stir in the rosewater and remove from the heat. Pour into the cooled tart shells and shake a bit so the custard can properly coat the strawberries.

Bake in a moderate oven at 350°F/175°C for about 20 minutes until set. The center should still be a bit wobbly.

Cool completely and chill before serving.

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