No, I'm not bored out of my mind. I'm mentally debating that if I had the power to make either Kysterion or Kitenny a main ship which one I would do.
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No, I'm not bored out of my mind. I'm mentally debating that if I had the power to make either Kysterion or Kitenny a main ship which one I would do.
mysterion: *staring at kite's spandex covered ass* kenny: *elbows him* i know right!!! kenny: can you believe that glorious ass belongs to MY boyfriend?! *jumps on kite's back* i'm so lucky!!!!! kite: AGH!!! kenny!!! kyle, laughing quietly: they seem close... *makes eye contact with mysterion, who quickly looks away* [neither of them say a word afterwards]
Mountain Sound - Chapter 1
Written for @k2-week
Day 1 - Cuddling
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“You’re a complete fucking mess, you know that?”
Kenny laughed and snuggled a little closer. “So I’ve been told. By you, several times.”
“And yet none of those times have gotten through your thick skull, apparently.”
As his blond-haired “attendee” nuzzled into his chest, Human Kite rolled his eyes. This one, Kenneth McCormick (he’d learned his name after the third time of saving his accident-prone ass), was one of the weirdest people he’d ever met. This certainly wasn’t the first time Kite had saved him, and he was certain it wouldn’t be the last. Kite had lost count of how many times he’d saved Kenny.
…Okay no, that wasn’t true. The number was sixteen.
Still, that was a ridiculous number for one person.
do you have an kitenny hcs??? I have a need <3
Okay, so, admittedly, despite me saying that we need more Kitenny around here, I haven’t actually thought about them in-depth all that much. I’ll do my best, though!!
So, Kenny first hears about Human Kite via rumors going around that there’s a new vigilante on the rise, which does pique his interest a bit.
Eventually, stuff is actually printed about him and Kenny learns this new vigilante’s name: Human Kite.
It makes him snort.
Human Kite is a pretty dumb name.
But he hears stories about what this hero can do, like fly, shoot laser beams from his eyes, control the wind…who knows what else?
And, yeah, he can’t deny that it’s cool.
It is cool.
Laser eyes sound fucking awesome.
And even Mysterion can’t fly.
Yet while everyone around him is gushing about this new superhero in a manner not unlike the way they all initially reacted to Mysterion, he keeps his interest mostly to himself. He wants to meet Human Kite and gauge what he’s all about for himself.
What’s he up to? Is he in it for the fame and recognition, or does he actually want to help people?
It’s inevitable that they’ll cross paths with one another eventually, he feels.
Except he imagines that this will happen during the times he’s running around as Mysterion, but that’s not the case.
They first meet because Kenny winds up getting fatally injured while walking home from work. I don’t know how, but either way, he’s lying there and bleeding profusely. This is nothing new and, of course, it’s not going to matter in the end - he’ll just wake up in his bed death finally claims him.
He shuts his eyes and waits for that to happen.
Except it doesn’t because, surprise, Human Kite swoops down next to him and heals him.
Kenny doesn’t die, but he also lost a lot of blood and doesn’t really remember clearly anything that follows due to him teetering in and out of consciousness.
And when he wakes up in his bed the following morning, he thinks that maybe he did wind up dying, but…no, he’s not wearing the clothes he was in whenever he died. That’s how it always is, so therefore, he didn’t die, which means Human Kite really did save him.
Human Kite also carried him home.
And put him in bed.
And dressed him up in clothes that weren’t a bloody mess.
That’s nice of him.
A part of him wonders how Human Kite even knew where he lived, much less where his room is. Did he tell him? He might have told him. He can’t remember.
He’s annoyed that he can’t remember.
But he’s definitely eager to meet him again. Preferably not when he’s bleeding out next time, though.
chaos: *aiming thunder bolts at kite, forcing him into a corner* kenny: *comes up behind him, throwing rocks* you're such a dick!! go pick on someone else, asshole!! *kenny and kite escape* [later] chaos, hugging his knees: general, you don't think i'm an asshole do you? disarray: disarray: i thought being an asshole was the entire point. disarray: we're supervillains. chaos: w-well, i don't wanna be an asshole or nothin'. now that’s just mean.
Mountain Sound - Chapter 6
Written for @k2-week
Day 6 - Hospital
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The first thing he noticed when he came to was that he hurt.
Immediately Kenny was alarmed. Usually after he died, his body didn’t hurt. Or if it did, it was phantom pains from whatever caused his death.
This wasn’t either. This was an “I got fucking shot and survived” kind of pain. Something that was pretty rare for Kenny, all things considered.
“What the fuck…” How had he survived? Kenny was pretty sure that bullet had shot him clear through his side and out the other end. Normally he would have never lived through something like that, so why now?
He groaned and tried to move his arm. Only then did he realize that something was actually stuck in it.
Kenny’s eyes shot open and he sat up. Immediately he regretted it when a searing pain came from his torso and traveled through his whole body. He gripped his stomach and eased his way back down.
Okay, he wasn’t doing that again. Big fucking mistake. Ow.
One look around the room told him everything he needed to know, sort of. He was in a hospital. Great. Kite must have brought him here after…well yeah. Now he’d be stuck with hospital bills for the rest of his life. Hooray.
Mountain Sound - Chapter 4
Written for @k2-week
Day 4 - Rain
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“Yes Ma…”
A pause.
“No, I know, Ma. Trust me, I get it. I just had a few more things to look over for that test. I’m on my way home now.”
Kyle sighed as he listened to his mother go on about “the dangers of walking around at night”. He figured Shelia would know better than anyone that he knew all that, but she just had to be the doting mother hen sometimes to her superhero son.
Ugh. If this was what Kenny dealt with to warrant him calling Kite himself a mother hen, then he really owed him an apology. Kyle hoped he wasn’t that bad at least.
“I’m literally like ten minutes away from home, don’t worry. And I – Mom I wouldn’t be talking to you right this very second if I didn’t have my phone.” Kyle rubbed his temples, a habit he picked up from Stan. “Look, I got my raincoat and umbrella. The house is just around the corner. All I gotta do is-”
Kyle paused his speech as he turned said corner, stopping in his tracks. The shortcut home through the local playground was usually barren at this time…but not tonight, it seemed. The familiar orange parka made his heart skip a few beats, even if the coat was completely drenched by the rain.
He’d never met Kenny outside of costume before. What the hell was he doing here, in the pouring rain no less?