Thank you, and welcome to the Cattanooga Cheese Explosion of Pedigreed Bull
(With the inevitable Appy Polly Loggies unto @chgreenblatt, Mike Curb, Hanna-Barbera Productions and Capt. Billy's Whiz Bang--come to think of it, who still recalls Capt. Billy's Whiz Bang?)
[Mise en scene: A cheesy-looking cheese shop somewhere in Wisconsin, natch.]
SCOOTS, getting a little humourous: Wavy chitlin gravy ... can Wisconsin get any cheesier by virtue of cheesy cheese shops such as this?
GROOVE, spotting some barbecue sauce: But at least this has a few items that aren't exactly cheese-related!
COUNTRY, putting some spin on things: At any rate, cats, we're planning to spend a few days diving up at the lake from tomorrow, which at least should take our minds off this, uh--cheesy sort of situation!