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i’ve been working on a set of dishes that all sort of match and—

ummmmm—

can you please get out of there…

the revolution? postponed. the babies are napping

#please enjoy this series of itty bitty precious wittle baby kittens #they sleep like theyve never commited a crime (they absolutely have)#certified teeny tiny baby beans™#i will be canceling all responsibilities for the foreseeable future to guard these little snuggle meow beans #also pls enjoy their cute little bottoms in their wide legs stances trying to get milk from mom the hard way :')#kitty chronicles #dumbshitcricketsays

google photos makes folders of similar pictures and im CRYING at what they called the folder of cat images they made

#KITTY CHRONICLES

Kitten quotes 1 week post adoption:

“How did you get up there?”

“Whoever said cats always land on their feet has never met you, bud”

“Little man has discovered gravity and is not vibing with it.”

“WHATS IN YOUR MOUTH? NO-! OPEN”

“Ah fuck I’ve mietted him again”

“Don’t give him anything! His meow is a lie to manipulate-!”

“Why are you wet?? How are you wet? You’re an indoor cat!”

“There’s no way you would survive in the wild. You can barely survive in our house.”

“Oh! I’ve never heard you make that noise befo-?“ *cat gags and projectile vomits* “…Ah.”

“There’s these weird bumps on his belly?” Dad: “Annie, boy cats have nipples.”

“I’m pretty new to this, but I’m pretty sure the butt wiggle means imminent death.”

“How generate so much poop when only 2 lbs?”

Me, having never experienced a vet office: “um hello I have a bag of my kittens poo. Do I give it to you? Or is there a poo collector person?”

“Did you go poo poo?- *pause* WHERE DID YOU GO POO POO?”

“Meow” “that was eloquently put, baby boy”

#my kitty #kitty #kitten #cat #cute kitty #kitty chronicles #quotes out of context #qotd #quote of the day

In these abysmal times, we all need a Kiki video to lift our spirits

She loves catnip so much

#kitty chronicles #She scratched me when she swiped at it which is why I shrieked at the beginning lmao

We just had Chloe and Sasha like 1m apart from each other, both with all four feet on the ground, without incident! We were passing these teeny treats back and forth between them and there was no aggression at all in Chloe this time around! Sasha has been doing this thing where she goes up to the doors that Chloe is in and rolls around in front of them and presses her nose up against it. Chloe used to absolutely freak out about this, but lately there’s no noise on the other side so??

We’re getting into a routine of keeping their nails well-trimmed (easy for Sasha but a two-man job for Chloe jfc) so if all stays positive a few more times we might try some supervised sessions where I don’t keep a hand under Sasha so she doesn’t go charging :’)

#kitty chronicles