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#i owe you guys an audio i believe so heres your treat for the day :)#dumbshitcricketsays

i wanna sit on the moon and dangle my feet with my lover while we talk conspiracy theories about the universe

#im not talking basic either like whether the universe is a stimulation #i want talks of black holes being portals or how advanced civilizations are watching us like were animals in a zoo #extra points and sloppy kisses if you hit me with boltzmann brains theory #dumbshitcricketsays

yes i know its 8am. yes i am whining about wanting to cum already

#go to bed prepared to present these little puppy parts all day. wake up to what could be deemed a murder scene in my bed :')#im no longer finding life funny and im gonna need it to find its chill real real soon #im grumpy and cramping and sad so beware. my teeth are sharp today #dumbshitcricketsays

ill make this pinned post better when im not simmering with rage over being nuked by dumblr but for now, you can call me cricket

cancer sun; sagittarius moon; virgo rising

once more, minors this is not a place for you. i see you, i banish you

• dont ask personal questions unless youre prepared for evasive maneuvers

• i suck at conversing pls dont hate me if i dont get back to you right away cause it will definitely happen often

• dont ask for nudes, and dont bother sending unsolicited ones ill also banish you

• if u support maga in any sort of way, whether its by "small stances" or not, go ahead and unfollow and block me (and go fuck yourself too)

#dumbshitcricketsays #answered asks #me #my photography #spotify

shoutout to all the introverts whose accomplishments go unnoticed and uncredited because we dont announce them like a medieval town crier every time we complete a task

#im just kinda really tired of never being given recognition for anything ya know #anyways this post is sponsored by all the people who sit down for 5 minutes finally and immediately get accused of “doing nothing”#dumbshitcricketsays

was violetmasoleum but tumblr nuked me help me find my moots please :')

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horny knows no time. barely 6am and im already telling this man all the ways im aching to be his needy desperate little mutt

#to be fair. the concept of waking up to suck him off is just too good ugh #i think a little (a lot) of drool is good for everyone first thing in the morning #dumbshitcricketsays

just an fyi before i say anything, im posting this for me to help process and the pure want of having her on my blog.

today i had to say goodbye to one of the purest loves ive ever known. my sweet precious senior girl, nala, passed early this morning and i already feel unbearably homesick for her. she was here for so much of my life, entire eras of me existed with her beside me and yet it was nowhere near long enough. every room in this house feels wrong without her. i already miss you more than i know how to hold

#those tiny little teefers produced the sweetest smile #dumbshitcricketsays

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