#kittyverse

[slitherkitty]

Someone had shared a post by @foone with me, and I immediately could see my own Dr. Plasmodius saying it.

[loumandliker]

There's this post on my dash that's like "my cat knocked my roasted chicken off the counter so I put him in this horrible frilly collar as punishment. Unfortunately I don't think he minds." "You fool, you've only knighted him a Fancy Boy"

and basically all I'm saying is kittyverse Jonah Magnus

HRNSJCMSMCJSJCNSICHSN..... PLEASE

[slitherkitty]

Gosh, Jillian, how'd your tail get so big?

[slitherkitty]

real gamers want a cute pear-shaped droid boy with a massive bulge

[slitherkitty]

bunny-modded

[slitherkitty]

Jungbarod, the slythian god of Unending Cycles, having recently returned to the first steps of his own personal unending cycle.

[slitherkitty]

Jes and Amia in some silly clothing (or, the lack thereof)-related shenanigans.

Most aliens just don't get human sensibilities.

[slitherkitty]

"How come you didn't tell me that the humans exported deer to Lylia IX? I keep seeing these weird reports of people going missing after their camps get attacked by them" "Because they didn't, ma'am. There are no records of any kind of Teran deer being present on Lylia IX. Also, Teran deer are not known to be aggressive, like, at all." "... ... Hey, could you do me a biiiig favor? Run a-" "Biometrics scan? Already done. There are no specimens detected on Lylia IX that share any close genetic traits with Teran deer, or any deer-like species, for that matter. Except for one, but that species went extinct centuries ago; there's no way it could be them. It must be a detection error." "... Ah... can you double check that entry? Extinct, or-" "Oh, forgive me, ma'am, it was indeed my error; not extinct: valenced." "...I need to make a call."