#kiwi anon

[block-tales-headcanons]

this is probably just a coincidence but…

WHY DO 1X AND PLAYER LOOK SO SIMILAR. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.

- kiwi anon but not

1xplayer mfs:

[sugar-craxy]

I’m scared, you’ll be ok right?

-🥝

Depends...? Does a system collapse and going from 157 Sugars to 4 at the moment considered okay???

[pixies-very-important-science]

Oh and who likes cockwarming the most? If that hasn’t been done

- 🥝

This was in my list of important science notes, and I am very happy to see it's been bumped up the queue! Thank you for your contribution, dear kiwi anon 🩵🔬

Most into cockwarming? (hyung line)

Chan

Lino

Changbin

Hyunjin

Voting ended onMar 11, 2025

maknae line

[setmeatopthepyre]

For your antar-fic, some of the food they eat (at Scotts base at least) is NZ stuff, so some of it is, they have Charlie's orange and mango quencher juice, Whittaker's Chocolate (best chocolate if I do say so myself), hokey pokey ice cream (vanilla with honeycomb bits in it)

-kiwi anon

oooh fun info, kiwi anon, thank you! I know nothing about nz treats so I am making notes in case I end up having antarct-fic venture over to scott base. for those reading reading along: scott base is the new zealand antarctic base really close to mcmurdo station (the american base where buck & tommy are stationed in antarct-fic).

your ask got me curious as to where mcmurdo station imports their supplies from, so I consulted my antarctic guru slash friend @geddyqueer and they told me that all the mcmurdo kitchen food is imported from the usa, so the nz snacks wouldn't be regularly stocked items. however, people at mcmurdo could bring stuff over from nz and/or get things mailed or shipped, so as long as nz customs approves of them bringing it, they could still get their hands on kiwi snacks.

thank you for prompting me to learn new stuff, anon. we love to learn new stuff here. yippee!

[pixie-felix]

AHHHH I cant wait for your other responses

I’m glad you liked the IN one! The line that I think I bolded is something that’s been in my head for like a year but finally figured out what it was perfect for; the maknae who’s tired of being baby! It also is just perfect for me in general because I call everything cute all the time even when hot is the more appropriate word so that would also cause frustration for him. As always you’re free to use anything I leave in your asks however you want.

And I LOVE your additions to the Changbin Felix one. It was such a treat don’t you dare feel insecure about it. All of the stuff about Felix made it so much better and fleshed out as an idea. He’s so precious!!!!! Pinning him down WITH MY HIPS?!!? 🥵 and borderline overstimming him, he’s gonna think he might be dreaming. (It’s probably pretty similar to actual dreams he’s had)

Ugh he’s more than welcome to live in my lap. I just might have to flip him around and start kissing down his neck every once in a while. And he’d also ask for piggyback rides or just to be carried in general from the kitchen to the living room to the bedroom 😉. And of course no one could say no to Felix! But everyone else is a hypocrite teasing like they wouldn’t do whatever he asked for (they’re just jealous). Most of them besides Changbin ofc who also is on piggyback/Felix’s personal chair duty now.

Changbin who is also now in trouble because the post-workout shower becomes a bit of a habit. Unless he lays on the ground for too long in which case I’ll be getting on top of him right then and there. But either way that blowjob will be happening.

And I feel like some of the other members are bound to try to join the workout at some point… not sure if they can handle it though.

- 🥝

🤔 How many times do you think you can call Innie cute before he snaps? And how hard does he snap? It is a sulky pout? Does he leave in a huff? Does he turn into a whiny brat? Does Daddy Toast appear, ready to pin you down and prove that (to quote Seungmin) he's a man now?

These are the important questions. Let us ask the people: (obviously your opinion matters most here, I've just made so many polls this evening and I can't stop apparently)

What happens if you call Innie "cute" too many times?

He starts sulking and pouting.

He leaves in a huff

He turns into a whiney brat.

Daddy Toast appears, ready to prove a point.

Voting ended onMar 7, 2025

in other news...

OVER👏STIMMING👏LIXXIE👏

YES! SO HERE FOR IT! (There's a reason my blog description is i make pretty boys cry 😂 and why my first fic was sub!felix with a mommy kink. Poor sunshine angel, the things I'd do to him... with his consent, ofc.)

The best part about training with Binnie, now that the sexual ice is broken, is teasing him. It's almost too easy to make him blush. A gentle brush of your ass against his crotch when your squatting. Repeatedly making tiny errors with your form, so he has to hold you and guide you through the movements... Complaining that your sports bra isn't supportive enough. It's fun.

Almost as fun as the post workout shower sex.

The shower sex is what tips Chan off. One minute you and Changbin are in the weight room with him, looking awfully cozy (he's not jealous). And then you finish your workouts early. Not that Channie was counting or anything. It's just that, you usually do three sets for everything... and on your last machine, you only did two. Before whispering something in Binnie's ear and rushing off to the changing rooms.

Yeah, Chan's definitely not jealous.

What happens when he walks in on you and Binnie? Does he see anything, or does he just hear? Do you guys notice him? Does he join in, or does he have a danger wank all by himself, lonely in the next shower stall?

Questions, questions.

[real-total-drama-takes]

i love izva.

-🥝

[audaciousacolyte]

Just found your account and I think I need to be feed these days👀

Anyways can I request Mk x LBD son reader? Like the reader got separate from LBD and he is pretty glad for it, he joined Mk and his friends, has a reunion with his mother, she also expose him about being her son

Mk and the reader were a couple 👀 oh btw, headcanon and any genre Ty for taking the request

-KW anon 🥝

Son of Ice and Spirits

Son of LBD!reader x MK fluff and angst headcanons, with hurt/comfort

《|| AN: I'm just assuming that the reader has some of the same powers as the Lady Bone Demon,such as ice manipulation and spooky spirit powers, but feel free to correct me if I'm wrong!! That being said, I had a blast writing this and I hope that you enjoy it!! ||》

Fluff

☆ MK is, quite literally,the sweetest guy you could've ever hoped to meet.

☆ When the two of you first met, he was so nervous about making a fool of himself that he could barely speak to you without stuttering or tripping over his words!

☆ It took a long time for him to act normally around you, let alone speak to you.

☆ I'm gonna go with the assumption that MK didn't even realize that you had any powers in the first place, so when you do eventually use them in front of him, his first reaction is "😦"

☆ It's even funnier coupled with the fact that he didn't even realize that you were not human. Like, at all.

☆ He is going to be embarrassed until the day he dies, even as you tell him that it's totally understandable and that you don't really go about telling people that you're a demon outright.

☆ When he finally does work up the courage to confess, it's entirely random and out of the blue.

☆ Still, it was very sweet and endearing (at least in your eyes), so the two of you have been dating ever since.

Angst

○ When you eventually do run into your mother again, it's not a happy family reunion in the slightest.

○ So. You know. It's not great.

○ Although you had known that she was defeated long ago, you had not known that her second in command was still out there.

○ To say your mother was...upset with you is an understatement.

○ Actually, if it weren't for your friends, she'd very likely would've taken you prisoner and forced you to aid in her endeavor to eradicate the mortal realm.

○ The only one who actually knew that the two of you were related at all was the six eared macaque, as he was technically still under your mother's thumb. Although everyone was shocked by the information, after you explained your own viewpoint of your mother's ideologies, they quickly understood.

○ Understandably however, Monkey king and Pigsy kept a much closer eye on you after the "Big Reveal" as you like to call it.

○ There wasn't really that much time to delve into your problems as you all where racing against the clock to save the world, but MK did manage to steal a few minutes for the two of you to talk. He wasn't even angry that you hadn't told him, he just wanted to know why that was the case.

○ You told him the truth. That your mother was...not the greatest person, and that she had forced you to do a lot of things that you hadn't wanted to. You told him that you had just wanted to help her and make her happy. And...he understood.

○ MK knows what it's like to want to help people, and make them happy at the cost of his own happiness. And he used to do that far too often with people who probably didn't deserve his time, so...yeah, he knows what it's like.

○ After the final confrontation and your mother's death, you felt...tired? You think? It certainly wasn't a good feeling, but not quite a bad one either.

○ Later on, you begin to identify the odd weight in your chest as relief. Relief that your mother no longer held any sway in your life or in others.

○ That relief turns to guilt, and guilt turns into grief. Your MOTHER is dead and yet you don't feel as bad as you thought that you should.

○ Thankfully, MK catches on.

○ He tells you to that it's alright that you don't feel bad. That sometimes, when someone hurts us badly enough, we start believing things that aren't true. That someone who loved us and raised us and hurt us, sometimes without meaning to, should be agonized over when they refused to better themselves. He told you that you didn't have to feel quite so bad because sometimes, we're better off without those people in our lives.

○ The lady bone demon was your mother,yes, but she hurt you. She hurt countless others as well. And although you still love her deep down, you figured that MK was right...that sometimes we are just better off.

○ And as the day begins anew and the city of Megapolis bustles to life, you can't help but feel just the tiniest bit better that you have your wonderful boyfriend at your side.

[carouselhorseys]

YOU. FELLOW WDYOAPFTS FAN. YOU. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE MOMENT. HAND IT OVER. MINE IS WHEN STANLEY TUCKS A FLOWER BEHIND NARRATOR'S EAR. I TOLD YOU MINE, GIVE ME YOURS. NOW.

~KIWIII KWIIWHDKSJDKWJF KIWI. KIWIIEJSJ

HAGDHWHSHWH WELL ASIDE FROM THE TEN THOUSAND MOMENTS I WENT INSANE OVER IN CHAPTER 5 UHHH

i think it's gotta be when The narrator leaves to get the bsl book. Stepping out of his comfort zone especially after something so traumatic and then going the extra step of speaking to a whole stranger was really refreshing to see. He's got a long way to go but. Man. Proud of him.

However the scene with them dancing made me bite a chunk out of my mattress. So,